Drunk Vince Jackson @Not_VJ
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That polar bear didn't have possession all the way to the ground. No TD
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Drunk Vince Jackson retweeted
I hope VJ enjoys his last Bday in SD. This time next year he will be celebrating it in Cleveland...
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Drunk Vince Jackson retweeted
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