Jennifer K 🧜🏼♀️ @PDXJenni
Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. Joined November 2011-
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Heads up @trimet riders: one of the Hop card readers at the Tacoma & Johnson Creek station hasn’t been registering my taps for MONTHS. I’ve called customer service & hope it’ll be fixed soon, but when the fare checkers come around, this is going to be An Issue. Again.
Despite being the absolute epitome of a walking talking blonde joke without a horse dose of stimulant medication, I successfully interviewed & negotiated a position at a new firm in a new field of practice, to start 10/30/23, so hey. Not all bad, I guess.
Having finished @SophKWrites MORGAN IS MY NAME (I’ll write a full review soon), I’ve started @MillerMadeline CIRCE & I’m going to need a recommendation for a third “what if she’s not really a villain, she’s just in her revenge era” novel to round out this season.
60% done with MORGAN IS MY NAME by @SophKWrites and if Tressa & Alys don’t become a couple by the end of this trilogy, I will RIOT.
This finally explains the @midnight_pals post that I failed to entirely understand the other day...
This finally explains the @midnight_pals post that I failed to entirely understand the other day...
Devoured THE KISS QUOTIENT by @HHoangWrites in 2 days. Finished tonight in the blanket fort my kid made me because I was so over-peopled that I needed a cave to hide my autistic ass in for a while. Never have I cried reading a romance novel but I felt so SEEN in Stella. Amazing.
Y’all remember how some guy shot my house from my flag lot neighbor’s yard? And there’s still a bullet hole in my house? Guess who is continuing to be a fucking menace to my neighborhood!
Y’all remember how some guy shot my house from my flag lot neighbor’s yard? And there’s still a bullet hole in my house? Guess who is continuing to be a fucking menace to my neighborhood!
I have nearly 1,100 followers. If each of you gave $10 to this fundraiser (or directly to cldc.org, earmarked for E. Richter), the goal would be met & then some.
Hey Jen why have you never wanted to go to Burning Man? * 70K people who are * camping for a week * off grid entirely * in the desert while * on drugs What part of any of that sounds particularly fun? And now this.
Hey Jen why have you never wanted to go to Burning Man? * 70K people who are * camping for a week * off grid entirely * in the desert while * on drugs What part of any of that sounds particularly fun? And now this.
As student loan repayment nears, I am once again wondering if there's a market for confectionary adults who want to give money to companions for not-sex activities. Let's go to the museum, art gallery, opera, farmer's market & my loan gets paid. No nookie, just vibes.
Ok but why do these look like PR portraits for a punk bluegrass band from Portland/Denver/Austin? Top row: guitar & frontman. Bottom row: drummer & bassist. You’re not allowed to tell me I’m wrong on my birthday.
Ok but why do these look like PR portraits for a punk bluegrass band from Portland/Denver/Austin? Top row: guitar & frontman. Bottom row: drummer & bassist. You’re not allowed to tell me I’m wrong on my birthday.
Happy birthday to me and also to this thread. LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH.
Happy birthday to me and also to this thread. LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH.
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
alissa azar @AlissaAzar
51K Followers 2K Following Syrian Journalist• Covering right wing violence in the PNW • [email protected] • kolektiva & bsky- @AlissaAzar IG- @ R3volutiondaddy
MaryVarshini🏳️�.. @MaryVarshini108
3K Followers 4K Following Dogs, horses & intelligent people help me deal. Equal rights, equal justice, reproductive rights, fair votes, healthcare, climate & kindness. #UglyDogs #resist
Espy "There is always.. @esp1371
3K Followers 403 Following Lawyer, criminal justice reform advocate, political nerd, dog lover, and proud #uglydog. She/Her. Can also be found as @esp1371 at Mastadon and Bluesky.
🗽Sydette Cosmic Dr.. @Blackamazon
61K Followers 8K Following she/her your Gorgoness . the live child of Medusa, Cassandra, Fanny and the Tigress current : @usc searching Tatted Nerdy and Curvy
Quince Mountain @QuinceMountain
27K Followers 6K Following Adventure Athlete: 1st openly trans person Naked&Afraid/Iditarod - Musher: ’22 Rookie of the Year, Sportsmanship Award, Best Kept Team x2 - I ❤️ @blairbraverman
Jessica Mason Pieklo @Hegemommy
72K Followers 14K Following Executive Editor, SVP @RewireNewsGroup. Co-host of Boom! Lawyered podcast. SCOTUS nerd. I also write books. She/her [email protected]
ATAO Kennel @ATAOkennel
5K Followers 3K Following On Tanana land. Sled dog kennel of Will (trans, queer, he/him) and The Best Dogs, Iditarod 2021 veterans & buddies.
