Ash @OurDrunkFriend
I do a lot of stand up comedy in my head. I get a few laughs from the crowd. Joined November 2014-
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This is Uber Eats logic. Never received our food, and they kept the payment. Priceless. @UberEats @Uber_Support
Does anyone find it ironic how #robinhood is now robbin the poor and giving to the rich.
Dear Georgia, I know I’ve talked a lot of shit about you in the past, said hurtful things. But that was a few days ago, I’ve grown since then. Matured. Sincerely, #democrats
debt collectors lookin’ at @realDonaldTrump after the election
If @senatemajldr was a doctor you’d definitely ask for a 3rd and 4th opinion.
Can everyone agree to take like a 10 min break from fireworks my dogs really gotta pee
please never try to tell me racism isn’t alive and well in Montclair, NJ.
A whole lot of important people would suddenly be tied to a terrorist org.
A whole lot of important people would suddenly be tied to a terrorist org.
*year 2023* Waiter: so have you decided what you’d like to order? Me: yes, I’d like a roll of the 2020 Charmin Ultra please Waiter: wonderful year splendid choice
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I accidentally just liked a Nickelback song. I’m gonna have to throw away Spotify now
Im tired of all these fake ass people showing up to the gym after New Years. I’ve been a member here for like 20 minutes now and I see nothing but fake
Watching the impeachment debate in the House all day really drives home that Donald Trump is not an anomaly in the Republican Party but a perfect representation of it.
nobody: vegans: I only drink free range cage free almond milk
my gf just whispered I’m gonna murder you in your sleep. I love when she talks dirty to me
I was talking about getting a new watch & now I keep seeing ads for new watches. This shit happens all the time
@chrissyteigen We’re all in this fight together, Chrissy. That being said, I’ll respect your wishes and do my darndest to help make sure #PresidentPussyAssBitch doesn’t trend!!!
Saskia Bayas @BayaSask
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Gary Hayase @GaryHaya
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Christian @ismellikesoup
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Jacob Ludwig @JacobLudwig7
256 Followers 844 Following “Well, life’s a drive-thru bud. Gotta just...just keep moving forward.”
AmimiM @pixipicparties
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Anuja @DhawanAnuja
679 Followers 1K Following Co-founder @dubverse_ai | Making AI speakers Human | Cares a great deal about customer value
Chris DeLuca @cdeluca077
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Jasleen Matharu Fan C.. @JasleenFanClub
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Susan Mooreside @SusanMooreside
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Lizzy @thebigld22
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Jeff Ocala @iamjeffsloan
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Austin Kunselman @bmxrider915
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Brad Klik @klik_brad
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Who Approved This? @WhoApprovdThis
753 Followers 3K Following because some things make you wonder. Showcasing the very worst of bad design, weird products and everything else.
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159 Followers 340 Following Deep House, Traveling, & Intellectual people. Instagram@DanaKayTaucher
Summer Deyton @MarieDeyton
174 Followers 461 Following
Daily Python Tip 🐍.. @python_tip
41K Followers 152 Following One #python tip per day. Do you have any? Send it to https://t.co/AIPDodWr5i. Edited by @simecek, @karlafej, and... you?
Kyrsten Sinema @SenatorSinema
193K Followers 720 Following Official Twitter feed of U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema, serving Arizona.
Senator Joe Manchin @Sen_JoeManchin
355K Followers 943 Following U.S. Senator for #WV. Chairman of @EnergyDems. Please do not hesitate to contact me to share your commonsense ideas, concerns or if you need assistance.
It Could Happen Here @HappenHerePod
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Behind The Bastards @bastardspod
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Shopify Support @ShopifySupport
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Dogecoin @dogecoin
4.0M Followers 24 Following Dogecoin is an open source peer-to-peer cryptocurrency, favored by shibas worldwide. Elon Musk thinks we're pretty cool. [RTs are not endorsements]
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Sophie Rae Lichterman @why_sophie_why
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Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz
3.6M Followers 5K Following Representing the State of Texas in the United States Senate.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi
8.1M Followers 471 Following Representative for CA-11, fighting for the people of San Francisco. 52nd Speaker of the House. Wife, mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.
Christian @ismellikesoup
53 Followers 152 Following Firefighter, paramedic, workerouter, dog petting enthusiast, book reader, Not a Dad
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 720 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Jacob Ludwig @JacobLudwig7
256 Followers 844 Following “Well, life’s a drive-thru bud. Gotta just...just keep moving forward.”
Ben Shapiro @benshapiro
6.7M Followers 378 Following Daily Wire co-founder, host of @benshapiroshow, #1 NYT bestselling author, America’s #1 ex-rapper
Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle
4.7M Followers 469 Following Mom, author, host, The Ingraham Angle, 7p ET @FoxNews. Retweets do not = Endorsements
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
12.8M Followers 1 Following
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
Anthony Sabatini @AnthonySabatini
183K Followers 3K Following Republican Candidate for Congress (FL-11) | Chairman, @LakeGOP | Attorney, Sabatini Law Firm | Army Vet | @UF: BA ‘12, JD ‘17 | @ClaremontInst, Lincoln ‘21
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
13.1M Followers 39 Following Father, grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder, Clinton Foundation. Follow @ClintonFdn for more on our work around the world.
