BabyB, LPN @NurseNighttime
New grad👩⚕️💊💉 20~v sarcastic~learning how to take a chill pill Joined October 2018-
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Being an adult means being able to eat ice cream, naked in your kitchen after a long day at work bc why the fuck not!!
you know how many times I crashed the whip on this street in GTA???
you know how many times I crashed the whip on this street in GTA???
Any straight person who says “but where’s heterosexual pride” for the next month owes me $50, sorry I don’t make the rules, pay up
sorry i forgot to text you back i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better
yo ghosting is trash. tell me what the fuck is wrong with me. tell me why you’re leaving. tell me you’re not interested. bc let me tell you that constantly wondering why the hell you weren’t good enough over and over is the worst feeling.
It's so funny sexting guys bc you can literally just be chilling watching a movie or cleaning and they're over there going wild
I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, GSW will always mean gun shot wound to me and not golden state warriors #aslongasyoulovemay
Ppl think I’m nuts when I say I want to date to marry bc I’m 21.. like we don’t gotta get married fuckin tomorrow or even 3 years from now. But I just feel like there’s no point of building with someone and loving someone if you can’t picture a life with them?? Waste of time
This. This is why dating these days is the worst.
Any time you ask any of your medical pals/emergency services peeps the worst thing they've seen, they're sparing you from the actual worst thing they've seen. Trust.
People SLEEP on Walmart leggings/jeggings. They’re literally some of my favorites.
Can we PLEASE allow individuals over 75 eat whatever the fuck they want ??? Cmon stop being so god damn uptight
Ok so, I just got a tinder and have a few matches... My anxiety is making me want to jump off my roof!! It can't be that hard, right?? Lolol help
Started watching Ozark on Netflix around 9 and I'm accidentally still awake at 3AM. Not even mad, this show keeps you on edge
bridesmaid (to a waiter): what a beautiful wedding waiter: yes but what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is an anti-vaxxer
Started training at family medicine today and absolutely loved it! I felt as if I fit right in! Also, I got to come home and take a nap lol. I'm still working OT at urgent Care if I want since they are co-owned!
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PREACH 🙌🏻 same thing happens at my job! 🤬
@RN_Atheist I HATE THE "WELL YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS" BULLSHITTERY. I HAVE *ME* AND I MATTER.
One year ago today, my fiancé left me So. I traded my wedding dress for a blue gown; my veil for a hood. And finished my master’s degree Got a new car Got a new boyfriend Went to conferences Moved to an island Travel monthly And got my dream job Success is the best revenge
I’m dressed sort of butch today and a guy in a pickup truck just rolled down his window and yelled “go lgbt! my son is gay!” then almost crashed his car and I gotta tell you it was like the best interaction I’ve ever had with a guy in a pickup truck
Patient says something to daughter in native language. Me: “Does your father have a question?” Daughter: “He says he really likes you. He says the way you care for him makes him feel better about being in the hospital.”
My aunt-“you better pray your wedding isn’t the same day as your cousin’s graduation” Me-“this has been planned for two years, and we still aren’t sure she’s even going to graduate. So, suck my ass. IDGAF”
Resident intubated patient then tripped over vent and almost extubated them in front of their watching family members
My hospital is celebrating National Coming Out Day this Friday by giving everyone a rainbow scrub top to wear and honestly I love being part of a pediatric hospital that has a culture like this
My 2 year old is at the stage of potty training where she wants privacy but also has to sit for awhile before anything happens. The only person she’ll let in with her is her sister & so her sister asked if she could read books while they wait. They’re the best little people ❤️
Everytime I blink my laundry basket is full again
Was coding a cardiopulmonary arrest and trying to cut clothes off so I yelled at the med student with shears on him, “MED STUDENT, SCISSOR ME” and everyone looked at me in shock before I realize what I said in the heat of the moment
I’m starting to realize more and more that looking so young makes others not take me seriously upon first meeting. Some of the more difficult patients dismiss me at first when I try to educate or reassure them. Anyone else feel this way?
Walking down stairs at a parking ramp & Ruby trips. She’s holding my hand so she doesn’t fall but her banana flies out of her hand & launches over the bannister. Two...three...four...five seconds, falling six stories. Splat! Ruby is incredulous. “Whoa, Mama! Oh my GOSH!” 😂
If women were allowed to get mad and men were allowed to get sad we’d all be a lot happier overall.
This man just asked me to name one person who is vaccinated and does not have autism so if you’re vaccinated and don’t have autism like this to prove a point plz
A few years ago I had a bad finger spiral fracture. I was recently reminded of the hand specialist I saw, but more importantly, of the online review I wrote for him while I was still on painkillers. I checked—it’s still online. You’re welcome.
I still remember your whispers — not knowing it’ll be your last the fire in your eyes when we asked if we could intubate and you shook your head no the smell of the burning flesh when we cardioverted for the fourth time and the screams of your children when you finally let go
Pictured here is my dogs favorite neighbor. She stops and gets down on her level every time she sees my dog.
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