Murder Kitten News Recap 🌻🇺🇦 @NewsMurder
All The Mews You Can Use. Blueberry with the Economics Report using Cat Math. Advice From An Anxious Beagle etc bonfire.com/store/murder-n… Washington, DC Joined June 2020-
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Blueberry 🫐 here with the January #JobsReport and dropping some #CatMath on you, Mimi style.
Please stop blaming Joe Biden for prices that corporations set. This isn't inflation. It's greed, and it's Bullshit - Peat, channeling Mimi.
Please stop blaming Joe Biden for prices that corporations set. This isn't inflation. It's greed, and it's Bullshit - Peat, channeling Mimi.
TWO YEARS AGO
Here's some good news: love, Sister Helen cbsnews.com/news/animal-sh…
Blueberry 🫐 after surgery thoughts.
How could you even type this while licking the boots of the worst Republicans? These lies are All Bullshit and Mimi is rolling in her cremation box.
How could you even type this while licking the boots of the worst Republicans? These lies are All Bullshit and Mimi is rolling in her cremation box.
Blueberry 🫐 on the events of the day in Congress.
We are saddened to report that our beloved Mimi passed away gently yesterday surrounded by management. She was suffering from a rapid onset of some autoimmune bullshit that caused severe anemia. Together we decided that the transfusions + would be too much & kissed her goodbye.
Lol boo fucking hoo
"Chickens are disappearing from the henhouse. We asked one Fox what the solution is"
"Chickens are disappearing from the henhouse. We asked one Fox what the solution is"
Blueberry 🫐 on the passing of National Treasure #JimmyBuffett
We can't wait till the students taught in these defunded schools use those skills they did learn to euthanize their elders. ⏳
Blueberry 🫐 on Florida Storm #IDALIAhurricane
Please help us welcome Blueberry 🫐, the new intern. What should his reporting focus on?
Good News Monday with Sister Helen and Waffles news.yahoo.com/4-000-rescued-…
Someone should crowdfund some brain sells for this person
Someone should crowdfund some brain sells for this person
This is some Grade A Bullshit --Mimi click2houston.com/news/local/202…
Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw
3K Followers 2K Following Find me EVERYWHERE else as @ jencoleslaw & podcasts: Two Chocolate Cakes, SideCar w/ Jen Coleslaw & aJENda Podcast https://t.co/TRTfqwgcHZ
jen runs with dogs @jenrunswithdogs
32K Followers 139 Following Jen Golbeck. Ultrarunner, outdoor adventurer. Watcher of bad shark movies. Ran every road in the Florida Keys. I manage @thegoldenratio4. @AltraRunning Team
Ingo @IngoBurghardt
13K Followers 2K Following He/him. Florida Keys and Washington/DMV. Dog-heavy. Queso is awesome. Be kind
Bryan @NachoHelmet
1K Followers 872 Following Your token Canadian friend! Snack & soda connoisseur. Dogs in header are @thegoldenratio4, follow them!
Kathy Zurcher💜🇺.. @KAZurcher
3K Followers 4K Following Systems Thinking, U of IL PhD, Woke & proud of it, Husband Tom, Pups: Angel, Ella, Kitty: Minne, #uglydogs #VoteStraightBlue #SlavaUkraini🇺🇦
Simon Li @cybycmu
2K Followers 1K Following The Golden Ratio Doggos accidentally followed me once, and maybe a second time.. Ultramarathoner 👟🏃✈️🌈
Sabine Dusing @DusinSabi
69 Followers 5K Following
Bianca Sorrells @BiancaSorr81449
47 Followers 5K Following
Emeline Forstner @EmelinForstn
59 Followers 5K Following
Martine Lindberg @marti_lindb
82 Followers 5K Following
Rahela Gilstrap @GilstrapRa3196
33 Followers 5K Following
Lavonia Outcalt @LavoniaOut727
82 Followers 5K Following
Samara Plascencia @sama_plascen
52 Followers 5K Following
Aayat Vanscooter @AayatVansc50826
77 Followers 5K Following
Ruby Rybak @rub_ryb
85 Followers 5K Following
Laci Masgalas @masga_la
35 Followers 5K Following
Dorthy Siefferman @SiefferDort
83 Followers 5K Following
Ellie-rose Zumalt @EllieZ65866
58 Followers 5K Following
Andria Balmes @AndriaBalm88487
98 Followers 5K Following
Mackenna Sandoual @SandoMackenn
74 Followers 5K Following
Melony Halbert @HalbertMelon
25 Followers 5K Following
Setanea @Setanea12402
37 Followers 2K Following
Petra Heasley @PetrHeasle
37 Followers 5K Following
Sixta Lucia @SixtLuc
41 Followers 5K Following
Nisleau @nisleau21454
15 Followers 1K Following
Natasha Gonzalez @NatashaGon73299
107 Followers 3K Following
Michael Hallden @DrGitpaws
1K Followers 1K Following Retired Chemist, Ph.D. (Ohio State U.), Dog Lover 😛, Amateur Musician with Pawkish sense of humor. I'm old enough to know what Pawkish means...
