Sam Berrett @MrSamBerrett
Time is important and I am a clock Joined December 2013-
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I think this might be the funniest Simpsons moment of all time
"All right, Hans, time to go. But he ate my last meal." "If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky." "Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?!"
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy Spoons is one of the few places I can go and guarantee I will actually get a nice ale. Add to that the fact that it will usually cost no more than £3.50
@ChatzSol @writtenoff_mufc Haha they would definitely be up there to be fair
@ChatzSol @writtenoff_mufc Oh, my bad 😅 I thought you were on about either Sutton and Shearer or Sturridge and Suarez. They're the ones I've heard referred to as SAS. Sorry.
@ChatzSol @writtenoff_mufc Because it wasn't a front 3?
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Most TV is just this now.
@Yasshbhardwajj I scrolled down for 3 seconds and saw at least 5 people complaining about the blue line
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Yeah cool, so do that then
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