Mega-multi Pastor @MultiMegatron
Got palmade in my hair, @WarbyParker on my face, skinny jeans on my hips, my iPad on the ready and the deepest V west of #Nashville... Joined May 2014-
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It's been a fun and healing process Anon friends but today I am closing out this chapter...I hope find the same.
@JarridWilson and what are your qualifications for a solid leader?
If you're a dispensationalist you can scream "Yahtzee" cause Russia has fully entered into the mix...
@BitterBaptist I've been called worse...
@BitterBaptist Blanche...cause I'm sassy!!!
@JarridWilson don't assume that, because you know what that will do to you and me... @FakeJarrid
@Homeschooldude hahaha!!! So true!!!
@MrChurchGuy don't be a #JesusJuke Christian either...
@DarthBaptist @HistoricalPics fanny pack, a turtle neck and that chain...You need to get on this level, SON!!!
Somewhere there is a youth pastor that is ok with God doing OK things in his youth group. #GodInTheMundane
@BaconCoalition "In the end, we love people into bacon. We don't argue them into bacon." -Tim Keller
@BaconCoalition God is most glorified when we are most satisfied in bacon. -John Piper
@shawnahaze big @jarridwilson fan are we... #SaidNoOver14
@BaconCoalition so this might be the greatest anon acct. name ever...
@U_of_Twit @MrChurchGuy One day I aspire to be among these distinguished fellows... #DrAnon
@benmacgill @FakeJarrid @JarridWilson such a mediocre opportunity...
@JarridWilson what about your whole less judgement more love deal...
@JarridWilson But your "let go and let God" centric twitter feed is exactly what ur speaking out against...
Too many churches are like Wal-mart, someone greets u when u come in but nobody notices when you're ready to check out.
@FakeJDGreear @ChurchJudge well, yet another conformation of just how black, sin-filled and depraved my heart actually is...
CEPPARO David @diapecvador
468 Followers 4K Following
eric sherwood @eric_esher006
7 Followers 131 Following
Don Hatfield @soullifter57
620 Followers 2K Following Just trying to live every day by God's grace. Former Continuationist, staunch defender of the apostrophe and the Oxford comma. Why a duck?
Ebrima @Ebrima124
303 Followers 3K Following i need love and love getting advices too as i am a good listener ✌✌✌
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
170 Followers 3K Following
J D We Won NCC WCC AG... @HAPPYTIMESJD
571 Followers 4K Following Love Life and Positive People & Exposing And The COMPLETE Take DOWN NWO GLOBAL ELITES ZIONISTS Corrupt Law Enforcement WW WE WON The Old NWO Is DEAD GET IT🌎
Christine White @gramaga1
198 Followers 324 Following Grandma who wants to Make America Great Again!!! Conservative through and through!
Eugene Trumperson @eugenetrumpers
528 Followers 3K Following Filet of Eugene Peterson, finished with a steaming pile of Trump sauce. Served well done.
Timo @Lihamestari
7 Followers 142 Following
Raquel Z Duarte @iitsjustraquel
89 Followers 677 Following
Depressed Christian @DepressedXian
138 Followers 154 Following Sometimes the black dog seems closer than Jesus.
GraceChapel Enquirer @gcenquirer
258 Followers 1K Following This Onion is a Christian! The Grace Chapel Enquirer provides a new satirical and humorous voice for the American church.
William morales @CrossmanMorales
443 Followers 2K Following A Reformed latino born in east harlem and now living in washington heights. Soli Deo gloria
Former Deacon Chair @formerdeacon
113 Followers 246 Following I was the deacon chair, until I was voted out. I wasn't any good, but my family gave lots to this church! Now, I have a place to file my complaints.
John Calvin @CalvinistCalvin
91 Followers 136 Following A parody account as if John Calvin were a Calvinist. Views expressed herein do not necessarily represent those of John Calvin.
PuritanGreenLantern @wmorales000
79 Followers 136 Following By the lantern heavenly light of the bible banishing all forms of darkness
Cranky Old Man @FarmerCranky
629 Followers 1K Following Just a cranky old man telling you how it should be!
snavEdleHlehcaRekaF @snavEdleHlehcaR
89 Followers 347 Following
Calvinist Apocalypse @ApocPastor
409 Followers 559 Following First mutant ever born. 3000 B.C. I was a Calvinist before Moses wrote the Pentateuch.
RADICALUTIONARY @radicalutionary
147 Followers 269 Following I'm radical. I'm revolutionary. I'm RADICALUTIONARY. Radically following Jesus better than you do. (Parody Account)
