The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

One Stop Shop For Satire: 1 Kings 18:27: At noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Either he’s musing or relieving himself or perhaps asleep and must be awakened.” Joined October 2018

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

2 years ago

🤔 @danawhite claims he doesn’t tell anyone what to say except he told @YoelRomeroMMA “You just won the biggest fight of your career. America doesn’t want to hear your thoughts on Jesus. Keep that stuff at home—religion, politics, all that stuff…” @iamjohnpollock #UFC

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Breaking! Planned Parenthood @PPFA will take extra measures to determine if a child is transgendered or nonconforming before an abortion procedure, saying, “they just #WontBeErased” #ProLife #choice #abortion #satire

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

In a strange turn of events, @MichaelAvenatti now is asking the world not to believe abuse allegations against him #MeToo #MichaelAvenatti #irony #BrettKavanaugh

Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti

7 years ago

In a strange turn of events, @MichaelAvenatti now is asking the world not to believe abuse allegations against him #MeToo #MichaelAvenatti #irony #BrettKavanaugh

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Just in! Leftists in serious conundrum: willing to move to Canada due to Republican policies but not willing to pay high Canadian taxes #Conservative #liberal #Republicans #democrats #satire

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Planned Parenthood @PPFA is working hard for all. However, studies indicate many children will never grow to get a chance to vote or be heard as a direct result of their “work.” #abortion #prochoice #prolife #PlannedParenthood

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

With millions missing and only 4 to show, @PPFA Planned Parenthood reports “the gang’s all here” for Halloween. Similar to @realDonaldTrump, evidently @PPFA suffers from sever crowd estimation derangement syndrome. #abortion #Choice #Prolife #prochoice #Trump #halloween

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

#Reformation #ReformationDay

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7 years ago

#Reformation #ReformationDay

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Just in! @CNN will not fire @DonLemon_CNN for racist comments toward “white men” as new evidence revealed he transitioned from “white male” prior to his career. #racism #CNN #DonLemon #hate #Caravan

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7 years ago

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Unwilling to use the word “Reformation,” Pope Francis @Pontifex consults fallible Thesaurus for aid explaining, “The church needs something, but a Reformation is too misleading.” #PopeFrancis #church #catholic #catholicChurch #Protestant #christianity #Orthodox #Reformation

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The Mocking Prophet @MockingProphet

7 years ago

Study shows direct correlation between the 2018 spike in human-cat transitions and a study which estimates “cats spend two-thirds of their lives asleep” #NationalCatDay

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7 years ago

Breaking! The apostle John resurfaces 2000 years later from the island of Patmos. When asked about earlier reports of his return from Patmos and death in Ephesus he responded, “Fake News.” #christianity #bible #NewTestament #God #Jesus #satire #tradition #faith #history #church

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7 years ago

#PlannedParenthood to boycott #JimCarrey and #HortonHearsAWho for “a person is a person no matter how small” saying that such a statement is misleading and not in line with the #times. #ProLife #choice @PPact @PPFA #ProChoice

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7 years ago

#JoeRogan converts to Christianity after learning Constantine didn’t write the Bible saying “I could no longer hold the position when manuscripts unearthed hundreds of years ago predate Constantine” #christianity #bible @joerogan #faith