jaundiced @OverbayTyler
just a regular guy Austin, TX Joined September 2018-
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Me, randomly thinking “I wonder what Gypsy Rose Blanchard is up to today”
Today I was talking with someone about the I35 overhaul in downtown Austin, but apparently Siri was eavesdropping
Doing a little shopping around Denver, thought of @jarvis_best
Just going through my kitchen while moving out and holy shit
I was shocked the last time I ordered a McDouble from McDonald’s. Like uhh, I think you made a mistake there lol. Hadn’t been back since
I was shocked the last time I ordered a McDouble from McDonald’s. Like uhh, I think you made a mistake there lol. Hadn’t been back since
Bye bye Subway, with Burger King barely surviving
Bye bye Subway, with Burger King barely surviving
I’ve been “in the process of moving” for 2 weeks now, meaning for about 80% of that time I have been sitting/laying around my apartment staring at the items that I need to pack and box up whilst thinking about how much I really don’t want to do that…
Idk why the fuck this guy is chiming in, his pitiful little island wasn’t even mentioned.
Idk why the fuck this guy is chiming in, his pitiful little island wasn’t even mentioned.
Throwback to this masterpiece (credit @dremicdre)
Throwback to this masterpiece (credit @dremicdre) https://t.co/6cHo07R2Hf
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Why you don’t f around on Rundberg Ln in North Austin
Why you don’t f around on Rundberg Ln in North Austin
Every time
I’m so very sorry this is happening to you
My first time driving through Austin since the ice storm hit and wow, did this thing fuck up our city royally
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