Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

Sprite mixed with Grape Juice and Noodles. Thats All Im about... 26.2661° S, 27.8659° E Joined November 2011

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

a month ago

Watching the Jussie Smollet documentary , This dudes dedication to the lie is unmatched 😂

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

a month ago

When I say I’m buying you food at Mcdonalds, I need you to be thinking along the lines of Nazo meals and Big Mac etc, don’t let your mind wonder over to things like Mcfeast deluxe

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

a month ago

Imagine having to go home every day to a woman that cooks with brown onion soup 😭

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

2 months ago

Microwave boys would have been one of the biggest podcasts in South Africa right now😭

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

2 months ago

Date within your LSM

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

2 months ago

May her thong have skid marks on it when she tries to cheat on me🙏🛐

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

2 months ago

I really can’t ignore a woman’s wig glue and edges🧐

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

3 months ago

That CD era in music was truly unmatched.🔥 CDs came with lyric sleeves in the back, and you could pop into Musica to preview an album before buying. Simpler times

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This is exactly the kind of mindset that’s broken the idea of love and family in our communities.A Black man loving his wife out loud shouldn’t be seen as “obsession”We celebrate men who cheat, disappear, or stay emotionally unavailable,but drag the ones who are present and proud

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight

3 months ago

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

3 months ago

Why didn’t Tyler Perry touch me 😭😭😭 we could have settled out of court for way less

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

I actually trust David Ornstein more than Fabrizio Romano for transfer news

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

Explaining to broke people that I’m broke too might be the most mentally exhausting paradox of adulthood

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

One of my closest friends has two baby mama’s and he hates both of them with a passion🤣🤣🤣

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

I have like 3 WhatsApp groups and another 3 chat groups with the same people but just different topics, don’t ask me why we don’t consolidate the groups😭😭😭

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

My girl says she never paid for bills till she started dating me, glad she knows how things work in this relationship 😤

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

I’m old enough to be Lamine yamal’s dad 🧐

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

4 months ago

In order of hate - Manchester United - Chelsea - Tottenham - Liverpool Some would add Manchester City to this list, I would not. I really can’t hate a group of people who don’t have a club legend from 2002 -2010.

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

5 months ago

All that oil money just to get outclassed by Eze and the boys. Pep had 79% possession,894 passes, and still couldn’t find the net – man really got cooked by Roy Hodgson’s leftovers. 😂From treble winners to treble tears. Champagne football turned into sparkling water real quick.

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Neo maemo @Neo_maemo

5 months ago

I knew my friends hated Arsenal, but not like this😭why are we being sent text messages at 05:30 , Does Arsenal hate just start the moment your feet touch the ground 🧐