marissa @MarissaSaysWhat
mostly nonsense. tried weight watchers but gave up and went to AA for the chips. i’m just here so i don’t get fined. she/her #blacklivesmatter medium.com/@marissadrisco… Chicago, IL Joined April 2010-
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taylor: “I’m having his baby” me: 😱 taylor: “no I’m not but you should see your faces” me: #tsttpd
taylor: i forget how the west was won me, a true millennial: #TSTTPD #ttpdboardmeeting
calling to order all swifties who are waiting for the smarter swifties to decode everything in #TSTTPD #TTPDBoardMeeting
lincoln park, chicago at 2:11pm ct #Eclipse2024
idk why anyone is confused when homegirl rolled up to the final rose ceremony with her hair in a ponytail holder. the clues were there, kiddos #thebachelor
Kids can’t go to school. Believers can’t go to church. Families can’t go to the grocery store. Friends can’t go to a concert. And now fans can’t go to a SUPER BOWL PARADE without the real fear of being a part of a mass shooting in America. WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Shoutout Kansas City PS: We're available for the parade @Chiefs
BREAKING: Israel is now bombing a million civilians trapped in Rafah, the last place of refuge in Gaza. This is the most violent and unprecedented bombardment of Rafah to date. We’re witnessing a holocaust. Plain and simple.
you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the patriots #superbowl #SBLVII
SHOW US THE SUPER BOWL STREAKER YOU NERDS #superbowl
everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people” and then 10 seconds later it hit us
how many temu commercials will we see tonight? #superbowl #SBLVIII
i never knew i needed h.e.r. doing the solo on u got it bad until this very moment #SuperBowl #SBLVIII
So we just gonna ignore Travis Kelce damn near knocking Andy Reid down while screaming at him? Like Is he okay? #SuperBowl
Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.
Gisele-“My Husband cannot F*cking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.” Lamar Jackson- “I ain’t ya husband”
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TV, Food, and Books @tvfoodandbooks
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Ryan Gosling and the cast of "Barbie" perform "I'm Just Ken" at the #Oscars. bit.ly/3v4IQKd
@MarissaSaysWhat Ok. While I disagree, that’s funny. #gopackgo
Keep doing #ThatThingYouDo
appreciate you man saw the video of that kid at your camp tho, looked like he already had your number🫡😉😂
Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Jess, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job
From the O’Bama family to yours, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Ke Huy Quan ran up to Harrison Ford after the Hollywood icon presented “Everything Everywhere All At Once” with the best picture #Oscar. latimes.com/entertainment-…
I think this is my favorite scene in a movie
Explained stealth aircraft on a date tonight and now I fully comprehend the unique high that comes from mansplaining. In completely unrelated news, I am still single.
Got some really tough news today that I’m part of the layoffs at Spotify. Sharing more here because I can’t say everything I want to say with a limited character count. Much love, my friends.
Regina Hall finding out why Kevin Costner couldn’t be at the #GoldenGlobes just won next year’s #GoldenGlobes for Best Actress in a TV Comedy
Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣
At this point, neither of us had read the full script, only this one scene. I was full of questions, but George said "Let's just try one & we'll talk about it later." Even though it felt like a parody of sci-fi, I decided to play it as sincerely as possible. #TrueStory
What a gem here from @larwoolf. Can you share any color on this, @HamillHimself! 💯 #StarWars (cc: @frankpallotta)
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