Preschool Gems 💎 @PreschoolGems
LOVE. DEATH. MAGIC. Catalogued by Leslie McCollom. Book out now from @PenguinRandom! Get one, why don't you? amzn.to/UQP8BV Joined April 2010-
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My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates. The address:
“When I grow up I wanna be everything! A cowboy on Fridays, an old grandma on Saturdays, and even a man!”
Someone emailed me that her 11 year old daughter said that she “loves my art because she sees the stuff I like as important enough to paint”. A statement I might not ever emotionally recover from ❤️❤️❤️🥲🥲🥲
“Today’s a great day to pick a flower for your dad.”
Me: “Honey, when you’re older and don’t want me in your room anymore when you’re falling asleep I know I’ll look back and miss these evenings with you, sitting together. Kid: “Mama?” Me: “Yes?” Kid: “Do our bodies ever run out of spit?”
“I wish this world was a more candier colored world.”
“Is the whole world bigger than a garbage truck?”
Nice work if you can get it.
Kids are people too!
“For Christmas can I get candies that make me grow real sharp teeth?”
“I wanna be a baby again. I’m tired of knowing things.”
“I hope there are big guys here, I LOVE big guys. I wanna scoot to see some big guys!”
When I told my son that @pdxteachers are on strike to help kids have safer and better schools, he said “Yeah and I’m on strike too.” I asked what his demands are, and he said “I want my bosses to stop giving me boxes of toy pigs.” Wishing them both a successful labor action!✊
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@Raffi_RC I hope this is an oversight whether it be your understanding of the original post, or our understanding of yours. If not, there are many children and adults like myself who will be terribly disappointed.
@Raffi_RC Hi, not sure the original poster's or your intent with this but I worry it reads as transphobic. I am a pediatrician who is lucky to take care of tons of babies. Most are born from women but some are not and we love them all.
@Raffi_RC Hi Raffi, I loved your music growing up and appreciate your posts, this is really transphobic and I’m hoping posting it was just an oversight!
@Raffi_RC Raffi, every child in the world needs your unconditional acceptance and support, and this way of thinking and speaking is very harmful to some of them. Please change the information you are taking in and who you are being influenced by. These people are hate mongers!
Someone emailed me that her 11 year old daughter said that she “loves my art because she sees the stuff I like as important enough to paint”. A statement I might not ever emotionally recover from ❤️❤️❤️🥲🥲🥲
RT @PreschoolGems "This is another day where I'm feeling fragile." #MondayMood
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My four year old is the undisputed queen of making up names:
@PreschoolGems Wow I love these. This reminds me of a random character my daughter made up one day, “Jegamole Tordin”
@PreschoolGems @ProductiveOuts you got some competition coming down the pike
Every day.
“Today’s a great day to pick a flower for your dad.”
Filled out the paperwork for my daughter’s 1st passport and under “employment” was told to write “unemployed baby”
@PreschoolGems 📢 KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO 📢📢 🙌🏻🙌🏻
This morning I made a mistake. As a result I was 20 minutes late for a meeting. No one gave me a behaviour point. I apologised and we moved on. I’m not in detention now. That’s because I’m an adult and I live in the real world. Why should our teenagers be treated so differently?
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Want to guess which fictional Christmas character my 3yo son has become obsessed with this year? I will be quite shocked if anyone gets it, truly 😂
Just as I suspected, no one got it! It's the Mouse King from the Nutcracker ballet, aka "mine bad mouse." 😂
@kmelkhat Lost my mum when I was 11 and weirdly teared up reading this man! 30+ now but who knows how these feeling things work… Merry Christmas and thank you for sharing. Make sure you hug your mum tight, you both deserve it
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