Graham @ManChapGraham
Hey it's me Graham Seattle Joined February 2009-
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I think every episode of star treak should end with a two minute sequence of the entire bridge chanting “space” and banging their fists on their chairs
>𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙱𝙾𝚃𝙸𝚀𝚄𝙴 >𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊 𝙱𝙾𝚇 𝙾𝙵 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚁𝙽 𝙼𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚈 𝙳𝙾𝙻𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚂 >𝚆𝚃𝙵?
Marshawn Lynch is the only good NFL player
THIS IS NO COMMON BIRD! GO ON, YOU COWARDS! YOU FOOLS! JUST TRY! HAHAHAHAAA! TODAY IT WILL BE YOU THAT IS PLUCKED AND BATTERED!
Oh good I opted to work more hours and am now riding with a guy telling me about how the economy is great and homeless people are lazy moocherz
This security services lady asked "anyone ever had a friend invite you to come over, do a line, play Fortnite?" and I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a solid minute.
This from @nytimes is the best cartogram of the US I've seen. How we portray the US shapes our political imagination; given the representation disparities of the Senate and Electoral College, more than ever we need to depict the US in units of population rather than land.
OK but for real, if you're driving a Tesla you're not allowed to go to Ikea anymore.
If it weren't for region lock bull shit I could get this for @OzKFodrotski
I would like to apologize in advance to anyone that smells me over the next two flights and long layover in between. I am a funky fella.
A bunch of people are taking pictures of me at the Hanoi airport, do you think I can leverage this into an @ENOHammocks sponsorship?
On backpacker street in Ho Chi Minh City is the bleached, broken skull of a fast food franchise with flowers growing out of it. I see it and hear @kaylajustkayla cackling with glee

pig pig @knuckduckler
93 Followers 157 Following she/her. no longer taking questions about my jalopy.
You Know Who I Am. @iamsophie_marie
20 Followers 321 Following
The Budcast Podcast @BudcastThe
20 Followers 65 Following two buds who are budtenders at a dispensary in Fairbanks Alaska, launching a podcast
Anjl Rodee @AnjlRodee
206 Followers 406 Following CEO and Lead Artist of BrushCapades. I lead virtual art classes for global corporate events, teaching people the importance of creativity and mental wellness.
WorldGaming @WorldOfGamesss
397 Followers 3K Following News about upcoming games, current games, where to buy your games the cheapest and more. Keep yourself up to date and hit that follow button.
Sinnombre @Sinnombre124
15 Followers 52 Following
CELAN Esports @ChurchoftheLAN
33 Followers 37 Following Cascadia's Premier Esports Franchise and Luxury Lifestyle Brand. 'Definitely not' a cult.* *By accessing this page you agree to the Cult Terms of Service.
Next Generation Gap @NextGenGap
24 Followers 176 Following
Claire Webber @claireonweb
707 Followers 518 Following seattle comedian | The Nasty Body - comedy about ostomy | artist & creepshow
Tricia McMillan @trillian
136 Followers 224 Following Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.
Krampus Newsletter @KrampusNews
6 Followers 42 Following
Raymond+ @RaymondLW
218 Followers 542 Following Daring to suck. There is no nuance with white supremacists. Punch nazis.(he/him)
LegalConsole @LegalConsole
11 Followers 13 Following IP Attorney at AEON Law and lifelong gamer. D.Va main. Reelect John Hancock, Mayor of Goodneighbor. https://t.co/yoE9PpxVWk
Annette Auger @annette_rayna
84 Followers 400 Following Optimist and explorer. Lover of podcasts, conversations, clouds, and kindness. Top superpower: curiosity. Look up more.
Justin Parish @RepJustinParish
113 Followers 54 Following If you live between Sunny Point and the End of the Road, I work for you! I'm a new State House Representive and I love dancing, people, and efficiency.
kem @m8_pe0
0 Followers 62 Following
Sake Sentai Drinkenge... @Drinkenger
22 Followers 28 Following We're here to safe the Earth from booze! The only podcast that gets roaringly drunk & then recaps Sentai episodes. https://t.co/rmNNjo59vi #drinkenger #sentai
Mic Dropper @MichaelDDraper
143 Followers 491 Following
Fabian Von Heezil @anchorfabian
19 Followers 99 Following field reporter for the BBC...formerly. I have forged my journalistic steel in the fires of the wore torn middle-west and the far-weastern jungles. NEWSMAN!