Nimrah Mestre @MestreNim
38 Followers 4K Following
Reagan Somerville @ReaganSome42208
28 Followers 5K Following
Valentine @NoSweatHolmes
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Seynealeyl @seynealeyl75017
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Shetho @Shetho114480
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Eileen @Dissa1879286
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Vigour @tetought59111
465 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Ronald @thootheau64653
488 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Admirable @phoasheyr93151
343 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Firm @Toughsm189355
327 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Retra Animals @retra35210
2 Followers 8 Following
Caw Caw Vaxed and Mas.. @cawcaw
543 Followers 5K Following I block all profiles who don't have any posts. Follows should not be seen as agreement
Frances Loden @frakobat
60 Followers 683 Following
MaryVarshini🏳️�.. @MaryVarshini108
3K Followers 4K Following Dogs, horses & intelligent people help me deal. Equal rights, equal justice, reproductive rights, fair votes, healthcare, climate & kindness. #UglyDogs #resist
Broad With Sass 🐾 .. @BWS58
166 Followers 1K Following Dazed Confused Prone to Wandering Watch every episode of Star Trek on a yearly basis because I believe in that future for us Dog Mom Blue Dot in Red Swamp WDE
Jencita @Jencita22
3K Followers 4K Following Seattle Girl. Published Writer. UW Student. AHS fanatic. Seahawks!! Fashionista. Proud Progressive. #FBR #BLM. Pro🏳️🌈 Your future professor!
Autumn J. 😷🍂�.. @ouzel
198 Followers 160 Following Grew up in NoDak; IT career in San Francisco; retired; 5 yrs in Austin. 32 yrs on @TheWell. Fast caffeine metabolizer. Boglehead. Staying until the #cats leave.
⛈️WeatherOrNot411.. @WeatherOrNot411
55 Followers 49 Following Weather.....or not. #Weather #Wx #Tornados #Hurricanes #Cyclones #Typhoons #Storms #WeatherOrNot
Missy the Bobtail @MissyBBBobtail
34K Followers 26K Following I am a 9 year old American Bobtail rescue. Animal advocate. 🌱 🐈 🐈⬛🐾Please follow @loudouncats. ❤❤ #TNRworks #CatsofTwitter #AdoptDontShop
Michelle @LoneStarLeft
34K Followers 31K Following She/Her, Xennial, Writer, Lone Star Leftists, Activist #VoteBlue #EndGerrymandering #TurnTexasBlue #BlackLivesMatter #WokeAF
Missy Gee @beansofjelly42
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Dog Mom in NC @DogAcctFollower
59 Followers 119 Following Still here for accts not on bsky.Authoritarians,racists&misogynists are bad.Destroying Amer democracy is worse.Your religious beliefs≠mine.Academic Librarian.
Cristin Larkin @SheilaPortobelo
407 Followers 1K Following Hello to Jason Isaacs. This is not my dog. she / her 🏳️⚧️ Wallpaper is Caherdaniel, Co. Kerry, Ireland.
