Max Stewart @Maxstew3
Joined March 2020-
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going back to tweeting like it's 2016. who called it making fun of my ass and not a rump roast. woahh! can't wait for this to go viral (2k likes)
If you have been able to work from home during the COVID-19 pandemic, do you want to return to working in the office every day? Discuss.
Hey @netflix why did you do this to me???
hello friends, i have a brand new poem up at @TheAtlantic this morning. I'm hella proud of this one & grateful for the opportunity: theatlantic.com/books/archive/…
hello friends, i have a brand new poem up at @TheAtlantic this morning. I'm hella proud of this one & grateful for the opportunity: theatlantic.com/books/archive/… https://t.co/5HhStNcxII
Be honest, are you following me just to start shit later?
Here's why that wouldn't work. "We... Chris get back to work. We live in a... Devon I swear to God if you don't get back in your seat I will give you an F. We live in a S... ugh Kelsey no, put that down. WE LIVE IN A... oh for crying out loud who's at the door?"
Here's why that wouldn't work. "We... Chris get back to work. We live in a... Devon I swear to God if you don't get back in your seat I will give you an F. We live in a S... ugh Kelsey no, put that down. WE LIVE IN A... oh for crying out loud who's at the door?"
kickstarter.com/projects/ecard… If you like card games, consider looking at this one.
Sure is dusty in here.
Sir Mittens does not approve.
Sir Mittens does not approve.
Very informative, thank you.
Huskies refusing to come inside from the cold is my new fav thing
@KelsiJoSilva "So are you a boy demon or a girl demon?" "Neither, just a demon" "But whats your sex?" "Punishing the treacherous" "Just tell me what's in your pants!" "Mostly Barbed wire."
There is no reason why the wealthiest nation on earth should have the highest maternal mortality rate in the developed world. Yet we do—especially among new moms of color. Proud to join @RepUnderwood and @SenBooker to address this crisis and save lives.essence.com/lifestyle/heal…
I would simply defeat Godzilla in the market place of ideas
Ratio'd by your hypocrisy
Ratio'd by your hypocrisy https://t.co/OQ3YUqj8ZB
Who you are when you live alone in a house with no dishwasher is the real you. And this is not gonna go down smooth, amigo.
Find you someone who looks at this movie the way Rihanna looks at her M134 minigun
The Other Beto ™️... @Beto83142071
3K Followers 4K Following #Lakeshow 17x🏆| #RaiderNation | #SFGiants | #BadHombre | #NastyWoman | #TrueBlueDem | #TeamNormal | #GoodTrouble | #IBEW |
#1 Jack Conley Fan @Elismom_
206 Followers 1K Following Nevermind I hate randy orton again/McRibLover/under same management. i shitpost on the @fujiko_il account(he/him)
Eric Foster @homnebus
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Marissa @mjvicich
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Illuminati Intern @IlluminatiInte1
103 Followers 115 Following Working in my first year at a secret conspiracy, currently watching you in between coffee runs. PARODY ACCOUNT
Robert Gibbons @bobgibbons2048
143 Followers 296 Following Ideally I’m traveling, realistically I’m tired
The Main Character @jer_glyph
287 Followers 4K Following {she/her} 👾 digital artist 👾 lover of lexicon & ComicCon 👾 wrote my college thesis on “Static Shock” cartoon 👾 manifesting myself working on a Static reboot
Socialists For Pritzk... @PritzkerForPrez
20K Followers 1K Following Our simple vision: A Big Boy in the White House. 🇺🇸 Merch store closed for now.
Nomadic Warriors for ... @Nomads4Pritzker
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Swear Trek @swear_trek
127K Followers 600 Following GIFs by @aaronreynolds & tweets by @kris__myers. Captions by @NicRobes, @ninjaburger, @noemptyline, & @joesondow. Loves colourful metaphors. ON HIATUS
Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
162K Followers 291 Following Albertan documentarian behind In Search of a Flat Earth, Line Goes Up, and The Future is a Dead Mall Not actually a duck [email protected]
My Info @DungeonGossip
7 Followers 49 Following Check out our podcast Dungeon Gossip every Friday at 4 pm wherever podcasts are available, or join me on Twitch @DungeonGossip. support us on our patreon
Michigan Ghostbusters @MI_Ghostbusters
4K Followers 2K Following The official Twitter account of the Michigan Ghostbusters!