Christian Geek @christiangeek1
416 Followers 540 Following Hopefully this makes your day a little better :) You can Email me at [email protected]
Bitter Baptist @BitterBaptist
215 Followers 232 Following Disgruntled Baptist who feels that tweets are the best way to affect change in the world
The Bacon Coalition @BaconCoalition
209 Followers 260 Following TBC exists to promote bacon-centered living for the next generation.
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Jonathan Milligan @JonMilligan
48K Followers 20K Following Turn your message into multiple streams of digital income. Grow your writing or coaching biz in 5 min/week with the Monday Messenger 👉 https://t.co/WPuedL8IxK
Act Correctly Xians @ActXians
50 Followers 144 Following Evg. Dr James Ach~|Degrees in my own mind|Have no theological system|Intolerant of Everyone|KJVO/blogs on TERRORISTS (anons I stalk)|X-military in this delusion
Watchdog on DRC @WatchdogOnDRC
25 Followers 110 Following Just keeping Dr. James Ach and Do Right Christians honest. We're IFB/KJVO and sick of some of our brothers giving IFB a bad name.
Anon Church Member @Anonchurchmembr
1K Followers 654 Following In Church every Wednesday and Sunday! #parody
Brogressive Bible @BrogressBible
36 Followers 67 Following I have come to bear unity and not justice - Brogressive Jesus (Parody Account)
Bapticostal Deadpool @RegeneratingDeg
517 Followers 870 Following Something extremely clever and 4th wall shattering.....
Youth Camper @YCampYellabelly
70 Followers 106 Following | Just a lonely boy, livin' in a church camp world | • | parody account | #cynicpride
Demotivational Joel @DownerJoel
538 Followers 81 Following Taking Joel Osteen's actual tweets and turning them upside down. #EveryDayAMonday
Swivelchair Theology @swiveltheology
282 Followers 823 Following Twitter account for the Swivelchair Theologian. Christian Blogger. New blogs (almost)
The Fundy Fighter @fundyfighter
132 Followers 312 Following Fighting the evils of Fundamentalism! Just a 16 year old guy at a fundamental church. Love Jesus and addicted to his Grace!
Saul Goodman @SaulTGoodman
348 Followers 311 Following You don't need a 'multitude of counselors' - you just need to 'Call Saul'!
Blazed Fundy @blazedfundy
88 Followers 145 Following Putting the fun in fundamentalism one tweet at a time! I follow back
Nikki Reeves @NikkiReeves5
132 Followers 303 Following
ɱʌɾƭɪɲ ʅυƭɦ... @MartinLuther_95
2K Followers 1K Following I am a professor of theology and seminal figure of the Protestant Reformation during the 16th century. I have more than just 95 thesis to tweet.
Dr Redneck Fundy DDS @RedneckFundy
243 Followers 334 Following Keeping the thunder rumbling under the tent.
Ben @benwhisenant
657 Followers 2K Following Reformed Catholic. Tennessean. Husband and Dad. Harding Alumnus. PCA RE.
RADICALUTIONARY @radicalutionary
147 Followers 269 Following I'm radical. I'm revolutionary. I'm RADICALUTIONARY. Radically following Jesus better than you do. (Parody Account)
Christian Geek @christiangeek1
416 Followers 540 Following Hopefully this makes your day a little better :) You can Email me at [email protected]
Bitter Baptist @BitterBaptist
215 Followers 232 Following Disgruntled Baptist who feels that tweets are the best way to affect change in the world
🧙♂️ @floatalpha
66K Followers 4K Following i create generative art with ❤️ & code. #hicetnunc #cryptoart #nft #generativeart #codeart
Onion Politics @OnionPolitics
127K Followers 132 Following America's Finest Political News Source • @TheOnion
The Onion Store @OnionStore
2K Followers 1 Following Dedicated to teaching the world to shop. Keep up with sales, promotions, and special offers by following us
TheOnionJobs @TheOnionJobs
3K Followers 6 Following Follow for employment opportunities at America's Finest News Source
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Remnant Newspaper @OTRREMNANT
204 Followers 5 Following Official Newspaper of The Old Time Religion Conferences @OTRCONFERENCE
Tim 'The Beez' Bertol... @tim_bertolet
2K Followers 889 Following Christian, Protestant, dad, husband. New Test. studies, Hebrews. Enjoys theology, sci-fi, Star Trek, gardening roses. Bow Ties.
