Ninja for Hire @OneTrueJones
Overweight & Under paid. In the bathroom, usually. Joined November 2009-
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Trying to watch a film but twitter keeps disturbing me. *throws blackberry at wall *nooooo! #instantregret
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My toilet, brought to you by Colon No.6 and Andrex.
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