.muyanja @MuyanjaIssa

I'm Old school kampala,uganda Joined September 2011

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Shivani @meme_ki_diwani

2 days ago

Paracetamol after seeing the pain inside me

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✮ @istgnolimit

3 weeks ago

all this shit just to die on a random day

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UK used boyfriend @kaks_lamar

3 weeks ago

As i have grown up. I have realised you can wait for rain to stop then they Go to school. Alot of us went to school in rain but doesnt change shit

Miraola💕 @miraghini

3 weeks ago

This is something a father can never do!

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Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa

3 weeks ago

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.

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baemar jr @jefszn

4 weeks ago

Your boyfriend is demanding the PL give Manchester City the heaviest sanctions possible but when you caught him cheating with Palesa, he swore he deserved a second chance.

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

4 weeks ago

The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

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𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 @AlfredMwandagha

4 weeks ago

DNA test is expensive. Insult baby mama's friends and you will get the honest news.

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Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_

4 weeks ago

Now imagine the amount of meat he would get from a married cow.

Crazy Clips @crazyclips_

4 weeks ago

Bro shows the insane amount of meat he got from a single cow 😳

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𝕊2𝕁𝔸𝕐𝕐🦅 @JayyOclock

4 weeks ago

the relief after returning someone's missed call and they also don't pickup😂

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shat @0xShat

a month ago

Just got friendzoned by a hoe 😭 feels like I just got denied by community college

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Crazy Clips @crazyclips_

a month ago

Mosquitos when they see someone weraring shorts

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IKENNA @kena_ewuru

a month ago

As a man, you need to get married early because the older you get, the wiser you become and once you become too wise, you will never get married. 😭

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iyì @fauxtobii

a month ago

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”