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.2M Followers 25 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4
164K Followers 896 Following Venkman, Guacamole, Chief Brody, Remoulade, Feta, Gorgonzola +😇Maggie, Riley, Queso, Jasmine, Swizzle, St.Patrick, Parmesan, Manchego, Voodoo, Hopper
Jen Coleslaw @jencoleslaw
3K Followers 2K Following Find me EVERYWHERE else as @ jencoleslaw & podcasts: Two Chocolate Cakes, SideCar w/ Jen Coleslaw & aJENda Podcast https://t.co/TRTfqwgcHZ
jen runs with dogs @jenrunswithdogs
32K Followers 139 Following Jen Golbeck. Ultrarunner, outdoor adventurer. Watcher of bad shark movies. Ran every road in the Florida Keys. I manage @thegoldenratio4. @AltraRunning Team
darth™ @darth
217K Followers 4K Following not the darth you are looking for @[email protected] @darthbluesky.bsky.social
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Dr. Jen Golbeck 🇺�.. @jengolbeck
38K Followers 791 Following Prof @ UMD AI + social media + online dystopia (extremism, violence, PsyOps, etc) jgolbeck at umd .edu I'm also @theGoldenRatio4 she/her 💗💜💙
matt @dogfather
181K Followers 716 Following head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings, currently working on @15outof10 | inquiries: [email protected]
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
Ingo @IngoBurghardt
13K Followers 2K Following He/him. Florida Keys and Washington/DMV. Dog-heavy. Queso is awesome. Be kind
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Lorenzo The Cat @LorenzoTheCat
70K Followers 5K Following A Maine Coon with the patience of a Buddhist monk and soul of a philosopher, Lorenzo the Cat likes to wear clothes. Feline art photography by Joann Biondi.
Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom
383K Followers 2 Following The original Room Rater. Get our book here https://t.co/xO94URjXzU
Chasten Glezman Butti.. @Chasten
603K Followers 3K Following
Blue Heron Farm @BlueHeronFarmTX
13K Followers 386 Following Thoughtful, humane goat farm/dairy in Field Store (Houston) TX. This place is a nazi shithole now, find us on Bluesky.
Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
286K Followers 1K Following by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch, books and tour details at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest
Corey Ryan Forrester .. @CoreyRForrester
211K Followers 6K Following One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]. https://t.co/TJqk1uTLI2
whalefact @awhalefact
193K Followers 392 Following whale fact for you. Black Lives Matter. contact:[email protected] | 160K on insta. twitch:https://t.co/nkg9i6Bn21 | merch:https://t.co/JkeeVQnEei
🇺🇲BeaglesResist.. @BeaglesResist
23K Followers 22K Following Southern by birth, liberal by the grace of God◽She/Her◽Generation Jones◽Antifa◽BLM◽Fierce LGBTQ 🌈Mom/Ally◽Some Cussing◽#TeamOrca ◽No DMs◽#BidenHarris2024
Duncan O'Sullivan @Nacnud5
71 Followers 90 Following
Vermont State Police @VTStatePolice
46K Followers 437 Following We are leaders in law enforcement & strive to make Vermont the safest state in the nation. Twitter not monitored 24/7. For emergencies, please call 911.
⛈️WeatherOrNot411.. @WeatherOrNot411
55 Followers 49 Following Weather.....or not. #Weather #Wx #Tornados #Hurricanes #Cyclones #Typhoons #Storms #WeatherOrNot
John Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 224 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
Missy the Bobtail @MissyBBBobtail
34K Followers 26K Following I am a 9 year old American Bobtail rescue. Animal advocate. 🌱 🐈 🐈⬛🐾Please follow @loudouncats. ❤❤ #TNRworks #CatsofTwitter #AdoptDontShop
Michelle @LoneStarLeft
34K Followers 31K Following She/Her, Xennial, Writer, Lone Star Leftists, Activist #VoteBlue #EndGerrymandering #TurnTexasBlue #BlackLivesMatter #WokeAF
The.Ink, from Anand G.. @AnandWrites
672K Followers 12K Following ✍️ https://t.co/3U5gLjvY9g.📚 @PersuadersBook, @WinnersTakeAll, THE TRUE AMERICAN, INDIA CALLING. 📺 MSNBC. @PriyaParker's man. Father.
Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading
325K Followers 111 Following I put words into other people's mouths. The OFFICIAL Bad Lip Reading Twitter account
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
Becky Holmes hates sp.. @deathtospinach
118K Followers 1K Following I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉
Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg
107K Followers 8K Following Journalist & Historian. Director, @aspencyber. Contributor, @WIRED. Fmr ed, @PoliticoMag & @washingtonian. garrett.graff AT gmail OR ProtonMail.
JC (spreadlove type) @conductress
2K Followers 4K Following conductress dot bsky dot social jconductress 📸 #uglydogs #SpreadLove
Katchamp11 @KayYash6
1K Followers 2K Following Vietnam era vet. #Fibromyalgia Cats critters Lead Follow or get out of the way Smarter after all these years. PITHY
Kyle Clark @KyleClark
185K Followers 9K Following Dad, husband, journalist. Proud of #HeyNext viewers' $12M in Word of Thanks microgiving. Anchor: @NextOn9NEWS (6pm) + 9NEWS 9/10pm. Tips to Signal: 303-871-1841
Jenna Lee 😷 🇺�.. @origamikitti
47K Followers 52K Following engineering & law school grad .. #catsoftwitter😻 #adoptdontshop🐶 #carfree🛴 .. #ubi - championed by MLK Jr & #yanggang 🧢 .. #blacklivesmatter 🌈ally ♿a11y
🐾#TinyArt ~~Black .. @karen_ugly
1K Followers 5K Following Just here for #UglyDogs #MusherTwitter & good dogs who come along. A throwback who loves 🐌 mail. Bisexual, she/her https://t.co/kVN3KsMVuz
Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp
231K Followers 27 Following If you tweet about #IWD2023, I'll retweet your gender pay gap 👀 Tweet '@paygapapp pay gap for (company name)' to get a reply with an employer's pay gap stats.
Casey Lewis In Jail @Tutu_In_Jail
23 Followers 166 Following The Bird Jail account of @cynical_tutu. Don't worry, I'm not a bot.
Meet The Press Promo .. @MTPPromoBot
654 Followers 33 Following We forced a computer to watch 1000 MTP episodes. Before it hit "self-destruct" it spewed out these likely guest lineups. Unaffiliated with NBC, Duh! (Satire)
Kyiv. The City of Cou.. @Kyiv
186K Followers 2 Following The capital of @Ukraine. Fighting for freedom and democratic values while kicking Russian ass with style and class
Mark Primiano @Doctor1Hundred
7K Followers 637 Following I used to write about sports. Now I do surgeries. I love you. I'm glad I exist.
L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas
96K Followers 3K Following President Pro tempore, Senate of Virginia | Representing the 18th District | Chairman of the Senate Finance and Appropriations Committee
MaryContrary @contrarymary197
16K Followers 8K Following Blocking trolls, bots, meanies, and willful misinterpreters. Vetting all follows. Amplifying voices of Democratic Candidates.
SweetGinger2 @SusanN75z9jxyx6
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Katie Porter @katieporteroc
632K Followers 424 Following Irvine mom & Consumer Protection Attorney. Congresswoman for #CA47. #PorterSupporter IG: KatiePorterOC
Hope Taylor Scott MD .. @imhopin
1K Followers 2K Following Dev/Behav Peds, mom of 3 (2 living), wife. Provax!! #Tweetiatrician. I console liberally. Views mine. Once you stop laughing it's all over
MarleneRahmouni @MarleneRahmouni
4K Followers 4K Following Retired mother of 2, grandmother of 7. My family is my world. Blue through and through. tfg for prison! NO BITCOIN, NO UNSOLICITED DM's #BlueCrew
JenJen 🥰💙🌊�.. @itsjenjensworld
34K Followers 34K Following #VoteBlue #StrongerTogether #BTS #Dodgers #KindnessMatters #PositiveVibes #rescuedogs #Music #SteelersNation 🚫MAGA 🚫TACO BELL🥴 🚫DRAMA
PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl
636K Followers 1K Following Believer in truth, facts & the American experiment. Paying for the check so I can post videos. Follow me elsewhere!
