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“Nunca pensé que poner un plato de comida en la mesa de un pobre generaría tanto odio de una élite que se harta de tirar comida a la basura todos los días”. - Lula
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
@RanmaWRLD France vs Brazil is going to be an alltimer day on Twitter, calling it now.
Let us all say ... Amen 🙌📖
Back on this show for the first time in over 15 years We’re SO back #BuiltByHouston x #GoCoogs
@tbghoutx On the one hand, a camel will pass through the eye of a needle before the government doesn’t try to rig the election so I’m not celebrating until it’s done and dusted. On the other hand,
Republican operatives 30 minutes into election night seeing Indiana Secretary of State at D+8 and KY-06 at D+4:
@ALDIshopper14 @RealiaAmelia The term is “Alatrism”
@ValgsiyandCNO @RaccoonOfFiume It’s funny seeing this video considering the overhaul Armand/d’Herbenville has received.
The WORST part of ADHD BURNOUT is having the AMBITION of an OVERACHIEVER trapped inside a body that PHYSICALLY cannot open an email.
H-Town showed out 🗣️
Neurotypicals: If you stop procrastinating, you'll feel better. ADHDers: I'm not procrastinating. I'm waiting for my nervous system to produce the specific neurochemical combination required to initiate. I have been waiting since 9am. It is 3:37pm.
NEW | Ethiopia has set conditions to legally justify a regime-change war and would likely use a border war to set military conditions for a possible large-scale invasion in the medium to long term, including weathering several capacity constraints that currently disincentivize a full-scale invasion. CTP Africa Team Lead @liam_karr explains why this is important. ⬇️
Taking Adderall to get shit done but all you can think about is how you don’t want to do anything
@cecidrais I’m from an NHL-less city. Can someone explain what’s going on?
We got a complete cybersecurity nightmare in one hand and the philosopher’s stone being dropped in the other, what the fuck is going on
In 2025, we published a bold proposal to use fusion reactors for gold production. And now we’ve done it: Mercury transmuted into stable gold, using fusion neutrons, at 10x the record set by CERN in 2025. We’ve reduced alchemy to a series of difficult but tractable engineering
Falls ihr im Büro einem völlig übernächtigten Sysadmin begegnet: Sagt kurz Danke im Vorbeigehen. Nicht stehen bleiben. Nichts fragen. Einfach Danke.
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
Guys I’m scared the takeoff is starting. I swear any one of the ~10 CVEs that dropped in the last 24 hours would’ve been “one of the worst in recent years” except a new one is dropping every hour
@Persian_forFDR @TemplinIntel I think it’s Mass Effect and they’re posting these images because BioWare (creators of Mass Effect) announced it was being shut down earlier today.
Democrats’ confidence in election results has fallen, and about 9 in 10 see presidents' attempts to influence results as a major problem, a new AP-NORC poll finds. apnews.com/article/apnorc…
Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson
22K Followers 2K Following 36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. A parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. FAQ: https://t.co/37lcMmiGdX
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Cascadian Pragmatist @PNWPragmatist
4K Followers 1K Following Proud Washingtonian 🌲 | Scoop Jackson Democrat 🌐 | UW alum 🎓 | Believer in the power of government to do good at home and abroad.
Skylar @Maluokeak026097
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George Alderman @GeorgeAldermans
83 Followers 4K Following @NASA Comms | Former: @RepHaridopolos & @MichaelgWaltz | Florida Man in DC | @StetsonU / @JohnsHopkins alum | Opinions are my own 🇺🇸☀️🚀
thegametzar @thegametzar
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DeafTone @DeafToneSays
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597 Followers 5K Following 🔺Drawn to the unseen, guided by knowledge, and shaped by discipline. Not everything powerful seeks attention.🔺
Howdy Harrell @HowdyHarrellHP
595 Followers 2K Following Recovering Burner 🦫 Houston Cougar Propaganda 🐾 2X UH Helmet Driver 🏟️Embrace Tradition, Reject Modernity. #GoCoogs
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Kelly H. @kelly___x3
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Shadow Kitsune @ShadowKitsun
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Laamm @Laamm19883
116 Followers 7K Following Treat people like the way you want to be treated, kindness is priceless
ParaEwie/ParasaurEwan @ParaEwie
143 Followers 506 Following Stupid autistic nerd with anxiety who posts Random stuff and sometimes art. comic account: @paraewiecomics (follow that too if you follow me!!!!!!). hates DMs.
ACTION NIGER @MahamanMahama14
3K Followers 5K Following Climate & environmental activist, Humanist,Geographer at Niger🇳🇪 #Climatechange #RenewableEnergy #Résilienc #Agriculture #Foodsysteme #Biodiversity #Security
Cho @chojawara
182 Followers 7K Following
Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson
22K Followers 2K Following 36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. A parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. FAQ: https://t.co/37lcMmiGdX
Conservative Self-Own... @ConSelfOwns
499K Followers 5 Following DM Submissions and turn post notifications ON 🔔
Bad Electoral Takes �... @BitecoferStan
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Shinji 🇨🇺 @ShinjiTheCuban
24K Followers 296 Following Democratic Socialist 🌹 I love movies or whateva 🎥
Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas
155K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of Texas history and culture. Cowboy boots junkie. I drive a horse. My other dog is a chicken. Organic, free-range Texas content. Mule spoken here.
