The man™ @Manandaplan

Up for a laugh! Dont follow me if you're easily offended as i do use the 'cunt' word a bit, but i do promise to make you smile. saarrfff lundun Joined December 2011

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

To the person that stole my antidepressants.... I hope you're happy!

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7 years ago

Going to throw my wife a bukkake party. Hope everyone will come and I can't wait to see her face!

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

You think you have a bad sex life? That's rubbish. How can it be bad when you are getting fucked by the Tory government morning, noon and night!

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

I seem to spend my life trying to find a drink that will quench my thirst!

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7 years ago

It's fffffrrrrrriiiiiiiddddddaaaaayyyyy! My second favourite "F" word!

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

I think someone has fucked up somewhere. Today must be really Friday as I feel like I've worked 5 days already.

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@MsDeadInside Lol I know blast from the fucking past isn't it. I'm doing good, haven't been on here in years and thought I would pop back on but you're right it's not the same, it seems a bit dead now lol. How you been? Oi and why you not following me anymore? 😉

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

If a woman says "please do not contact me again or I will inform the police!". Is she just playing hard to get? *Asking for a friend*

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

@MsDeadInside Well, well fancy bumping into you again. We used to speak years ago and I'd like to think I was included in that "first Twitter account crush tally" lol. How you been?

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The man™ @Manandaplan

7 years ago

McDonald's are now doing a double quarter pounded. Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't that a half pounder? So the name quarter pounder is now wrong under the trade description act?!?