Middle Life Woman @MiddleLifeWoman
Ice. Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2016-
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First time looking everywhere for the reading glasses on your head is the middle aged equivalent to baby’s first steps.
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Once in daylight, finding orange splotches of makeup and not giving a crap. #signsofaging
Hoping to get through this awkward phase before menopause.
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"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."
If I was in Game of Thrones, My House's motto would be "Been there, done that". #GoT #GameofThrones #midlife
Craving a cigarette, but I'll settle for a stick of butter and a loaf of bread. #midlife
Freeze the fat. Freeze your face. Keep growing as a human being.
I'm old enough to put money away. And old enough to forget where I put it. #menopause #forgetful #midlife
@mmofky I'll be ok with the other side of the rainbow, too. The tornado'll be over.
The glass isn't half empty, but my ovaries are. #middleage #perimenopause #menopause
I do hot yoga. Every time I bend over to tie my shoe. #fitness #hotflushes #yoga #midlife
My 90 yr old self is telling my 45 yr old self to enjoy youth. #middleaged
If it weren't for the fact that I live like a college student, I'd have a Mid-life crisis right now. Oh. Wait. #midlifecrisis
I remember when a hot, sleepless night in bed was actually fun. #menopause
The only viral I'll ever go is hpv.
It's hot in here, and I'm tweeting from a walk-in freezer. #hotflushes #menopause
Great. Now I'll never know what happens with Gunner and Scarlett. #nashvilleabc #cancelledplans
Having a lil talk with the ones that got away. #fertility #ivf #menopause #hormones #fsh #hotflushes #obgyn
I remember when hot and nauseous meant my eating disorder in high school. #menopause #menopausematters #hotflushes
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