Man Jokes! @ManJokes
Dedicated to making people laugh. Created by man, for man...and some special women. Joined February 2012-
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When you hate your job so much you consider trying to get sick so you have an excuse to stay home... #YOLO
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When you go into the bathroom to poop but realize someone is there and wash your hands instead... #Awkwardmoment
That awful moment when the toilet seat cover falls into the toilet before you can sit down. #shitty
Gas is so expensive I think I'm gonna start syphoning it. Any minority care to tell me how?
There was a woman driving behind me today with a bulldog in the passenger seat. I swear to you the woman and the dog were bro and sis. #ugly
"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick." @howardstern
Girls don't fart. Don't try to convince me they do...
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you fart in class, so you try to recreate the noise with your shoe.
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I get #douchechills everytime I see a guy with a pair of metal testicles hanging under his truck.
Hoomba... like the roomba vacuum but instead a midget laying on a skateboard cleaning the floor #SNL
That awkward moment when you have to buy a new belt because you eat too much. #fatass
You know you're a wigger when you type ain't with the apostrophe to make it a true contraction.
Check out this girls website... not sure if I'm turned on, or turned off... yogapantsfetish.com
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you actually think you might poop your pants...
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