My Name Is Earl @cannock666
Outdated attitudes, language and cultural depictions which may cause offence today. Comedian. Or actor. One or the other anyway. Joined October 2022-
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@SadiqKhan You’re an arrogant, lying, disgusting cunt of a man ferried around in armoured Range Rovers. I used to love visiting London for a weekend, I wouldn’t go now if you paid me, let alone expose my children to your nice, safe open plan crime scene. Thanks for leaving the comments…
@ANon05136448000 I would. Up the arse. Ken Loach watches
It’s Scotland. They don’t do vegetables. Apart from the one who has just resigned.
It’s Scotland. They don’t do vegetables. Apart from the one who has just resigned.
Audio released of Salah & Klopp’s argument at West Ham. 😳 Credit: @cageyeff1
Who plays the parents in your biopic?
Who plays the parents in your biopic? https://t.co/oLPIWks3MY
I’ve now been chuckling for three straight days 😂
He’s accepted a peerage from Starmer hasn’t he?
He’s accepted a peerage from Starmer hasn’t he?
Workshy lardarse wants to ensure we never get a right wing government again because that’s democratic apparently. Fuck off, you needy couch surfing cunt.
Workshy lardarse wants to ensure we never get a right wing government again because that’s democratic apparently. Fuck off, you needy couch surfing cunt.
Tomorrow's Sunday Sport front page #TomorrowsPapersToday Get your Sunday Sport at newsagents or online at sundaysportonline.co.uk
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
What was wrong with Rageh Omaar tonight? Thought he was pissed at first, but looked like he was having a stroke.#itvnews
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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110 Followers 500 Following My views are not those of my employer. They work at the top of the building and see much more than I do. I'm out by the bins.Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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398 Followers 769 Following starting again again again, etc etc etc. Used to be mustard .@anon_opin In our town this is synonymous with ploughing a stolen / uninsured car or motorbike into a roundabout, coked out of his head at 3.00 in the morning.
You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.
In the past, Keir Starmer has asked Tory MPs to publish their legal advice but when asked about Angela Rayner’s legal advice, he uses the legal confidentiality excuse. Pretty revealing that he blinks 14 times in 17 seconds and looks extremely uncomfortable.
@ANon05136448000 @Baron_Mongrove @metpoliceuk Probably cost about £10 million to keep him in prison End him, and his family gets £2 -3 million Fiscal saving & no danger of soft Parole Boards releasing him Might apply to pitch this on Dragon's Den 😀
@ANon05136448000 @Mick_Spilligan @Baron_Mongrove @metpoliceuk 3 words: Flamethrower Robot dog
@ScottMoore0 People with those views are not the ones you should be worried about
I normally pop to the co-op like this on a Friday
Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
Currently defining enterprise bundled pricing schemas for a client I'm so fuckin' Rock'n'Roll.
@Ye_Olde_Holborn @MartinSLewis Labour = MOAR GIBS
@MartinSLewis Calm down folks the useless Tories aren’t actually going to do anything to take away your gibs
>>>I hope this helps
@cannock666 @metpoliceuk More chance of a reach around from the Pope
13 Yr old child is dead class aren't you
Racists will be gutted he's not brown or black. Fact. I hope everyone is OK in Hainault. This is terrifying.
@narindertweets My god you are absolutely sick in the head. A thick, sick, racist b***h!
Just called myself a dickhead. Out loud. On a plane. And now I’m tweeting about it. I’m making friends. Best holiday ever.