whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

☭ 🇿🇦 on every spectrum South Africa Joined August 2018

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

a day ago

Waterboarded myself by having a drink while washing my hair

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2 weeks ago

White people are like "yo have you listened to that new Tyler, the Creator album?"

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 weeks ago

If this ever happens I'm dropping my airpods down my throat like a cartoon character swallowing a key

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 weeks ago

ah shit sorry dude I realise I'm going only 130 in a 120 zone, let me pull over to the yellow line on this leftward curve for you

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

a month ago

When someone asks the driving distance to someplace I use the "Number of PinkPantheress Songs" standard measurement

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a month ago

Relapsing into heterosexuality again

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

a month ago

Typed "IDGAF", then backspaced the "I" to let them know I really "DGAF"

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2 months ago

the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

3 months ago

SA having two different rules for traffic circles, which half the people know about and half don't, is a fucking neurodivergent nightmare

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3 months ago

Afr*k*n*rs will literally say shit like "why arrest [a cop that murdered an activist on behalf of the apartheid state], that was decades ago"

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

3 months ago

In a public bathroom every toilet stall could be unoccupied and a dude will still walk right up to my locked door and try to open it first

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 months ago

Getting annoyed but also slightly amused imagining the French probably calling The Simpsons some shit like "Le stupide mais comique famille jaune qui habite à Amerique"

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 months ago

There should be a calendar invite response called "Heisenberg" to indicate I may or may not be present in the meeting until you observe me

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 months ago

I had such high praises for Noam Chomsky until I learned he would scream insults and underpay his backup dancers on tour

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 months ago

I was today year's old when I found out "biopic" is actually pronounced "biopic" when I've been saying "biopic" this whole time.

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whitehat road rager @OptimistCommie

4 months ago

So woke that someone was talking about "male and female" today and I said "ahh yes the two genders" forgetting those were the actual mainstream two genders