ABOLISH THE POLICE La... @l_skeletor
251 Followers 467 Following I just retweet people who are smarter and funnier than I am. Black Lives Matter. Defund the police. she/hers
CeciliaB.Demented @absurdityengine
281 Followers 1K Following She/her Seriously tired of this nonsense. Here to absolutely fuck up idiots and look at cute shit. I tweet about politics and social justice. And cute shit.
FEELINGS @FEELINGS_Improv
108 Followers 636 Following FEELINGS is a intersectional, feminist, queer improv show based on your suggestions! Join Kinzie and Natasha to eat dessert and dismantle the patriarchy.
Tootsie Spangles @TootsieSpangles
568 Followers 2K Following find me on the stage, in the garden, or petting something furry. A queer schmancy femme, fart joke connoisseur, & cool aunt. she/her. Black Lives Matter
At @things_at_says
14 Followers 11 Following
Laser Comedy Show @LaserImprovShow
476 Followers 1K Following Actor/Improvisor and Artist making and breaking comedy.
TheNuttChild @TheNuttChild
58 Followers 181 Following
nighttime dani 🪦�... @missdobermann
171 Followers 403 Following wfh cat parent. 40. they/them. FOD, choice, shawol, dongari, weve
Camilla Kaplan @camillakaplan
108 Followers 257 Following Freelance developmental editor, copy editor, and ebook designer. Fantasy/sci-fi reader. Semicolon enthusiast. Alaskan expat. Pronouns: she/her/hers
John Munchak @JohnMComedy
681 Followers 3K Following defend democracy from maga and the criminal trump
Alexander Jerabek @CrustlessPunk
127 Followers 139 Following Trying to be a jack of all trades. Currently the ten of spades and Creative Director at @cherrypikdgames.
natalie @fistfulofhollas
902 Followers 782 Following a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night type
Questionable Content @QCSeattle
52 Followers 89 Following Late-night panel show wherein two teams of panelists compete in a battle of wits. At Theater @schmeater in #Belltown, #Seattle. #comedy #gameshow #fun #drinks
Jason spellman @spellman_jason
28 Followers 193 Following man o man this tweeter shit gunna get me in trouble for sure
Angelina @amartinez189
58 Followers 213 Following
nest of tents @nestoftents
137 Followers 218 Following super posi art and music! love and connection is why we were made! give me a high five if you WANT to!!!! technology can be great! love your enemies!
Ricky Sun @rickysunSV
7 Followers 163 Following Serial entrepreneur from the valley. Founder of Ultipa -- the categroey-defining graph XAI innovator.
Levi Rion Ben-Israel @sumodudemanboy
63 Followers 191 Following I'm an artist living in the woods. I have a passion for all things life. I love people.
BetsyHemple @BetsyHemple
180 Followers 1K Following Graphic Designer, Photographer, Studio Artist, Singer/Songwriter, Worshiper of Jesus
Amalia✨ @amaliatown
931 Followers 3K Following Half of @BookClubSEA, occasional irl streamer. Fluent in banter, conversational in all dialects of geek. Chop-busting is my love language. twitch/IG:@amaliatown
David Gordon @ReadySetGordon
33 Followers 42 Following Eagerly awaiting National Treasure 3 (since before it was cool).
pig pig @knuckduckler
93 Followers 157 Following she/her. no longer taking questions about my jalopy.
Seth Abramson @SethAbramson
834K Followers 19 Following NYT bestselling Trump and Musk biographer. Attorney. Retired journalism professor. More: https://t.co/irDWUjJ8hz and https://t.co/C61aEoBmYZ
Jeannine @AdmiralAsthma
772 Followers 267 Following Improviser, Actress, Director, Costumer, Writer and Nerd Lady around Seattle.
Dark Stock Photos �... @darkstockphotos
408K Followers 28 Following Extremely fucked up stock photography / Curated by @ultrabrilliant / I did not pay for this blue checkmark
White House staffer @AngryWHStaffer
103K Followers 139 Following I work at the Trump White House. This is a disaster.
NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld
710K Followers 2 Following #HOLDTHELINE #BlackLivesMatter #BlockTheTrolls The Original Alt National Park Service Resistance account handed down from the Elders
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
473K Followers 12 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
MachinePix @MachinePix
208K Followers 74 Following Amazing feats of engineering. Tweeted by @kane and https://t.co/c2bRClqVy5.