grist @grist
235K Followers 3K Following We're a nonprofit news org dedicated to telling stories of climate solutions and a just future. Get our journalism in your inbox: https://t.co/9wRxM1OUd6
Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2
566K Followers 14K Following Lawyer, Vlogger, Big Issue Top 100 Changemaker 2024, CEO CAMPAIGN FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE https://t.co/PncSg2x1Su https://t.co/vMqXRCoVPt
i bless the rains dow.. @Chinchillazllla
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American Kennel Club @akcdoglovers
100K Followers 269 Following For the love of all things dog 🐾 #ThisIsAKC
Dave's Dogs @DavesDogsVA
313 Followers 244 Following Hot dog and BBQ trailer based in the Prince William County area. Eat dogs, save dogs with our "not tips" jar to help shelter dogs and cats find new homes.
Abbie Richards @abbieasr
46K Followers 591 Following i am professionally obsessed with TikTok | mis and disinformation researcher | research fellow at @TheARConsortium
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews
364K Followers 840 Following CBS News Congressional Correspondent -- Syracuse Univ Alum -- 90's R&B superfan
Hale Groves @halegroves
1K Followers 2K Following The official Twitter page of Hale Groves, the premier fresh fruit and citrus company. Fresh from the Groves since 1947.
I love these guys 💙 Would you like to get grifted? 🤣
We sold “Trump Bibles” at the Trump rally yesterday.
Emma Darling, geriatric Fjord Horse, makes apple juice 💙
@HeadingTooMars My mindset is that corporate greed is immoral when it harms others by design, and when corporations pay less than a living wage, our taxes go up to cover the social safety nets they force their employees onto, while their CEOs buy and write off their private jets.
They come in pink 🩷
Pink Robin from Australia
Have a relaxing Sunday. Jean is keeping an eye on everything, so you go get some good rest
Very pretty bun.
@nationalcares @Walmart 6th: All of you who have been sending messages to me and posting content have lifted my spirits every day. Thank you.
@nationalcares 5th: once again the employees @Walmart on Chambers Dr in Milford were genuinely friendly and helpful. This is the best Walmart I have frequented. The service was so good two weeks ago that I shopped there again.
@nationalcares 3rd, the young home health assistant caring for my brother is a ray of sunshine and cared for me as well as my brother. She said she treats him like she would her grandpa.
Second, the incredibly wonderful manager @nationalcares at CVG Emerald Aisle went above & beyond to find a car that would be easy for me to drive, and put my luggage in the trunk for me! He was wonderful.
This weekend I traveled to see my gravely ill brother. I need to tell you about all the good things that lifted my spirit. First, a chance conversation revealed that I was in the gate area sitting next to one of my best friend’s best friends (we did not know one another). 1/?
@RepNewhouse " . . . I think that's what it's called" Translation: I'm only at the border -- near Tucson which is a really nice vacation spot in February -- to shoot a campaign ad on my constituents dime." What a fukingclown.
Barn News: The Big Horse is now shedding. Emma Darling is on round three of The Great Fjord Horse Shed. Rosie is keeping all of her hair until the body clippers come out in April.
The Big Horse: I'd like four flakes of grass hay with a side of alfalfa pellets topped with a scoop of senior grain please. Oh, and just water for me. Thank you.
@NewsMurder Yeah Blueberry! Thank you for stepping up 💕!
@NewsMurder Love love you, Blueberry 💙🐾🐾 Keep up the brilliant News reports, Muah 😘
@NewsMurder Blueberry is a natural and totally rocks reporting duties! I could watch him for hours and absolutely trust him 1000%.
@NewsMurder Good job pullin' no punches Blueberry! ✊👊
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