Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

First of all, I'd like t' get this out there, righ' off th' bat: I am NOT a moron. I am th' Master Hacker Extraordinare from Aperture Labs! 《Portal RP • #Ðεѕυ》 half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Wheatley Michigan, USA [Icon: no5-5] Joined July 2012

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

"I had Her body for /hours/. Of course I know Her! Better than you, 'm sure. I've never even heard of you. You a new test subject, mate? A janitor maybe?" Didn't he just say he wasn't as mean as Her?

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

"I know that! 'm not a bloody moron! Never heard anyone call her Caroline before. Not so sure she'd even like tha', being misnamed like tha'." Wheatley's cross over his chest, and he looks positively annoyed.

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

"HAH! Oh, no, mate. Her name's GLaDOS. She's a real bully, she is. /I'd/ certainly never treat people th' way she does. Well. Except for that one time. When I was in control of Her body. But we don't talk about that time. She doesn't much like that time."

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

Blink. Blink blink. "Who's Caroline?"

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

"Righ'. Sure. Okay. Bu' have you considered tha' I'm worth more t' you than She is?"

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

"Why does the Johnson bloke even waste his time with Her? He realizes that /I'm/ th' real brains behind this operation, righ'?"

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

HAH! He's gonna die!

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

Remember when I was a lady-bot an' I dated tha' Handsome Jack bloke from Pandora? HAH! Definitely no' sad that he left me without ever sayin' a thing. Jus' disappeared one day. Bu' 'm not sad!!!

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GLaDOS @GLaDBITCH

5 years ago

『𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚌𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚘._』 🥔 Portal / Valve RP 🥔 OC and MV friendly 🥔 Ships on chem. 🥔 Lit./Semi-Lit. 🥔 10+ years experience A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ

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Wheatley @MasterHackerIDS

5 years ago

Oi, anyway, imagine no' lettin' go of a guy nearly destroyin' your entire facility, blowin' up everythin' you've worked hard to achieve in a good decade? Couldn't be me.