Michael Schettig @MichaelSchettig
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. he/him Buffalo, NY Joined October 2012-
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Joe Biden has been actually tough on China by forging new, previously unthought of, regional alliances, but Republicans will still call hike weak on China, because to them, being strong on China must involve saying a bunch of racial slurs.
Joe Biden has been actually tough on China by forging new, previously unthought of, regional alliances, but Republicans will still call hike weak on China, because to them, being strong on China must involve saying a bunch of racial slurs.
The local news has identified her as Jismary Alejandra Barboza Gonzales from Colombia. She died just a few days before her 4th birthday.
The local news has identified her as Jismary Alejandra Barboza Gonzales from Colombia. She died just a few days before her 4th birthday. https://t.co/VjXMNAYTOn
My contribution to the Andy Isabella discourse
"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”
the entire reason this case is going to trial is because these people objected when it was decided at the ballot box.
the entire reason this case is going to trial is because these people objected when it was decided at the ballot box.
US sunscreens are far behind the rest of the world and our regulations aren’t necessarily making our sunscreens better or safer — but it doesn’t have to be this way!
Most U23 points from a defenseman in the salary cap era: 232 — Rasmus Dahlin . . . 169 — Zach Werenski 166 — Quinn Hughes 163 — Erik Karlsson 162 — Drew Doughty People really forget how young Dahlin is.
theres nothing woke people hate more than portraying religious leaders as stupid, self absorbed grifters
This makes me think of the “you couldn’t make blazing saddles today” argument and my theory that conservatives despite its obvious satire of modern attitudes towards race believe the entirety of the joke is saying the n-word is funny
This makes me think of the “you couldn’t make blazing saddles today” argument and my theory that conservatives despite its obvious satire of modern attitudes towards race believe the entirety of the joke is saying the n-word is funny
“Blazing Saddles could never be made today!” bro if Blazing Saddles came out today Ben Shapiro would make a furious 47 minute YouTube video about how it’s racial satire is Woke nonsense
you might think its a bad decision to just release a worse version of your surprise hit but its actually the most europop response possible
you might think its a bad decision to just release a worse version of your surprise hit but its actually the most europop response possible
This goes unbelievably hard
This goes unbelievably hard https://t.co/BzhigWn9zr
Never forget.
is there anyone around to tell Labour that they are a parody of themselves
is there anyone around to tell Labour that they are a parody of themselves
Josh Allen hit the @PardonMyTake boys with an all time joke @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
Honestly 90% of you feeling this way is because social media is specifically designed to make you feel this way. Not only is it false, but it's both unhealthy for you and detrimental for the causes you advocate for. Doom is both unwarranted and unproductive.
Honestly 90% of you feeling this way is because social media is specifically designed to make you feel this way. Not only is it false, but it's both unhealthy for you and detrimental for the causes you advocate for. Doom is both unwarranted and unproductive.
leftists: the world hates America because of our sins rightists: the world hates America because of our virtues world: hey! American friend! basketball! do you know my cousin in Philadelphia
In 2022, police unions, right-wing orgs and big tech joined forces to recall San Francisco’s district attorney Chesa Boudin. A year since he was replaced with someone who was "tough on crime," here are SF's crime stats: Vehicle Theft: ⬆️ 10.5% Homicide: ⬆️ 23% Robbery: ⬆️ 13%
The best argument against UFOs as anything but a cultural phenomenon is that they don’t seem to be a thing outside of the Anglosphere. There’s no great tradition of UFO sightings and abductions in, say, Spain.
Well exactly. It seems like a bit of a cosmic coincidence that the aliens only visit a handful of military powers very good at keeping secrets. Why didn’t they land in Quadaffi’s Libya?
Well exactly. It seems like a bit of a cosmic coincidence that the aliens only visit a handful of military powers very good at keeping secrets. Why didn’t they land in Quadaffi’s Libya?
LeShawn Jerman @warloc6
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Nate Geary @NateGearySports
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Joe Kraus @ByJoeKraus
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el duderino @RyanBrisendine
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bethany! @bethanyynotbeth
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@RedMufflerMan Love how, the first time around, folks loved Scott unironically and uncritically and ignored the fact that he was meant to be flawed. This time around, we're just gonna get folks talking about how malevolent and problematic he is despite the story being about his growth.
@MainGoldDragon @NotKhary @subwaymosaic @RedMufflerMan We're in 2023 and people still think protagonists have to be a good person otherwise STORY BAD
My contribution to the Andy Isabella discourse
the entire reason this case is going to trial is because these people objected when it was decided at the ballot box.
Graham:.This should be decided at the ballot box and not in a bunch of liberal jurisdictions trying to put the man in jail. They’re weaponizing the law
@LeeTru8 sorry i’m not too familiar with “tommy smokes” from barstool sports but he’s talking like one so he is one
@aggrothemob @brad_polumbo Seems we built a country on the idea of No Taxation Without Representation
@bassham_colby Holy shit dude I had no idea Wes Unseld was on that list I am so sorry
@zjbusch @mailmanbabygame @drmistercody Just stop...
@cornpopsmoke @MichaelSchettig @jvgraz @What46HasDone Sounds good fuck fascists
@barstoolsports The people who bought the PPV reading this caption
This makes me think of the “you couldn’t make blazing saddles today” argument and my theory that conservatives despite its obvious satire of modern attitudes towards race believe the entirety of the joke is saying the n-word is funny
theres nothing woke people hate more than portraying religious leaders as stupid, self absorbed grifters
“Blazing Saddles could never be made today!” bro if Blazing Saddles came out today Ben Shapiro would make a furious 47 minute YouTube video about how it’s racial satire is Woke nonsense
@Dendu7712 It is a lecture about how racism is bad, dummy
It’s been four years since 9 people were killed & 27 wounded while enjoying a night out in Dayton. August 4th always serves as a painful reminder that we need commonsense gun safety laws. No family, no community, should ever have to go through what Dayton did.
@KnowingBetterYT If Florida wasn't in America there'd be a US State Department travel advisory about it
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