Rex Ryan @OverweightRex
Head Coach of the New York Jets. I predicted to get to SB XLVI, but 8-8 isn't bad. I'm skinnier than Rob! I'm probably not Rex Ryan. Joined January 2012-
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Anyone else think @NOTSCWill is not funny at all? His Will account has 400 followers, but @NOTSportsCenter has 28,000. The name is his fame.
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Welcome to Twitter, @RexRyan! I'm gonna annoy the hell out of you.
Congrats to the Giants on winning Super Bowl XLVI and beating the Jets twice this season.
Jets will win 28-21-17 beating the Patriots and Giants
Super Bowl XLVII: Patriots vs. Giants vs. Jets.
Jets! RT “@espn: The Patriots will face the ______ in the Super Bowl. #OvertimePredictions”
RT @NOTSCMLB: Fausto Carmona was arrested in the [DR] under an assumed name. I don't blame him. If I pitched that bad I'd change my name too
RT @CryingRomo: Good thing there isn't a @FakeFaustoCarmona because people would think it would be the real Roberto Hernandez Heredia.
#ThingsBetterThanSopa Seeing the Jets win the next 4 Super Bowls
I would say I like Subway footlongs cuz yanno, but then again, I'm a BK kinda guy.
Rex Ryan retweeted
Rex Ryan is a fan of Vol basketball freshman, Jarnell Stokes. #Size20Foot
#FactsWithoutWikipedia The Jets actually are going to Super Bowl XLVI @NOTSportsCenter #NOTSC
#boldpredictions BAL at NE. Neither team will win because the Jets are going to Super Bowl XLVI
#ThingsMLKWouldntApproveOf Raheem Morris and Hue Jackson getting fired. #BlackCoachesSuck
#youknowyourea90skidif Barack Obama wasn't president when you were born.
Rex looks like that dad who is way too hard on his kid because he never was good at anything when he was a kid.
#IWouldDoAnythingFor the Jets to fold/move to LA
Wait, @DouchyRandyMoss is following me!? So I'm in the same category as @DaRealOtisMoss right?
Does the real Rex Ryan have a twitter? Im in the mood to piss him off.
I predict I'll have 400 followers by the end of the day. @DouchyRandyMoss @PeytonsHead @FauxTrentDilfer @Drew_Brees_
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