Matt Sutherland @Matty_boy1
Joined June 2009-
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This holiday season has been brought to you by an unknown amount of turkey dinners and Game of Thrones.
Burn out the day, burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight, I'm living for giving the devil his due.
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark. Everyone around me is a total stranger.
Walkin' down this rocky road, wonderin' where my life is leadin', rollin' on to the bitter end.
Why, do you like playing around with my, narrow scope of reality, I can feel it all start slipping, I think I'm breaking down.
Leave it to my brother to have me rotted by 6:30 in the fuckin' morning.
And I've always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance, and up until now I have sworn to myself, that I'm content with loneliness.
Manager tells me tonight she is no good at small cock... I think she meant talk...
Ra Ra Ra! When all is said and done, we're not the first to be here. There's nothing new underneath the sun.
Matt Sutherland retweeted
When you see couples tweeting lovey dovey stuff at each other.
She works on the chemical level, sweet and stinky little devil. She's got the molecules, that stick with you and your smile. #KindaLingers
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Nothing Christmas related should even be mentioned until the end of this month. Except Nog....Nog should be around all year.
She'll help her old man home again, with a walk in the Irish rain.
A sweet little lady with a glass of stout. Sippin' it down 'til the foam runs out...
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls? Ooooh aah, mother, should I build a wall?
Matt Sutherland retweeted
Dad never misses Jerry Springer episodes #everyday
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