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i dont care to have this post put on my feed. it is time for "jamrock hobo" to learn about a new game
i dont care to have this post put on my feed. it is time for "jamrock hobo" to learn about a new game
sometimes i feel like i really enjoyed playing hollow knight but i think what happened is i was playing it while watching deep space nine for the first time and i really enjoyed watching deep space nine
this is true because back when you went to college "drip" meant a repellant bore
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bot porn in your replies, its called x now, nazis on the homepage, trending topics dont work, videos stutter, real features have been cut, ads are insane shit, posts disappear on refresh, no free api for silly bots / research, notifications take a bit of refreshing, nu bluechecks
hades got an iphone port but no android port because of woke
got a little over halfway into elden ring the first time i played it, but i do want to see the rest of it. so i started over about a month ago, and now ive got back up to where i was. pretty much done exactly everything i did before. and i havent touched it since
couldve been great if they had a writer who knew how to write writing for it
manages to offend two categories of individuals: dentists & psychotic sadists. not funny.
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Absolutely incredible and deranged line from Luxon here. I genuinely can't believe this came out of his mouth. Six months and he's absolutely *cracking* under the pressure.
Chris Luxon: "You think you've got it tough, I'm the one who has to cut thousands of jobs & kick people off benefits and evict people from public housing. No one's doing it tougher than me."
this is my worldview:
@calebgamman Some accuse Hideo Kojima of indulging the male gaze too much, but if you consider that he gave us the first high definition, lovingly sculpted old man ass in a tight suit with the release of Metal Gear Solid 4, he becomes something of a progressive figure.
If you put on freaky quiplash on the TV I'm fucking leaving
Jackbox Games has finally announced it is making a party pack game made specifically for adults, with a release date set for sometime this year. Details here: bit.ly/3UjkhSr
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS CALVIN ZABO IN MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD SHOW?????
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Everyone is saying Always Sunny as a counter, but Always Sunny needs you to know that it knows the characters are awful. It’s as moralistic as Andy Griffith. Seinfeld was braver, tackled the depravity of the average soul. People hated the finale because it was a judgment on us
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@epistemophagy This post is how I found out I was killed.
my needs are very simple. i just want a place of my own. and i want to wantonly kill anyone who threatens that. and i want you to pay for it. and if you complain or question this in any way i want your head broken open and also you should never be allowed to earn a living again
I've been enjoying the grim death march that has been Seinfeld's promo tour of his pop-tart movie
Imagine being so uninspired as an artist that you paint memes.
@calebgamman scratch "fake" and this is already your youtube channel
@calebgamman twitch highlight clips are fascist and i won’t elaborate
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
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Who can name him?
Hollywood star, 60, unrecognisable with silver hair as he pops up at glitzy bash mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…