Nick 🖕🏼 @NickfromtheUK
Twitter pastimes include fishing for idiots,the mask in my profile picture catches them beautifully South East, England Joined January 2021-
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Steve Carell's wax scene is done on his actual hair because he wanted to have a genuine reaction
I don't know whether to venture in to this for my own sanity, saw an article about a vaccine for skin cancer which looks promising buy I can only imagine the raving twats in that hashtag
I held the door for a little old lady in the shop today. We all laughed as she banged on the window shouting, "Let me in."
Better comply with the order Cartland, or I’m gonna sue you to high heaven without any qualms. I’ve been more than fair and given you plenty of chances now. Don’t test me…
👏 how many we gonna get
Those poor bunnies
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler
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@joe100_sol That’s what your mum said when you were born.
@NickfromtheUK Thanks for the compliment but we are in Australia and it is 000
@CortacMihai_ @NickfromtheUK He, in fact, did not understand the joke
@NickfromtheUK Fill out a VAERS report.
This is just vile. I've never seen abuse like this. 🤬 TERFs are disgusting. *TRIGGER WARNING* Contains violent threats/abuse/hurty words.🥺
Being trans in 2024 means you are subjected to the following abuse daily. Please vote for the Scottish Greens this General Election. We need better trans healthcare and a full ban on conversion therapy.
@NickfromtheUK Take better care of yourself, man flu season is here already so looking forward to drinking medicinal rum
The reality is that a lot of men enjoy telling women we should pander to male fantasies and insecurities by pretending 'woman' is a purchasable costume, a porn-influenced stereotype or an idea in a man's head. This is misogyny. End of.
Nobody's pissed off or trying to silence you. I simply disagreed with your publicly expressed opinion, which is one I've seen repeatedly and indeed addressed just last week. You've replied to me many, many times, so I wasn't aware you wanted anonymity over and above your name and…
@NickfromtheUK Could turn septic or poison you depending on what genus of tree the splinter came from. Necrotising fasciitis could be in your future. Not your wanking hand is it? Hate for you to transfer the splinter to your massive member.
@NickfromtheUK Thoughts and prayers.
@NickfromtheUK Sorry. Man cold. You’re on your own
@BelindaWoodrow @NickfromtheUK Rub his neck with Aloe Vera
@NickfromtheUK Can you get someone to give you CPR?
@NickfromtheUK I wish you well! It may look harmless, but I've just spent a week in hospital after popping a tiny cooking burn on my finger! They even discussed removing the top joint of my finger at one point...so a splinter could be fatal! 😇
@NickfromtheUK Sorry that looks terminal.