Not Clay Matthews @NotMatthews
I'm Hollywood, bitch. And don't you forget it. #parody Joined January 2012-
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Somebody just donated $250! Thank you to whoever you are. You are AMAZING.
Be a part of history. @N0tAaronRodgers has raised over $11,000 for the @maccfund. Let's get $12k for 12. teammaccfund.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/m… #12for12
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We just hit OVER ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for @maccfund. Huge thank yous to all who have helped out this cause! #TwelveThousandBound
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The only guy cooler than me is @ClayMatthewsEgo
Someone needs to fix the Rams season. Put a FatHead on it.
Wes Welker just made up for taking a 40 minute shower earlier
Tough injury. Hoping Reggie is ok.
@N0tAaronRodgers just imagine what could be done in two weeks at this rate.
Not surprised but very proud of #PackerNation coming together to support @maccfund. Kudos to @N0tAaronRodgers for organizing.
Coming out of Twitter retirement to support a great cause @N0tAaronRodgers tinyurl.com/mrw4ghe help @maccfund help kids fight cancer!
"Hey I'm with McNabb, he's HOF material." --said no one ever
You can Wonderlic my balls cap-i-tan
In the Ultimate Mock Draft, my boo @N0tAaronRodgers goes to the Colts and follow in the footsteps of another NFL legend, Curtis Painter.
Ander W. Burgess @anderpro32
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Dylan Meyer @dylan_meyer16
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Angela vanderslice @Angelavandersl3
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Nick @nickrc324
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Not Mike McCarthy @N0tMikeMcCarthy
991 Followers 1K Following Head Coach of the greatest NFL franchise in the world: the Green Bay Packers. Parody. #GoPackGo #PackerNation #GreenAndGold #GetLoudLambeau
Cousin Rodge @ARodgeOnSNL
108 Followers 165 Following An account to raise and gain attenion of the impeccable acting abilities of #12! Oh and to get him a SNL hosting gig.
Rachel Crawford @raevengeance
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skyler perkins @PerkinsSkyler
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Casey Ward @Cww9707
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Cocky Brandon Spikes @CockySpikes
364 Followers 726 Following Stuffing the run game and chasing QB's daily. When your rich you don't write checks. LB for the New England the best in the NFL. Not Brandon Spikes. *PARODY*
A. Lewis @SWIZZLEBOSSHOGG
80 Followers 4K Following I am the captain of my ship. I take suggestions and listen to what everyone has to say, but the final decision is mine.
Thomas J Jones @JMatthews3rd
1 Followers 14 Following
Kaylee 🦖⚒ @Paleo_Kayleeo
137 Followers 460 Following Vertebrate paleontologist, paleogeneticist, speed enthusiast 🦖🏎 Thanks mom, you raised a mad scientist | she/her
David M @Mnspunky
111 Followers 328 Following Packers, Badgers, Brewers, Minnesota Wild and Bow Hunting!
nicky @packersa7x
60 Followers 654 Following Diehard PACKERS fan..daughter. ..sister..aunt..friend. my ♡♥ is in GREEN BAY
Brooke Dahmen @brookeydahmen
159 Followers 824 Following I'm a Packer lovin artist, a Graphic Designer by day who dreams of becoming a kids book illustrator! I ❤️my friends, being silly and any way I can be creative!
Vikings Water Boy @VikesWaterBoy
106 Followers 14 Following *Parody* I hand out the best water to the worlds best team! Raise your hand if you have the same amount of super bowl rings as the vikings!
Greg @GregGilbertson
142 Followers 555 Following
Hannah Keuler @hkeuls
228 Followers 769 Following Returned Peace Corps Volunteer - Guatemala ‘17-‘20 🇬🇹❤️
Chelsey Meyer @mrscmeyer
361 Followers 846 Following 💑 Dylan 🐶 Murphy 👧🏻 Evelynne Jane 👶🏼 Harlow Gene 💚💛 #GoPackGo To follow my professional school counseling account find @mrsmeyerJMS
Jason Kueffer @kueffer17
278 Followers 560 Following
Heather Pettis @hpettis
64 Followers 321 Following
✨JustMe...LKP!✨ @its_lisak
88 Followers 357 Following Just a girl who loves Jesus, her family, her fur kids and the Green Bay Packers!
JaneyinMadtown @JaneyinMadTown
790 Followers 1K Following
Marea Stevens @stevens_marea
18 Followers 197 Following
Kailin Simmons @KailinRay
52 Followers 162 Following
Rachel Salrin @salrin_rachel
94 Followers 184 Following
cameron daughhetee @camerondaughhet
4 Followers 38 Following
Big Ray @Ray_TheMan
106 Followers 2K Following
Delusional Fan @DoucheWadesHead
118 Followers 401 Following
Zac Ramsey @BigZac52
17 Followers 29 Following My name is Zac Ramsey. I am 19 years old. I like to fish, party, and get swole at the gym. Oh yeah, Clay Matthews is my HERO!!!!!