Sake Sentai Drinkenge... @Drinkenger
22 Followers 28 Following We're here to safe the Earth from booze! The only podcast that gets roaringly drunk & then recaps Sentai episodes. https://t.co/rmNNjo59vi #drinkenger #sentai
Dystopian YA Novel @DystopianYA
52K Followers 13 Following I never asked for this, but turns out I'm the only one who can save us. A new trilogy coming soon, by @danaschwartzzz
CeciliaB.Demented @absurdityengine
281 Followers 1K Following She/her Seriously tired of this nonsense. Here to absolutely fuck up idiots and look at cute shit. I tweet about politics and social justice. And cute shit.
Amalia✨ @amaliatown
931 Followers 3K Following Half of @BookClubSEA, occasional irl streamer. Fluent in banter, conversational in all dialects of geek. Chop-busting is my love language. twitch/IG:@amaliatown
Camilla Kaplan @camillakaplan
108 Followers 257 Following Freelance developmental editor, copy editor, and ebook designer. Fantasy/sci-fi reader. Semicolon enthusiast. Alaskan expat. Pronouns: she/her/hers
dasharez0ne.bsky.soci... @dasharez0ne
125K Followers 2 Following FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA - GET MY MEME'S BY MAIL https://t.co/zxCFeD8n1I STILL AT https://t.co/skhkXpUq47 / https://t.co/FIGi6RPlBM
ABOLISH THE POLICE La... @l_skeletor
251 Followers 467 Following I just retweet people who are smarter and funnier than I am. Black Lives Matter. Defund the police. she/hers
Nick Edwards Comedy @Laff_With_Nick
27 Followers 14 Following
Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise
203K Followers 10 Following The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
Emmett Montgomery @emmettfungomery
2K Followers 2K Following I make jokes and stories and puppets and stuff and sound my decembers exploring the fun cosmic nightmare of Christmas as the “santanist” Sugar Plum Gary
TheNuttChild @TheNuttChild
58 Followers 181 Following
My new Harold team @mynewharoldteam
33 Followers 36 Following I'm very excited about the new Harold team I'm a part of!
At @things_at_says
14 Followers 11 Following
Nathan Cox @CoxThoughts
252 Followers 237 Following Improviser, DJ, Project manager/Copywriter He/Him
John Munchak @JohnMComedy
681 Followers 3K Following defend democracy from maga and the criminal trump
Alexander Jerabek @CrustlessPunk
127 Followers 139 Following Trying to be a jack of all trades. Currently the ten of spades and Creative Director at @cherrypikdgames.
natalie @fistfulofhollas
902 Followers 782 Following a pot of coffee by day, bottle of wine by night type
Joshua Chambers🍎 @josh_chambers
4K Followers 255 Following JD Candidate @SeattleULaw, co-host https://t.co/AM5dfbxCGs, Professional Wrestling Enthusiast, trying to tweet like an adult
Levi Rion Ben-Israel @sumodudemanboy
63 Followers 191 Following I'm an artist living in the woods. I have a passion for all things life. I love people.
Elizabeth Parr @elizabethmparr
23 Followers 75 Following
David Gordon @ReadySetGordon
33 Followers 42 Following Eagerly awaiting National Treasure 3 (since before it was cool).
Blu Lipstik Babe @Jekeva_In_Blu
166 Followers 258 Following Actor. Writer. Voice Artist. Improviser. Repped by Affirmative Entertainment. Check me out at https://t.co/eFbb8pNKLg!
Scooty-Puff Jr. @ohnogoddamn
91 Followers 259 Following Drunkard/an upsetting ball of meat. The original Gerber baby. he/him
ZakO'Potatoes @ZakNelson27
161 Followers 361 Following Writer/Performer w/ @DroptheRootBeer. General soccer bum and comedy nerd. I'm here for the bantz.
Phoenix @jezebelcsz
168 Followers 243 Following Married to the best person in the world: @towels. Transforming my life. Also: pepperoni chips.
Anjl Rodee @AnjlRodee
206 Followers 406 Following CEO and Lead Artist of BrushCapades. I lead virtual art classes for global corporate events, teaching people the importance of creativity and mental wellness.
Nick Chudnow @Crunchthyme
23 Followers 179 Following
Doug Willott @NWImprov
8 Followers 1 Following Learn about the improv buzz in the northwest, with a focus on Western Washington and Seattle's growing community
nighttime dani 🪦�... @missdobermann
171 Followers 403 Following wfh cat parent. 40. they/them. FOD, choice, shawol, dongari, weve
Rebecca Shay @RebeccaMShay
35 Followers 118 Following I like to read books and write poems and be by water and laugh. I dont like to wash dishes or wear socks or deal with misogynist bullshit.