Max @MaxSamfield

I like fancy dress, sailing, and beating my mates at stuff. Sometimes I also behave sensibly. Bristol, England Joined September 2011

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

3 years ago

Tingham

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Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama

3 years ago

If this really is the end of Twitter I just want to tell you all, from the bottom of my heart: this has been a colossal waste of time x

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elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

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Terry the Odd Job Man @terryoddjobman

3 years ago

When you call a GP Surgery

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Eugene @eugeneh84

3 years ago

Just Stop Oil have just stormed the I'm a Celeb set and attacked host Ant McPartlin with paint

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three steaks pam @alexandrakuri

3 years ago

just went to tesco and saw a woman crying at the help desk because she’d lost her holiday money. I asked her if she was ok and gave her £100 out of my pocket. I wouldn’t normally but I’d just found two grand in the car park

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Max @MaxSamfield

3 years ago

Wow a great thread not often seen on Twitter… balanced and nuanced!

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Joe Barton @JoeBarton_

3 years ago

fucking cant wait for susie dent to tell us a medieval word for being under a desk later

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Max @MaxSamfield

3 years ago

Liz Truss’s week

Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen

3 years ago

Liz Truss’s week

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Jason @JasonJ1987

3 years ago

Just looked in the group chat. What a catch up this was.

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GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch

3 years ago

ARRRRRRRRRR.I.P.

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Max @MaxSamfield

3 years ago

Hi @boxebristol we can’t find a phone number on your website just wanted to say we are running late to our table due to childcare issues and will be there as soon as we can!

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Rach @RachaelvsWorld

3 years ago

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

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Fergus Craig @FergusCraig

3 years ago

The problem with people who say “with me, what you see is what you get” is that I’m usually seeing a cunt.

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katkin💙 @katkin20

3 years ago

My neighbour explaining to me the correct way to get the cat in the carrier

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Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan

3 years ago

Ahahhhaha dying

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Madi Hilly @MadiHilly

3 years ago

MYTH: We don't have a solution to nuclear's "waste problem" REALITY: Nuclear waste isn't a problem. In fact, it’s the best solution we have to meeting our energy needs while protecting the natural environment! Here's what you need to know: