Messy_Housewife @Messy_Housewife
The perfectly undomesticated goddess. My house is juuuust messy enough to make you feel better about yours. Joined August 2012-
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Anyone else trying to creat an account on the #FAFSA website and getting stuck in a perpetual loop of technical issues and then when you call, the system just hangs up on you?@FAFSA
In flight crew were great. Safely landed and excited to be heading home to my own bed.
So, I insured my dog through @Trupanion only to find they raised my rate by a THIRD. I emailed them to ask why and to see what I could do and it took them a full month to respond. I now am super concerned about them. Anyone use them or another company that responds to customers?
The start of a school year is both a relief and a challenge. I like the structure of it and being able to have quiet time while the kids are at school but I also have to get up WAY earlier these first few days to make sure everyone wakes up on time.
Rupaul: “ Two queens stand before me.” Yve Oddly:
That Lady @Bitch_NextDoor1
2K Followers 1K Following I luv…..Eating Great Food, Amazing Books, Shopping & Traveling-Mostly Traveling- FULLY VACCINATED Since 3/20/21……VOTE 💙
DramaFollower @DramaFollower
2K Followers 2K Following Not a rocket scientist, but I like most of them just fine. Follow & share light-hearted observations. No haters. Catch me on Threads, same name.
🐩❤~Bitsy's Mom~�.. @michelleismyna2
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BOO noodle @olivernoodle
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Kathy Fischer @kathymfish
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LoriG @passthepinot
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michele @kodiac33
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TEB @TEB2350
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Bravo Junkie @mdwife
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Real Housebear 🏳�.. @RealHousebear
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lizaRHLP @The_RHLP
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Ginger Clapper @ginclapper
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Kitten417 ✡️ @WHNurseryRhymes
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Jane @JanesInsane
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Lyfe of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley
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Ana Mateo @AnaBMateo
22 Followers 477 Following Mother, wife, sister, daughter & a friend to those who I love.
Chris has Spring Feve.. @Funntastic
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ThatPoliSciMajor @ThatAbbyB
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Joelynn @joelynn70
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Ashleigh 🎼 @Lees4Peace
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DadZone @DadSays4
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That Lady @Bitch_NextDoor1
2K Followers 1K Following I luv…..Eating Great Food, Amazing Books, Shopping & Traveling-Mostly Traveling- FULLY VACCINATED Since 3/20/21……VOTE 💙
DramaFollower @DramaFollower
2K Followers 2K Following Not a rocket scientist, but I like most of them just fine. Follow & share light-hearted observations. No haters. Catch me on Threads, same name.
🐩❤~Bitsy's Mom~�.. @michelleismyna2
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Lisa Vanderpump @LisaVanderpump
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Warm ⚘️ @warmshadow
976 Followers 513 Following Crocheting,Gardening,Baking, All Things #Bravo #PieWhisperer
catnip0715 @catnip0715
369 Followers 272 Following Parental Advisory: I cuss. A lot☮ A dog comes when you call. A cat waits and takes a message.☮ #Resist #VoteBlue
Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee
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BOO noodle @olivernoodle
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Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson
96K Followers 436 Following the parody life. @jordanrmeyers podcast: @prettycorrupt1 https://t.co/TqKWWFAaEx
Kathy Fischer @kathymfish
12K Followers 13K Following I love Celebrity gossip! Reality TV is my favorite and I watch way too much. I am a Wife,Mom,Licensed Cosmetologist. I Love Marilyn Monroe and I am a death hag.
LoriG @passthepinot
2K Followers 4K Following Southern California now, but born and raised in Detroit #313. Funny people welcome.
Lesley @MommyRou
4K Followers 597 Following Wife, Mommy, Podcaster, Writer, Dog lover, Virgo ♍️ & Television junkie. LGBT+ ally 💜 Wannabe Californian & lover of NYC #VoteBlue 💙
Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess
435K Followers 47K Following NYT bestselling writer. Proprietress of @nowherebookshop. Weirdo. (she/her)
Reality Ashhole @RealityAshhole
13K Followers 580 Following two girls, one page. we say whatever we want 👯♀️
TEB @TEB2350
4K Followers 2K Following Happily Married. Personal Motto: Do the right thing. Legendary 4 hour BravoTV Bravoholic. Opinions are mine. Ted Lasso is my spirit animal.
Mame @mamecastle
3K Followers 2K Following My birthstone is a wine cork. Prone to hyperbole. Putting the DEMON in demonstrative. Jalapeño cooker, giant 🫠 #independent #subtweeter #sniperfromtheside
Bravo Junkie @mdwife
1K Followers 2K Following Even though my husband is a project manager, I'm 98% disorganized. - Real Housewife of Maryland
Real Housebear 🏳�.. @RealHousebear
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lizaRHLP @The_RHLP
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Federal Student Aid @FAFSA
284K Followers 39 Following Official account of Federal Student Aid, an office of the U.S. Dept. of Education. We provide grants, loans, & work-study funds for college or career school.
