Tenament Funster @NFNNMIDATA
After school, I take a deacon to the pool. - Joyce Durnheim // the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed - unknown Bonerland Joined November 2020-
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nobody is going to stand with you on this you fucking lunatic
nobody is going to stand with you on this you fucking lunatic
i didn't really get the love story aspect of shogun until this episode, when it became incredibly clear
i wish i had learned anything about photography, this was during the total eclipse and it looked nothing like this
seriously she was pretty sure they had her on *something* that would get ya cancelled, and whatever it was happened at least 2 years ago
seriously she was pretty sure they had her on *something* that would get ya cancelled, and whatever it was happened at least 2 years ago
@AbuNasserGaza Force of habit, he saw women and children and muscle memory took over
elon this new twitter is great, small problem tho i gotta fight through 600 bluecheck line jumpers just to get to the titty bots
i'm just saying, whichever one of these geriatric fucks declares he'll legalize weed is gonna win. sadly neither will, but it's sitting right there
amused seeing all the maga clowns hating on karl rove because they are so in their fee-fees, and also because fuck karl rove hahahaha yes insert sickos.jpg
noooooooooo i mean it's probably fine but i love paz
noooooooooo i mean it's probably fine but i love paz
reading this just now was my personal 9/11
reading this just now was my personal 9/11
eat shit you fascist cunts also stop using the star trek font, nobody likes you
am i being too cynical if i look at this picture and see a swath of oceanfront property? was all this death and destruction for something as fucking mundane as a land grab?
am i being too cynical if i look at this picture and see a swath of oceanfront property? was all this death and destruction for something as fucking mundane as a land grab?
what has gone wrong in the minds of israeli forces? are they all psychopaths?
what has gone wrong in the minds of israeli forces? are they all psychopaths?
her only real crime was bedding that filthy animal john mayer (everyone nods in agreement)
her only real crime was bedding that filthy animal john mayer (everyone nods in agreement)
clearly the solution is more guns in more hands, because my brain is incapable of extrapolation
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I would watch this for four hours.
Whoah wait what
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
FUCK YEAH
statement from concerned faculty at UT. there will be NO business as usual!
Thanks to @thedumbzone for letting me bring my shit show to the live stream tonight 💁🏻♀️💅
QMR Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare - 4/5⭐: Ritchie movies always have a great blend of violence with humor & this one doesn't disappoint. Cavill & crew have great fun with the action & dialogue. The fact that it was a true story also adds to the intrigue. Thumbs up!
Men: No woman wants to chat about anything other than business with you on LinkedIn. LinkedIn is not a dating site. Stop it.
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Is he, a child prisoner taken for two months, a hostage?
Breaking: The Israeli army releases the child Nemer Al-Nemer after detaining him for more than two months, subjecting him to severe torture and forcibly displacing him to southern Gaza.
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Do you think that robots will take human jobs and life roles? 🙄👀
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