☆ ‧dreamboy··�... @LilNasX
7.2M Followers 1 Following hey baby are u happy to see me or is your box always this hot? 😏
❤️ Jameela Jamil ... @jameelajamil
899K Followers 369 Following Podcast link below! Instagram: Jameelajamil. TikTok: Jameelajamil
lena headey @IAMLenaHeadey
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Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
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Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.4M Followers 717 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster
369K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Aurora Webcomic @AuroraWebcomic
11K Followers 16 Following The account for the fantasy webcomic Aurora! Read it at https://t.co/9zDf9xj7iu! Run by Overly Sarcastic Productions's Red (https://t.co/Bfo1t3cDug).
Quilliam @nyquills
15K Followers 572 Following a hedgehog from Mars. jokes in link. @undrcoverninjax is the 143 to my 637
#1 Jack Conley Fan @Elismom_
206 Followers 1K Following Nevermind I hate randy orton again/McRibLover/under same management. i shitpost on the @fujiko_il account(he/him)
SomecallmeJohnny @Somecallmejon
89K Followers 193 Following Content Creator ™ on YouTube. I make videos and try to be entertaining, if applicable. Huge mark for Sonic, Final Fantasy, and Metroid. The sane man of SGB.
Viga @Viga
3K Followers 2K Following Freelance Artist and Art Youtuber| email: vigacommissions@gmail (she/her) YT: https://t.co/Hj75thRj0e IG: https://t.co/0ynsnpqoCd http:/
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
878K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 no A.I. Publishing inquiries: [email protected]
Neil Druckmann @Neil_Druckmann
637K Followers 707 Following Studio Head & Head of Creative @naughty_dog, creators of Crash, Jak & Daxter, Uncharted, The Last of Us, and soon Intergalactic!
Danny Trejo @officialDannyT
615K Followers 1K Following Danny Reads His Tweets & Responds As He Can. He Loves & Appreciates All of His Amazing Fans! And We All Know Machete Don't Text...
Kelsi Jo @RCCC D27 @KelsiJoSilva
17K Followers 787 Following Bisexual Disaster, Plant Mom, Making Comics and drawing OCs kissing ♥️ rep-@readbystephanie (she/they)
Rosie Caddick @Rosie_Caddick
26K Followers 900 Following Hello! I'm on 🎮 PlayStation Access, 🍊 Professor Juice & 💙 Buddy Games! ✉️ [email protected] Video Editor & Presenter at @we_are_reach. She/Her
President Warren G. B... @PopeAwesomeXIII
12K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
Wil Wheaton @wilw
2.4M Followers 5 Following This account is no longer active. If there is a blue check here, I had nothing to do with it. Elon Musk is a garbage human. #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Primates @PrimatesDaily
119K Followers 67 Following #1 Primate influencer Daily Primate content🐒 Join the discord! 🍌https://t.co/vyEDwprJwo🍌
The White House 46 Ar... @WhiteHouse46
8.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare
184K Followers 3K Following Brevity is the soul of wit. A Kit Marlowe (tm) parody account. https://t.co/QMWpwawFyb
Green Eggs N Bubbz @greeneggsnbubbz
5K Followers 1 Following Social commentary of the highest level.
Mango @IAteTheMango
7K Followers 597 Following I own: @rightwingcope @conselfowns. send all press or consulting requests to rightwingcope
The Milky Way News @themilkywaynews
11K Followers 93 Following Earth's cosmic newspaper! Regular updates on all things interstellar and beyond 🔭🚀🛸☄️
Linkara @Linkara19
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Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily
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Eyes of Violet ~Coms ... @eyesofviolet13
262 Followers 219 Following She/Her, married to @BigMikeD20 , One half of @theoptimalduo , Production Manager for @D20Live and Comic artist for #LetsAskViolet
Conservative Self-Own... @ConSelfOwns
520K Followers 2 Following DM Submissions and turn post notifications ON 🔔 | follow my personal: @IAteTheMango
No Context Caddicarus @NoContextCaddy
28K Followers 41 Following No Context account based on Caddicarus. Caddicarus' Twitter: https://t.co/SmQLCPjkB2
TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
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Jim Caddick @Caddicarus
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Rocked @RockedNet
5K Followers 667 Following 120K+ YouTube Channel | The Podcast That Rocked | https://t.co/GVkyLrmNAm | https://t.co/pclYIRNhGJ Rock, metal, alternative, and everything in between.
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273K Followers 158 Following Professional faker. Amateur human. Failed deatheater. Space emperor. Angel Hunter. Lotus Eater. Don't even. https://t.co/u75Xlo8dES
Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch
1.2M Followers 148 Following Created a TV show called Gravity Falls. #TheBookOfBill in stores now! 🔥 ⃤ 👁️ https://t.co/3ED14zlpMX
out of context john m... @nocontxtmulaney
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Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth
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Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin
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