Sauchi aka Sasha @AK_Chick
2K Followers 3K Following @AlaskaChick on Spoutible @akchick on BlueSky @alaskachick on Mastodon #UglyDogs #AAMTFirefighter #LabradorRetrievers She/Her
Alexandra Erin | patr.. @AlexandraErin
44K Followers 1K Following Tentatively back, not very active. Follow me on Patreon ( https://t.co/mCPUYMru6e ) to keep up with me - you can follow for free under ... menu!
Becca @boothrebecca
1K Followers 944 Following Social Worker, broke 6 bones in one year, musher of 1.001 miles, ADHD, dogs, mom to MC, Snotty 🌈, and auntie. She/her #uglydogs
Akiva Cohen @AkivaMCohen
41K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/j4Mmx5LQ5T; https://t.co/3tGDQAvnEr
Otter Run @OtterRunKennel
9K Followers 235 Following Progressive sleddog team, home to happy dogs,Martha,Erin,Chad,T-Boone & Leda Schouweiler, 8x best kept team award recipient https://t.co/YfQ7Rh0Lop
toxic avenger @WolfyLola
190 Followers 983 Following (she / her) “People who talk about revolution and class struggle w/o referring explicitly to everyday life... such people have corpses in their mouths”
National NOW @NationalNOW
109K Followers 2K Following National Organization for Women - Official Twitter of the National NOW Action Center in Washington, D.C. Follows & RTs ≠ endorsements.
Melissa “Claudio”.. @MClaudioLewis
1K Followers 695 Following Reported antifa terrorist. Cop hater and lover of cats. Exmo advocate. Endlessly curious and occasional writer.
John Doerr @johnddoerr
371 Followers 1K Following No Gen Z in District 3, y’all aren’t remotely qualified to run a whole-ass city. Also, Elk Back 🦌
Johnn Thelefty @Johnnthelefty
15K Followers 2K Following Research & Report on right-wing extremism. Citizen journalist, photographer, activist, recovering addict, drug policy & criminal justice reform advocate
Marc Poris @marcporis
731 Followers 5K Following He/him. Working for police transparency and accountability in PDX. Member of Portland Copwatch. Opinions on here are my own.
Riot Dad @Ri0tDad
360 Followers 930 Following Your favorite PNW Everyday Antifascist Punk Rock Dad. He/Him, They/Them, Comrade/Anarchist. Mutual Aide in a Mutual Combat state. We keep us safe. FAFO.
Ashton @ashtonhwiebe
276 Followers 385 Following She/Her. Feminist. @WesternULaw & @UofRegina Business.
signals_of_disorder @SignalsDisorder
10 Followers 835 Following
FreePalestine @SchoolBoardBloc
4K Followers 941 Following Oregon+SW WA School Board Meeting Line-ups. Antifascist. Antiracist. Abolition. Email - [email protected]
Anarchist Jurisdictio.. @AntifaLittle
74 Followers 254 Following So called Portland, Oregon #ACAB #1312 #AllPowerToThePeople #EatTheRich #fuck12 #BLM #FTP
Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias
65K Followers 10K Following Senior reporter @HuffPost covering the far right. Writing for @AtriaBooks. Member @wgaeast. [email protected] or [email protected].
bluezr @KBluezr
8K Followers 4K Following terrorist child of darkness i'm not ignoring you i just don't check notifications on here. singal boosting 📡
Sub-par Josh @Angry_Geek
212 Followers 5K Following Gen X adjacent. Pro Union. He/Him/Dude. Husband. Dad. Always anti fascist. 🍉
Laura Loyd @laurels413
240 Followers 427 Following 31. Love Jesus, love others. Lawyer but no I won't rep you. Mainly tweet about my dog & Taylor Swift tbh.
Лісістрата .. @Lysistrata2022
3K Followers 5K Following Joyful American Bastard #NAFO #PNWBrigade #CIA #DIA unofficial neurologist for all brain-damaged fellas pronouncing nonsense left & right
revolution rising @RisingPDX
7K Followers 5K Following
Sydney @HatHats
180 Followers 1K Following Hoping my grave goods really mess with some future archaeologists.
Gusman @_Gusman_
711 Followers 3K Following #teamUnited #mufc #Reddevilcertified wedding planner and event organizer Houdini of the Hardwood
Critters 2(024) Go �.. @Critters2Go
1K Followers 5K Following We bring animals facts 2 you! Animal education & entertainment. Also, ran a small rescue & placement program for needy animals. See what we do next!
