Mr. Grounded @MrGrounded
we haven't served that spirit here since 1969 Trouble Joined January 2016-
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I used to get mad about these “Laurel or Yanny” type fads when there’s so much real news out there getting ignored, but lately I’ve been getting more into pornography.
When painting Jesus on the cross, just once I’d like to see an artist include the piss and shit that was probably running down his legs.
People are getting finger piercings instead of engagement rings bit.ly/2FB1j61
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
You’re never ready, just go for it now!
Hot soup flows from my lips, Dripping dripping, Onto my smooth but not shaven legs, An ice cube, mother, May I have an ice cube? She chews and she chews, Not a word, My thigh hurts
America has completely forgotten the Titans
The magician is not your friend. He is a crafty liar, and abuser of rabbits.
Literally everything you need to know. tnvge.co/dL4NW28
@BlentFryberg Next time I'll bring a bigger squad
Every time Matthew Mcconaughey gets dressed up and drives away in that Buick I pray hes heading to church but I know it's probably sex stuff
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Short on rent money? Invite me over for some Grand Theft Auto and bring out the swear jar ;)
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