Jordany Valdespin @FauxJordany
69 Followers 242 Following MVP clutch great pinch hitter baseball I love the mets but I hate when we lose I carry the team move over David Wright #TEAMFAUX #AllDay
Javale McGee @McGeeLogic
55 Followers 292 Following 1,230 divided by 0 is how many times I can beat you in 1 on 1. *parody*
Not Michael Wilbon @UnMichaelWilbon
55 Followers 365 Following Not the official Twitter NBA guru Michael Wilbon. Fuck Kornheiser and fuck LeBron. Chi-town for life! Parody
Not Tyler Wilson @DouchyTyler
29 Followers 49 Following Beer Pong Legend. Football player. Quarterback. Sex enthusiast. *Parody*
SportsCenter @SposCenter
31 Followers 89 Following LEGALESE: If you send us a tweet, you consent to letting ESPN use and showcase it in any media, possibly even on tv. #SCtop10 #SCLIVE This is not Sportscenter.
Lonely Tony Romo @LonelyRomo
16 Followers 134 Following QB for the Dallas Cowboys. Sucks at life. No rings. Sigh... Not really Tony Romo.
Faux Bob Knight @BobbyMKnight
37 Followers 190 Following Former IU Head Basketball Coach. Current ESPN analyst. I am starting to lose my mind. This is a parody account
ethanchaffee @USMC8852
0 Followers 7 Following
Fake Belichick @Fake__Belichick
19 Followers 60 Following Bill Belichick thinks you're an asshole. And he's right.
#ChooseKindness @1ChooseKindness
126 Followers 480 Following let me know who needs to #ChooseKindness. who’s being mean on twitter today?
Cousin Rodge @ARodgeOnSNL
108 Followers 165 Following An account to raise and gain attenion of the impeccable acting abilities of #12! Oh and to get him a SNL hosting gig.
Packers Owner’s Rep... @PackersOwnerRpt
8K Followers 3K Following Direct from the Desk of the Owner(s) • Parody
Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing
432K Followers 582 Following All things sports media. Part of @thecomeback network. Sign up for our newsletter https://t.co/ckn8TeyWVb. Don't leave shitty comments.
Lebron's Head @LebronsHead
889 Followers 86 Following My Headband keeps my head from growing any larger. Coming up short late in games keeps me from getting a bigger head.
Not Joe Flacco @DoucheJoeFlacco
1K Followers 601 Following Quaterback of ravens and also a world record holder of best unibrow. Not the real joe flacco or affiliated with him
MACC Fund @maccfund
6K Followers 2K Following Raising Money for Childhood Cancer and Blood Disorders Research Since 1976. Providing HOPE for Kids. #MACCFund 🎗 #HopeForKids ❤️ Instagram: @themaccfund
Mike Ditka @DafakeMikeDitka
71 Followers 151 Following Tellin da truth bout Sports, Pollitics, and Pop culture! Da Bears!
Not Marshawn Lynch @BeastMode_Lynch
1K Followers 524 Following Dey fed me skittles cuse Is da BeefMoe. I am NOT Marshawn, this is a PARODY. Thoughts expressed are NOT those of Marshawn. I am just a fan.
Evil Rip @EvilRipHamilton
23 Followers 11 Following I don't always wear a mask but when i do, it's always when I'm playing in the NBA. I hate white people and people from Detroit
McCarthy's Mind @McCarthysMind
91 Followers 102 Following Ever wanted to be inside the head of a Super Bowl winning coach of your choice? No? well you're just stuck with me instead(Parody Account, not really McCarthy)
Not JMike @JMikeFumbles
10 Followers 37 Following I'm Jermichael Finley, and my favorite candy is Butterfinger and Gum Drops. #YOTTOhfuck (Parody account obviously)
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.8M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/Rrty23Lfn7
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
42.2M Followers 691 Following Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/DgtvQmN9zs Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/qNSh3HmYD1
Skip Bayless @DouchBayless
23 Followers 160 Following best sports show on espn by a mile. Tim Tebow is the best QB in the nfl..CLUTCH GENE
NotDickieV @NotDickie_V
52 Followers 73 Following Hey baby! follow me for the latest sports happenings. Now that I started crapping my pants...I'm a diaper dandy!!!
