ClogFart69 @MegaLuke4
My skins looks fantastic but my suffering borders on madness Joined May 2011-
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Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
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@elljs_ I couldn't keep it in any longer. Everyone has to know.
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@Alfred_Rome 2 weeks after release used to be the agreed time. After that it's your own fault if you've not seen it
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In 1644, Vice-Chancellor of Cambridge University John Lightfoot calculated that the world was created on October 23, 4004 B.C., at nine o'clock in the morning.
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@JakeAAllport I can identify bugs. And that is most certainly a bug
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Thinking about the moment when Benjamin Button’s testicles ascended.
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@Alfred_Rome And anyone that disagrees is just bad at using movie maker. I will also defend this statement till I die
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