ischempp @ischempp
Ian Schempp is a comedian and improviser in Seattle jetcityimprov.com Seattle Joined January 2008-
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.@PattyMurray just FYI, I will not be voting for anyone who doesn’t vote for the CRA to save #NetNeutrality.
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