Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

Just a simple boy from Kentucky who loves talking dirty. *Parody* mcconnell.senate.gov/public/ Washington, D.C. Joined December 2019

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@pegobry could you be more of an ugly cuck? If only the damn liberals had given you enough money to get some braces, then maybe I'd slip some hotttt butter in your mouth.

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@RealMattCouch lol it'd be better if he and some GOP senators like me were all naked rubbing butter on our tight buttholes together...but ill settle for this shit. does it make your patriotic weenie all hard??

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@WaysandMeansGOP What a big boner this gives my teeniest Kentucky weenie <3

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zz_salimt @speechless299

7 years ago

@seanhannity STATE TV completely going crazy. Don't know how to calm trump. Disappointing PERFORMANCE.

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@TuckerCarlson Tucker, you are looking fatter by the day bro. Maybe time to get back on that cocaine habit??

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@DailyCaller "I think we should get rid of all entitlements and just cut up poor people and feed them to each other. That's the way to fix this country" - Tucker Carlson

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@DailyCaller I love that fat f*** so much. every one of his chins makes me so wet...

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NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel

7 years ago

Ivanka has a new line of candles coming out that smell like Jared Kushner’s vagina. @IvankaTrump

Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump

7 years ago

You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided. The arrogance, mocking accents and smug ridicule of this nation’s ‘Real Elites’ is disgusting.

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

this made me chortle in my classic Mitch chortle...you can all picture it.

Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump

7 years ago

You consistently make fun of half the country and then complain that it is divided. The arrogance, mocking accents and smug ridicule of this nation’s ‘Real Elites’ is disgusting.

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@gatewaypundit that dude looks like he could secede all on his own....got his own orbit by the looks of it...

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@GOP why are there so many American flags?? I don't get it...

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@ddale8 hey...come on now...you know we don't believe in facts in the @GOP

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@TomFitton @JudicialWatch @realDonaldTrump Why is your shirt so tight...it makes me get a real southern boner....

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@RepMikeJohnson stop retweeting your own tweets you little slut. jk I love you, can I cum on your glasses??

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@CNBC I assure you, when we finally get trump reelected, we won't stand for these types of hipster companies running things anymore. ONLY GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN COMPANIES RUN BY AMERICANS! RABBLE RABBLE

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@RepMikeJohnson You can't retweet your own tweets you, bitch ass cuck!

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Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch @MoscowMitcher

7 years ago

@CNBC Shhhh...we're old. we don't care.

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The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse

7 years ago

Alright, good people. I'm going in. Live-tweeting Trump's rally in Wildwood, New Jersey as broadcast on Fox News. This will be a rollicking ride down into the political underbelly of my own home state. Keep me in your prayers. 1/