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
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Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews
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Kerri Rawson @KerriRawson
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Lauren Lee Malloy @LaurenLee_915
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Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
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Ghost of Chud Cruz @Ghost_of_Cruz
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Danny Beard 🤡 @thedannybeard
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Princess Glammy @princessglammy
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Kitten417 ✡️ @WHNurseryRhymes
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Lyfe of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley
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Karen Kent @Virgo4Prez
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Paddington @paddingtonbear
421K Followers 104 Following Living in London, originally from Peru. Always keep a marmalade sandwich under your hat in case of emergencies.
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
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Kelly Jones @RealKellyJones
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Ashleigh 🎼 @Lees4Peace
8K Followers 8K Following Chasing a white rabbit, hoping to find Wonderland! Lets go an Adventure?🌈 https://t.co/d25j0hzRze
NYG in the Community @GiantsCRDept
6K Followers 541 Following Official Twitter page of the New York Giants Community Relations Dept. Follow us to experience the exciting off-the-field activities our players participate in.
Suzanne @SJohnsdottire
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BUSSY QUEEN @_BussyQueen
19K Followers 482 Following Hi Ugly it’s me, BUSSY! The original and only drag queen. Watch my latest video 👇
The VOICE of Drag @AdaVox
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Bill Shapiro @Bill_Shapiro
7K Followers 2K Following Former Editor-in-Chief of LIFE magazine; author of the book "What We Keep” (https://t.co/wFllkA4IKy). Co-author, “Gus & Me." https://t.co/dQrAag893s
Jennifer P @Jennife27015554
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DonkeyHoatie @WarrenWattles
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Brad @BBBrad91
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DadZone @DadSays4
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Bank of America Help @BofA_Help
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Bank of America @BankofAmerica
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jolly_good_ginger @jollygoodginger
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January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
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John from PGH @johnis44
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Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad
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OtterBox @OtterBox
63K Followers 314 Following The OG in tech protection. Often imitated, never duplicated.
T | E | N | D | E | R.. @Tender_oni
33K Followers 796 Following Chicago Drag King • Winner of Alaska’s Drag Queen of The Year 2021 👑 🇵🇷Bookings: [email protected]
Last fall, my mom was unexpectedly diagnosed with a fatal illness and did not have long to live. She had been taking care of my dad through his terminal battle with kidney cancer. I was my parent's only child While mom worried about her options, I found out Medicare Part A…
Donald Trump calls for cuts to Social Security and Medicare. President @JoeBiden wants to protect these essential programs. The choice is clear in this election.
Update: Thanks everyone! His job is secure, thank you all, and he's doing better! They put in 5 screws and two metal plates and he is on crutches for the next 6 weeks but he's all patched up now! ❤️
Could you guys say a prayer? My son has special needs and a lot of issues from autism on and he broke his ankle pretty bad, is in the hospital waiting surgery tomorrow. He works in a warehouse & they have a ton of allowances to make it work. Say prayer he won't lose it? (see nxt)
He blocked me after this, but are we okay? I may have RSV, but I can still read. This is the only Sahelian listed in the state of California where he claims to have practiced. His license in PA hasn’t been renewed since 1988 and also says he lives in California. 😭🤣
I'm going to put this out in the uni-twitterverse. My family could use some Merry. My parents (late 80s) caught COVID over Thanksgiving. Mom is better, but has increased signs of dementia. My Dad has been in hospital since Nov. So prayers, thoughts, any juju would be appreciated.
@BTexas1969 @rx0rcist Quote tweeting your own tweet that got one like is a super flex 🤣
It’s also really imperative that y’all know the only reason #MaryDidYouKnow keeps bringing it up is because I told her I was sending her ex husband, Peter, a free sub because it sounded like he needed it. 🤣🙏🏻
If you come near me I’ll receive it as a threat. 🥰
@MdBreathe @stevero40104467 @rx0rcist I'm about 2 hours from Columbia. I have some questions. Maybe I should bring a camera and ask them....
My boy Steve would never talk trash about Miranda like Che just did. #AndJustLikeThat
A round of applause, please, for the Charlottes of the world.
@ReallyAmerican1 This is irresponsible reporting. Saying trump directed it is NOT “flipping”. Until there is a guilty plea and a signed plea agreement, please stop assigning legal terms to common defenses.
I woke up this morning with one clear thought: This is the year I solve my mom’s murder. After 30 years, she is finally getting a new autopsy, her rape kit is being tested, and she is getting a real homicide investigation. I am getting her justice. Happy New Year to all.
Say a prayer for my kid if you will? Heading up to the hospital soon, she was admitted yesterday for her heart. Not sure what is happening, but it's terrifying. She was gasping for breath and can't walk more than a few feet w/out h/b going off the rails.
@JRuizdelaHoz @AlexisLives @MissLaLaRi @HeidiNCloset @TheKandyMuse THANK YOU First calling Heidi a liar and then turning her back on Lala. Like, own it girl, you're shady. We get it. But don't act like a victim when you're the one who put yourself in those situations and got caught.
Change of plans. It’s a beach centric holiday in Spain so we woke up and decided to stay put. They made us switch rooms but gave us a better view with a bigger balcony. 🤷🏻
Ladies and gentleman, the fine work of @PlasticJesus9
Okay, who did this to Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? ⭐️
Back at it, same spot as yesterday. 🏖️ 🇪🇸
When I’m not busy quitting the season 🤣😂🤣
@HeidiNCloset @TheBiancaDelRio Heidi N the pit stop with Bianca wheeeen
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