Michael Gagliano @MikeDoesData
I’m engineering data in warehouses you’ve never heard of Boulder, CO Joined January 2011-
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When I post on LinkedIn it’s the normal and correct amount of earnestness
Explain how I’m married to the money then 😤
Explain how I’m married to the money then 😤
"Raising Retirement Age"
"Raising Retirement Age" https://t.co/fU2wzICjcx
There is no recession in Ba Sing Se
they are trying to force a fucking late night comedian to PAY charlie kirk’s family and DONATE to turn point usa. i quite literally don’t know how else facism can be spelled out
they are trying to force a fucking late night comedian to PAY charlie kirk’s family and DONATE to turn point usa. i quite literally don’t know how else facism can be spelled out
Do any of my nerd moots on here have access to a micro-CT scanner (ex vivo, non-biological sampling) This is hyper niche but I’m looking for a contact without dropping a cool $100-500k loan to procure the equipment for some work
I love seeing traces of dogs noses all over the back windows of cars. Truly one of my favorite things.
We're hiring for a Director of AI/ML! Feel free to reach out to me here or on LinkedIn if you're interested and have some questions. …lectorsuniverse.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/collecto…
Dishwasher and you’ll be fine
BigQuery’s EXPORT DATA function will automatically shard your export into multiple files for efficiency - and you can’t config this - thank u wildcard operator You can (typically) force the compute to a single worker with a DISTINCT or ORDER BY to spit out a single file 😔🤘
Whomst has the recommendations for a tattoo artist that’ll handle a big ol’ neck tattoo. Black work only, US-based. I will fly 2 u if I need to
Love finding a tattoo artist online that does absolutely impeccable work. Truly high quality, original art with their own signature style. Oh and what’s this? They’re located in *squints eyes* Moldova? And they’re booked out for the next 2 years? Splendid!
I’m in San Francisco but the way I’m doing it is very cool and interesting, not like the rest of you though.
Just finished my first day as a staff engineering manager at Google under the GCP division. A little overwhelming, but I think the changes we just pushed should really improve performance for everyone. Signing off for the weekend!
Think I set a new record for “consecutive fuck words said in a 1 hour period” while I installed a bunch of new storage shelving in a room I barely fit in.
Oreo better bring back my chocolate peanut butter pie Oreos or I will make January 6th look like a tea party

Taylor A Murphy @tayloramurphy
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Jacob Matson @matsonj
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leo @leoebfolsom
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chance @_chance_bear_
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Robert Yi 🐳 @imrobertyi
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299 Followers 7K Following Cloud Data Engineering enthusiast | Exploring data pipelines, cloud platforms, and analytics | Lifelong learner 🚀☁️
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vicki @vboykis
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Ergest Xheblati @ergestx
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b bennett | 500+ conn... @thebmbennett
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Erik Bernhardsson @bernhardsson
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leo @leoebfolsom
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chance @_chance_bear_
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Seth Rosen @sethrosen
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Robert Yi 🐳 @imrobertyi
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JosH100 @josh_wills
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bob trollsby 😈😼 @bobtrollsby
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John @johnawahba
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Jess @jessicaljohns1
279 Followers 1K Following I don’t even know at this point, I just like philosophy and my dog. she/her
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Redcrown |-/ @redcrown1121
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689K Followers 11 Following HELLDIVERS 2 developed by @ArrowheadGS on PS5, Xbox and PC! GIVE 'EM HELL. JOIN THE FIGHT: https://t.co/8XngCajWtv