Lincoln Harvey @LincolnHarvey
3K Followers 244 Following Priest in the Church of England @AnnunciationW1
The Bacon Coalition @BaconCoalition
209 Followers 260 Following TBC exists to promote bacon-centered living for the next generation.
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Eugene Peterson @EugeneHPeterson
559 Followers 15 Following pastor, scholar, author, and poet. Unofficial account
Jonathan Milligan @JonMilligan
48K Followers 20K Following Turn your message into multiple streams of digital income. Grow your writing or coaching biz in 5 min/week with the Monday Messenger 👉 https://t.co/WPuedL8IxK
John @johnsowers
20K Followers 582 Following Saved by Grace. Husband. Dad. Hunter. 5x Publisher Author. Read with me 👇🏽
Act Correctly Xians @ActXians
50 Followers 144 Following Evg. Dr James Ach~|Degrees in my own mind|Have no theological system|Intolerant of Everyone|KJVO/blogs on TERRORISTS (anons I stalk)|X-military in this delusion
Chase @ChaseOye
1K Followers 1K Following 1Cor.2:2. hubs 2 @rae467, Dad to 4 amazing kids, Pastor, Palliative Care & Hospice Chaplain, & Healthcare Counselor. Follow ≠ Endorsement.
Watchdog on DRC @WatchdogOnDRC
25 Followers 110 Following Just keeping Dr. James Ach and Do Right Christians honest. We're IFB/KJVO and sick of some of our brothers giving IFB a bad name.
Brogressive Bible @BrogressBible
36 Followers 67 Following I have come to bear unity and not justice - Brogressive Jesus (Parody Account)
Bapticostal Deadpool @RegeneratingDeg
517 Followers 870 Following Something extremely clever and 4th wall shattering.....
Youth Camper @YCampYellabelly
70 Followers 106 Following | Just a lonely boy, livin' in a church camp world | • | parody account | #cynicpride
Demotivational Joel @DownerJoel
538 Followers 81 Following Taking Joel Osteen's actual tweets and turning them upside down. #EveryDayAMonday
Mr Squigglies @MrSquigglies
653 Followers 691 Following Anonymous coward. Generally useless. Ignored. Opinions are my own if you agree, and someone else's if you don't.
Swivelchair Theology @swiveltheology
282 Followers 823 Following Twitter account for the Swivelchair Theologian. Christian Blogger. New blogs (almost)
Greta Burck @BurckGreta
187 Followers 772 Following I devoted myself to study & to explore by wisdom all that is done under Heaven . Ecclesiastes 1:13
The Fundy Fighter @fundyfighter
132 Followers 312 Following Fighting the evils of Fundamentalism! Just a 16 year old guy at a fundamental church. Love Jesus and addicted to his Grace!
Andrew Pain @andrewpain1974
21K Followers 20K Following Motivational, Mental Health Speaker. I tweet about: Men's Mental Health, Burnout, Imposter Syndrome, Critical Decisions, Getting Stuff Done and Domestic Abuse
Saul Goodman @SaulTGoodman
348 Followers 311 Following You don't need a 'multitude of counselors' - you just need to 'Call Saul'!
Eric Atcheson isn't h... @RevEricAtcheson
4K Followers 1K Following Irreverent reverend. Hospital chaplain. Burnout survivor. @ChurchPubInc author. Embodiment of my 🇦🇲 ancestors. Archived account, find me at Bluesky. He/him.
Blazed Fundy @blazedfundy
88 Followers 145 Following Putting the fun in fundamentalism one tweet at a time! I follow back
Dr. Tasha Eurich @tashaeurich
14K Followers 798 Following I'm not active on here anymore and have moved over to LinkedIn, see you there! ;)
Miller Lite @MillerLite
210K Followers 8 Following Only 21+. Don't share w/ under 21. CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY® © MILLER BREWING CO., MILWAUKEE, WI • BEER . PRIV: https://t.co/5016qLIFzh T&C: https://t.co/TrCu4ZChUl
Benjamin L Corey @BenjaminLCorey
49K Followers 20K Following Author, Speaker, Activist | Author of Unafraid (HarperOne) | Creator of Formerly Fundie | Not that kind of doctor
Youth Pastor Kevin @YouthPastorK
170 Followers 100 Following Sup dudes! My mission in life is to fit the Christian lifestyle into teens' God-shaped holes.
Clinton Kowach @clintonkowach
52K Followers 36K Following Co-Host w/ Philly @_LonelyDiamond Podcast Where We Delve into the Complexities of Trauma, Relationships, and Parenting! Loving Father, Husband, Author & Blogger
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Marusha @Marusha76
251 Followers 211 Following Born again Christian. Bible Believer. Wife. Mother. Canadian. Author. Musician. God is the best, nothing compares to Him.
Nikki Reeves @NikkiReeves5
132 Followers 303 Following
ɱʌɾƭɪɲ ʅυƭɦ... @MartinLuther_95
2K Followers 1K Following I am a professor of theology and seminal figure of the Protestant Reformation during the 16th century. I have more than just 95 thesis to tweet.