Dr. Vivek Murthy, U.S.. @Surgeon_General
1.1M Followers 187 Following 19th & 21st U.S. Surgeon General. Dad, husband, doctor, author. Dedicated to building a healthier, kinder, more connected world. https://t.co/GxSi2TxtAD
International Space S.. @Space_Station
8.3M Followers 183 Following NASA's page for the latest updates from the International Space Station. For the newest science, follow @ISS_Research. Verification: https://t.co/jSJ1pgS2xl
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2.2M Followers 611 Following The official administration account of Governor Andrew M. Cuomo. This account is archived. For updates from New York State, follow @nygov.
Ashley Flowers @Ash_Flowers
66K Followers 254 Following Host of @crimejunkiepod | Founder & CCO of @audiochuck | Founder of @season_justice | Author of #1 New York Times Bestseller ALL GOOD PEOPLE HERE
Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC
2.2M Followers 2K Following The official Twitter feed for United States Senator Lindsey Graham.
Rep. Matt Gaetz @RepMattGaetz
2.7M Followers 816 Following Official X for Congressman Matt Gaetz. Proud conservative who is honored to serve the First District of Florida. 🇺🇸
Bill Pascrell, Jr. �.. @BillPascrell
132K Followers 370 Following 🇺🇸 New Jersey’s Congressman, representing the Ninth District. @WaysMeansCmte member. Proud Patersonian
Eric Trump @EricTrump
4.4M Followers 1K Following Executive Vice President of The @Trump Organization. Husband to @LaraLeaTrump. Large advocate of @StJude Children's Hospital @TrumpWinery #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls
3.6M Followers 1K Following Mom of 4. Presidential Campaign Manager & Counselor. NYT #1 Bestselling Author. Fox News Contributor. Pollster. Jersey Girl. Yankees. Eagles. Corgis. USA.
Kayleigh McEnany 45 A.. @PressSec45
5.6M Followers 330 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Mike Pence @Mike_Pence
5.6M Followers 52 Following Husband, Father, Grandfather, Christian, Conservative, Republican- In That Order, 48th Vice President 🇺🇸
Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis
2.3M Followers 3 Following Governor of Florida. Husband to @CaseyDeSantis. Father to Madison, Mason, and Mamie. Iraq Veteran.
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan
5.0M Followers 4K Following Proudly serving Ohio's beautiful Fourth District. Chairman @JudiciaryGOP, @Weaponization. Fighting to #DoWhatWeSaid@BillAckman @SVB_Financial @jpmorgan @Citi hey man so if you hit return two times, it makes a thing called a paragraph separating out your points into chunks makes it easier to read, otherwise your points become something called a “wall-of-text” bullet points are helpful as well
@TomiLahren I’m a loyal follower but that is not fair. An 18 year old should not be buying guns. C’mon.
@GovAbbott @TexasDSHS @TDEM Wait a minute. Didn’t you ban mask mandates? Didn’t you downplay the impact of Covid? Didn’t you sue the federal govt over vaccine mandates? And now you want help? How’s that electric grid situation coming along?
@RandPaul I assume you will not request any federal aid since you have routinely voted against disaster aid for other states, right?
@ibphotokari @RandPaul And he didn't even have to beg. Biden was already on it!
@KellyannePolls Kellyanne. You don’t need to “resign”. You need to crawl back under the rock from which you’ve been hiding, and stay there. Your two options in public life are as follows- stay away and be quiet, or face the mountains of criticism & disdain your shameful tenure has earned you,
@Caitlyn_Jenner Please leave California. That will help the most.
Ruby saw the bug. She ate the bug. She had some thoughts. 😂
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@TomiLahren You obviously missed him test driving that new electric F150. He kicked ass. We have yet to see YOU do an interview where you didn't make a complete ass of yourself.
@AnthonySabatini Shouldn't you be injecting bleach sitting on a light bulb.
General note: I am late, horribly late in some cases, in responding to a number of DMs and signal messages and otherwise. Recent family shit is making it difficult to focus on the work I normally do outside of my podcast. If you reach out to me I am unlikely to respond quickly.
@TomiLahren No it was Matt Gaetz driving a mini van full of 17 year old girls to the CVS to get “Plan B”.
@TomiLahren Considering the majority of your followers think there’s a microchip in the vaccine, why are you trying to start crap. Odds are MAGA/Qnuts will think it’s a great idea bc “now they can track the illegals” since that’s what they believe the microchip is for in the first place. 1/
@TomiLahren Received a tip that Tomi is a fucking idiot, can anyone confirm?
@TomiLahren My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris take a “van of illegal kids” to be vaccinated at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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