Head Coach Nagy @CoachSwaggyNagy
571 Followers 675 Following I'm not the Head Coach of the Chicago Bears Matt Nagy but I pretend to be on Twitter. Bear Down!
Mike Golic @NotESPNGolic
980 Followers 139 Following Making greeny my bitch since '98. Definitely not the real Mike Golic.
Colin Fauxherd @FauxCowherd
3K Followers 470 Following FS1 personality. Parody. Some of my best cleaning ladies are from the Dominican Republic.
Pseudo Alex Smith @PseudoAlexSmith
660 Followers 253 Following Former 1st pick, future hall of fame member. I use big words because I am smarter than you. I am not really that Alex Smith
Clay Matthews III @ClayMatthews52
893K Followers 241 Following
True Country Music @ItsTrueCountry
3K Followers 2K Following A solid blend of old country, the 90s, and modern country music lyrics
RAY LEWIS @FAUXRAYLEWIS
465 Followers 76 Following I am the best linebacker to ever play the game! I am a Super Bowl Champ, I am Intense, I AM NOT RAY LEWIS! (PARODY ACCT.)
Faux Eli Manning© @FauxEliManning
900 Followers 447 Following Giants ELIte QB. I'd be better, but mom loves Peyton more. Clearly a fake account. played by @Lorman13
Jerry Not Sandusky®�... @NotSandusky69
8 Followers 21 Following Jerry Sandusky parody. Loves having screw partys... with any age. #TeamFakzes
Bud Adams on Tweeter @BigBadBudAdams
496 Followers 451 Following Former Houston resident; now haunting X from purgatory. Left the Tennessee Titans to my daughter who makes worse decisions than a crackhead. PARODY.
Mr. Nobody @BrownsPrez
148 Followers 173 Following
Michael Phelps @StonedPhelps
18 Followers 8 Following 14 Time Olympic Gold medal winner, i swim really fast and tweet from under water!
LeBron James @DoucheKingJames
23K Followers 11 Following GOAT (Not the real Lebron James) *Parody Account * Contact: [email protected]
Whiny Philip Rivers @WhinyPhilRivers
2K Followers 607 Following Better than @NotJayCutler. #ChargersGTL: Getting sacked, Throwing picks, Losing. #MrDecember #BeAPhilsciple #AllHailKingPhil #GetPhillyWitIt (Parody Account)
Chris Berman @DouchyCBerman
409 Followers 149 Following Names Chris Berman. I'm the host of Monday Night Countdown, Sunday NFL Countdown, a regular on SportsCenter, and I do a bunch of other cool shit too. (parody)
The Packer Judge @JudgeCheesehead
2K Followers 2K Following The Best Laws should be constructed to leave as little as possible to the decision of the Judge - Aristotle By the way: Go Pack Go!
NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter
497K Followers 442 Following SportsCenter style sports news, with a FAKE twist! Created by: @NOTSCWill (parody, not actually affiliated with ESPN) Contact/Business: [email protected]
Faux Trent Dilfer @FauxTrentDilfer
5K Followers 115 Following ESPN analyst/#QBR Expert, President of the Game Manager Academy, worst QB to ever win a Super Bowl. I hate Skip Bayless. (Parody)
Tiger Woods @FauxTigerWoods
785 Followers 110 Following Just trying to get the ball in the hole...the golf ball...yeah that one (yes, this is parody)
(Fake) CLAY MATTHEWS @CLAY_MATTHEWS
286 Followers 53 Following SUP? I'M CLAY MATTHEWS. DON'T BE A FAG IN REPLIES OR I'LL FACEFUCK YOUR DOG. I LIKE 'ROIDS AND HOES.
Not Dez Bryant @DoucheDezBryant
162 Followers 110 Following I am the 2nd best WR in the NFL - right after my father @DoucheRandyMoss. Proud member of Team Douche. Not the real Dez Bryant.
Matt Leinart @FauxMattLeinart
414 Followers 481 Following Heisman Trophy Winner, Highest Paid College athlete , Pro QB for the Oakland Raiders, Pro Plumber , parody!
NotPeytonManning @RealFakePeyton
197 Followers 453 Following A stone cold NFL QB, MVP every season, face of the Colts, NFL and all things football related!
















