Lazer Gonzalez @Macsplotiation

Joined January 2012

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Lazer Gonzalez @Macsplotiation

10 years ago

Gotta watch out for sabotage #witchcult

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10 years ago

@patrickbakeman "I dont understand why people would spend time hating me. I already hate myself so much. It just seems like a waste of time"

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Lazer Gonzalez @Macsplotiation

11 years ago

Spongebob is a powerful aphrodiasiac #2turnt

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11 years ago

Mad max sex dungeon #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Sexual bopit #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Id rather combo than the five dollr footlong @mcbeaty

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11 years ago

Popafett #goodcostumeidea #goodbandname #dcon15

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11 years ago

This waffle house has a bouncer.

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11 years ago

The only thing stopping you from getting a pb&j is yourself #dragoncon

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11 years ago

Im not sure if variety is the spice of life. Im pretty sure its drugz.

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11 years ago

That guy has two unicycles... Or one bicycle @poop_hands

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11 years ago

I wish I made better life decisions but alchohol is so fucking awesome.

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11 years ago

Ameteur Tractors #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Someone should give tha jamacian coach a conductors stick #concacaf2015

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11 years ago

Dont fear the reefer #haileysays #swag

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11 years ago

How do you spell japanese #idonthaveasmartphone #lemmecallgooglerq

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11 years ago

High Risk Fuckboii #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Sex Hugz #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Vodka Tournament #goodbandname

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11 years ago

Deathcake #goodbandname

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