Not Quite True Facts @NotQuiteTrueFax
Facts that are not quite true... Probably. Submissions welcome, or just use #NotQuiteTrueFacts! UK Joined March 2011-
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11 years of #NotQuiteTrueFacts! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Dappy from N-Dubz is now the owner of a poultry farm called Dappy Ducks… #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Not only are Tori Amos and Stephen K. Amos related, they are actually twins! #notquitetruefacts
Indie band The Fall are called The Autumn in the USA. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Sweet potatoes are actually more closely related to wasps than potatoes. #notquitetruefacts
Biggleton is an actual fly-on-the-wall documentary series, filmed in a small town just outside Taunton. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
It is estimated that twenty trillion work hours have already been lost this month crossing out 19 and writing 20 instead. #notquitetruefacts
Watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy takes five years off your life. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #stillnottrue #notquitetruefacts
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #notquitetruefacts #itsonlyabout4
The date of Christmas next year will be 203 days after Easter, as determined by the Church of Ford Anglias #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Christmas trees grow upside down. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
No one actually knows what coffee tastes like.
Reflexology is the study of @duranduran’s 1984 hit record, New Moon on Monday. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Paul Weller doesn’t like the Style Council either... #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Matt Smith will be the first ever #DoctorWho actor to play a role in #StarWars... #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Disney are currently in talks to buy Coronation Street to bring it into the Marvel Cinematic Universe... #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Merman from Masters of the Universe was inspired by Ethel Merman #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Men at Work and Men Without Hats were actually the same band. #NotQuiteTrueFacts
Analogy is the study of one’s own rectum... #NotQuiteTrueFacts
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