‼️@tiffanyjewel11.. @tiffanyjewel10
3K Followers 5K Following MUTAID mama, artist, activist. chronic illness, disability advocate. tenant organizer🔥 eat the rich ♿️🏳️🌈 NEW PATREON! PLZ SUPPORT @tiffanyjewel11.bsky
Cats of Raindrop Work.. @RDW_Cats
9 Followers 3 Following Once and Former Twitter of the Cats of Raindrop Works. Joining the exodus from Twitter due to Elon Musk's heavy handed authoritarianism making it unsafe to work
Hello! My Name Is: Hu.. @AKlein1981
1K Followers 4K Following Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
Tapati 🇺🇦 @tapati
1K Followers 4K Following Formerly homeless DV/IPV survivor, Bi Grandma with CVD & chronic pain, Cis/white, she-her pronouns. tapati2001 on Threads, grandmatapati on tumblr.
Nathan Johnston @dachibi
96 Followers 546 Following Me. Not you. Nor you over there. Just me. Don't expect anyone else, because I always be just me.
Evan Bedser @rubot42
137 Followers 2K Following
Anesthesiologists can.. @AKAChaosSonic
494 Followers 4K Following 35 Transfem femsexual enby. No pronouns. Gender is fake. Autistic. Stan Shamiko. Av by @caelestee
dinodoc 🟦🇺🇦�.. @dinodocl
402 Followers 717 Following Dinosaur aficionado. Star Wars nut. Creature Restoration Expert.
Wicked Mama @wickedheartxo1
281 Followers 910 Following
Brandy Mai @crisistalker
4K Followers 5K Following she/her | trauma-informed attorney and emergency manager | mom x 4 | AuDHD/c-PTSD | S. Louisiana native | tweets ≠ legal advice | I’m real fun at parties.
Anna Keesey @AnnaKeesey
615 Followers 3K Following Not a robot, not a girl. Writer, mother, teacher, gardener. Priority of the foregoing in constant fluctuation. Largely responsible for LITTLE CENTURY.
Deborah Marine @avian5dm
274 Followers 2K Following
Jaimee Baliton @jaimeebaliton
486 Followers 2K Following Tech worker in support ops; promotes safe spaces and data governance. Creates art sometimes. Posts mine unless stated. 🔗✨🏳️🌈 / 🎮@minshike 🧑🏻🎨@obscubrio
Frank Erickson @FrankErickson
61 Followers 991 Following
EggLayingMammal @EggLayingMammal
35 Followers 143 Following
Sara Tait @saratait
334 Followers 979 Following Travel, cocktails, gardening, hockey, books (me gusta leer) & legal research in Portland OR area.
CJ // they/them/their.. @mechamangamonky
256 Followers 4K Following they/them • music, comp sci • AuDHD haver • ❤️💙🐶
@[email protected] @Hygelak
51 Followers 501 Following Jason's a street-captain in ANTIFA. He likes stories, and wishes he could write as wonderfully as half of the things he reads/watches/plays.
Robert Evans (The Onl.. @IwriteOK
264K Followers 1K Following I make many, many podcasts for Cool Zone Media. You can find things I've written at Bellingcat, New Lines Magazine, Rolling Stone, Business Insider, and more.
DoneHat @Popehat
315K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
John Scalzi @scalzi
194K Followers 529 Following I enjoy pie. I'm not here anymore. Where else to find me online: https://t.co/xZNmFdgKfj…
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Shepherd @NeolithicSheep
37K Followers 394 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.
Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Imani Gandy (Orca’s.. @AngryBlackLady
265K Followers 2K Following Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
mac_b52 @mac_b5
2K Followers 231 Following Spoiler Alert: The dog dies at the end. WARNING: May contain swearwords. @mac_b5 everywhere He/him
Alex Zielinski @alex_zee
56K Followers 1K Following But, why? Portland city govt reporter, @opb. Past words: @portlandmercury @sacurrent @wcp Past lives: TX, DC, CA 📬 [email protected]
Louisa 🌈👭 @LouisatheLast
41K Followers 2K Following Big mean sweaty dyke just looking for trouble. Friend of Garak. Cis-ish, she/her, graphic designer, race traitor, obesity glorifier. Opinions all mine. 🌹🍞🌹
darth™ @darth
217K Followers 4K Following not the darth you are looking for @[email protected] @darthbluesky.bsky.social
T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette
112K Followers 969 Following Ex-computers guy, then decade as a First Amendment trial attorney in NC+TX, now #InHouse for BigTech. Husband & dog+cats dad. Proud alum of @NCCU and @NCState.