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
94K Followers 4K Following Ice Box Insiders podcast | Astros coverage | POLITICO & USA TODAY alum | Native Houstonian | TCU grad | Shipley’s, not Shipley
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 655 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot
142K Followers 7 Following Automated bot that creates random flags from 2 existing flags picked randomly. Written in Python3 Contact / Promotions by DM
RobnCypress @robncypress
8K Followers 4K Following Astros/Texas sports, movie/TV buff, 70’s/80’s rock & roll, former NCAA SP/BskB, dad, Fit, Disgruntled Right leaner and hate what Tr*mp is doing to our country.
Ben DuBose @BenDuBose
42K Followers 936 Following Houstonian and human. Mizzou alum. Sports media content at @TheRocketsWire, @SportsTalk790, @ClutchFans, @LaunchPod790, and more.
Republican Calendar @sansculotides
30K Followers 3K Following The vulgar era is abolished for civil usage. @[email protected] En français: @Ererepublicaine
Paradox Interactive @PdxInteractive
219K Followers 62 Following Leading global publisher of deep and endless games. We make the games, you create the stories.
Cascadian Pragmatist @PNWPragmatist
4K Followers 1K Following Proud Washingtonian 🌲 | Scoop Jackson Democrat 🌐 | UW alum 🎓 | Believer in the power of government to do good at home and abroad.
i love houston athlet... @UHUpdates
474 Followers 405 Following The number one narrative pusher of Houston athletics.
Wylfċen @wylfcen
50K Followers 1K Following Guy who likes Old English. Amateur professor. THIS IS AN OLD ENGLISH STAN ACCOUNT, IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLD ENGLISH TAKE A WALK PAL
The Lunar War @TheLunarWar
7K Followers 20 Following A speculative scifi worldbuilding project exploring the ships, technologies and stories of the first large-scale space conflict. Brainchild of @L5Resident
Nerbit @Nerbit_13098
15K Followers 303 Following I make videos and make a lot of Metal Gear references. https://t.co/SK6FwTpf7Q
Rinderpest (Weird Gif... @weird_gifs
66K Followers 63 Following discord server where you can see gifs/videos early, or to contact me to submit memes/request credit: https://t.co/WlHOyQbmNw
Aronin @AR0NIN
58 Followers 62 Following Mr. Ganondorf Meme man from TikTok. I aim to make people laugh with my goofy videos that I edit.
Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX
83K Followers 13K Following Running for governor to secure the American Dream by saving Texas schools and putting money in your pocket.
Literally Me 🎄 @NordickChad
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Fantasy Haven @FantasyHavenYT
4K Followers 46 Following I make animated lore videos and reviews for ASOIAF, HOTD, and AKOTSK Subscribe: https://t.co/hsQNnrHGGy
Quinn The GM @quinnthegm
19K Followers 1K Following Hello! | He/Him, 26 | Game Master | I write videos about ASOIAF and its adaptations | Former teacher, current lawyer | Subscribe on YouTube!
Cultural Revolution O... @GPCR50
24K Followers 235 Following 50th anniversary live-tweeting China's Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.
DocksEcky @DocksEcky
7K Followers 423 Following Header by @GroZanu From another place, not from outer space, but from someplace even higher. // There's no place like home. // Cobra Kai Never Dies. //
AutoMagArchive @AutoMagArchive
38K Followers 43 Following Retro/vintage/obscure guns content with some occasional Auto Mag posting.
Former Fetterman Staf... @FettermanStaff
161K Followers 2 Following A group of former Fetterman staffers who are disgusted with what he's become. Here to share our stories & make sure Pennsylvanians know exactly who he is.
株式会社インテ... @INTSYS_Official
26K Followers 5 Following 「ファイアーエムブレム」「ペーパーマリオ」「メイドインワリオ」シリーズなどの開発に携わる株式会社インテリジェントシステムズの公式アカウントです。 ご質問・お問合せにはお答えしておりませんのでご容赦ください。
Projection Sports by ... @ProjSports
220K Followers 2K Following CBB & CFB content - TV viewing grids, Bracketology, Bowl Projections, etc. More information, less hot takes. Affiliated - @HomefieldApparl @SeatGeek
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U.S. FDA Recalls and ... @FDArecalls
741K Followers 13 Following Our posts are FDA Approved! Get notified about the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's recalls. Privacy Policy - https://t.co/hd38QfJZlz
Wishlist The Neutral ... @TorporGames
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Obsidian @Obsidian
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chi @higuuromi
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CPP_FAPF French force... @CPP_FAPF
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Count Binface @CountBinface
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Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity
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SpongeBob Archive 2 @spongearchive2
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De Oranjebus @DutchOrangebus
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Congressman Christian... @RepCDMenefee
15K Followers 315 Following Proudly serving the people of TX-18 in Congress.
Christian D. Menefee @CDMenefee
12K Followers 697 Following Congressman, TX-18 | Former Harris County Attorney | Houstonian | Husband & Father | UTSA & WUSTL Law | ΩΨΦYou might like