alissa azar @AlissaAzar
51K Followers 2K Following Syrian Journalist• Covering right wing violence in the PNW • [email protected] • kolektiva & bsky- @AlissaAzar IG- @ R3volutiondaddy
Espy "There is always.. @esp1371
3K Followers 403 Following Lawyer, criminal justice reform advocate, political nerd, dog lover, and proud #uglydog. She/Her. Can also be found as @esp1371 at Mastadon and Bluesky.
🗽Sydette Cosmic Dr.. @Blackamazon
61K Followers 8K Following she/her your Gorgoness . the live child of Medusa, Cassandra, Fanny and the Tigress current : @usc searching Tatted Nerdy and Curvy
Katie Mack @AstroKatie
411K Followers 4K Following Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. @TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Cis. She/her. Dr. https://t.co/x5ErK7B0CB
Quince Mountain @QuinceMountain
27K Followers 6K Following Adventure Athlete: 1st openly trans person Naked&Afraid/Iditarod - Musher: ’22 Rookie of the Year, Sportsmanship Award, Best Kept Team x2 - I ❤️ @blairbraverman
Apayauq 🏳️⚧.. @Apayauq1
26K Followers 1K Following Aġnainġiq - Inupiaq/norwegian - She/Her - Queer - 1st Trans Woman Iditarod Musher - ssbm🦊 - 26 - IG: huskyderp #stopcopcity #LandBack #MMIWGT2S #freepalestine
Rabbi Danya Ruttenber.. @TheRaDR
151K Followers 2K Following Rabbi, award-winning author. Newest 📚 ON REPENTANCE & REPAIR. 🌱 Spirituality + justice missives, Life is a Sacred Text💥Collective liberation or bust. she/her
Anne Thériault @anne_theriault
87K Followers 4K Following putting the hag in hagiographer - please send any inquiries, compliments, and unsolicited advice to [email protected]
XoloYolo @Kohzkah503
182 Followers 73 Following
Лісістрата .. @Lysistrata2022
3K Followers 5K Following Joyful American Bastard #NAFO #PNWBrigade #CIA #DIA unofficial neurologist for all brain-damaged fellas pronouncing nonsense left & right
KLK_Seattle @SeattleKlk
49 Followers 109 Following
Alexander Reid Ross @areidross
14K Followers 4K Following Teaching @GeogPDX | EC @FRANetwork | fellow @ncri_io | New book https://t.co/tXDEuB89K9 Latest: "Geopolitics and Far-Right Ideology" https://t.co/RYScaZeUHl
2LessLegz @2LessLegz
533 Followers 378 Following One And Only "2LessLegs" Disabled Canna Activist/Event Producer. Feat; Dope Magazine, Oregon Leaf, Benzinga, Vice. Stand Up Comedian (#LongCovid Life Now)
revolution rising @RisingPDX
7K Followers 5K Following
Melissa “Claudio”.. @MClaudioLewis
1K Followers 695 Following Reported antifa terrorist. Cop hater and lover of cats. Exmo advocate. Endlessly curious and occasional writer.
Clara @thatclarafied
5K Followers 963 Following TV writer, Comedian, yes you've seen me on Tiktok 🏳️🌈
The Nothings @COZCApdx
852 Followers 310 Following I identify as nothing. it's nice, no one hates our group of nothings. Nothing to hate nothing to love. Join "The Nothings" today.
Create Alliances for .. @SamAsIAm
5K Followers 921 Following If you are aware of our unprecedented situation and ongoing dystopic exploitation, also be aware of the resources newly available to humanity, to counter it.
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
KC Davis @KCDavisSays
9K Followers 34 Following Author of How to Keep House While Drowning, host of the Struggle Care Podcast, domesticblisters on tiktok. Get the book at https://t.co/cCOOijiJwi
Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy
33K Followers 1K Following journalist, shitposter, author. book: Culture Warlords. subscribe to my newsletter. broke ass jewess. say hi: talialavinwrites at gmail dot com
Lar @lartist
20K Followers 672 Following https://t.co/vv1SasbZ9s - New comics seven days a week! - he/him/unca I draw a lot of random cartoons. I have a Redbubble. If you want one on a thing, just ask.
Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson
127K Followers 2K Following Brooklyn 9-9 • The Good Place • The Baby-Sitters Club • DuckTales • Jumanji • Kong:Skull Island • Kings of Summer • Parks & Rec • Finding 'Ohana • Sparks Nevada
Courtney Milan 🦖 @courtneymilan
69K Followers 1K Following I write books about carriages, corsets, and smartwatches. Mother of (emoji) dinosaurs 🦖🦕. 羽生結弦 fan. ISU anti. She/her.
Ari Cohn @AriCohn
32K Followers 4K Following First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @techfreedom. Illini/music junkie/oofnik. Tweets my own. https://t.co/rn0IYL5Mr2 https://t.co/F6NjdYqLaQ
Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
Laura Loyd @laurels413
240 Followers 427 Following 31. Love Jesus, love others. Lawyer but no I won't rep you. Mainly tweet about my dog & Taylor Swift tbh.
dc emc @dc_emc
18 Followers 81 Following DMV/NoVa. Cat mom. Lifelong weather fan looking to better understand wx phenomenons and forecasting.
Benjamin Gold @Benjami28944744
151 Followers 3K Following
L🐝📚🌸⚖️ @friendshipesq
2K Followers 880 Following cool girl attorney. formerly @bungie 🎮, @educationMN 💪, and 🎵 teacher. co-host @booksandbaddies. contributor @wordswhiskeypod. opinions are my own. 💜💙🩷
i keep the wolf from .. @3rdchancelife
537 Followers 537 Following Lawyer. She/her. Queer/poly/kink content occasionally. Geriatric millennial. Grumpy old anarchist. Just out here living that NPC life.
julie ingersoll @julieingersoll
6K Followers 3K Following Author: Building God's Kingdom & Professor. Spending more time on Bluesky these days (same username). It'll be better when you're there. HMU for an invite code
Counter Cult Coalitio.. @CoalitionCult
167 Followers 128 Following Counter Cult Coalition's mission is to affect public policy to better protect children harmed by cult involvement.
Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger
30K Followers 656 Following queer • narcoleptic • disaster gay 🏳️🌈• one page RPGs • author ONCE UPON A TOME (Transworld, 2022) • he/him • 🔞 •
Spooks @themarissafish
13 Followers 95 Following
Alyssa @LyssaPearl
495 Followers 147 Following stay-at-home mom, part-time pancreas. always tired. #adhd #t1d
JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise
5K Followers 720 Following A cruise full of music, comedy, gaming & general nerdery. Sails March 2-9th, 2025 from Ft. Lauderdale to Half Moon Cay, Puerto Rico & St. Maarten #jococruise
Mass Shooters Follow .. @dontgetkettled
13K Followers 775 Following Normandale shooting content warning. Antifascist, antiracist, traffic corker, survivor, supernova. Out of your homes and into the streets. https://t.co/8S6PVhlSkX
Catieosaurus 🔜 NoC.. @CatieOsaurus
43K Followers 2K Following TTRPGs & Neurodivergent Advocate and Certified Sex Educator. Both type of dungeons. 280 million served. Likes coffee. she/they 🏳️🌈 [email protected]
Michael McGurl Has Al.. @Michael_McGurl
434 Followers 1K Following Nerd, Skeptic, Lawyer, Protector of The Realm and Vanquisher of Monsters! Opinions are my own and not attributable to my employer. RT≠ endorsements.
Kevin Casini @KCEsq
2K Followers 718 Following "Another lawyer," according to the Wall St Journal 16 GREEN BAG 2D 111 (2012)
K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler
14K Followers 66 Following Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her.
Cas @PinglarPrints
1 Followers 4 Following Parent with ADHD here to talk about the shit nobody else does.
Your Tiny Journalist .. @thewayoftheid
43K Followers 2K Following @BlockClubChi’s Award-winning Bronzeville Reporter. @HeadlineClub board. @NerdgasmNoire’s Low End Kid. Dorothy Parker enthusiast. @HoodFeminism 4eva. FTN.
@rabbiariel@mastodon... @RavArielStone
651 Followers 1K Following
Maintenance Phase @MaintenancePod
99K Followers 151 Following Debunking the junk science behind health fads, wellness scams and nonsensical nutrition advice. Co-hosted by @yrfatfriend and @rottenindenmark.
You Are Good @youaregoodpod
19K Followers 997 Following A feelings podcast about movies. @remember_sarah + @alexsteed (tweets) + @carekendrick Logo by @elclimo
Johnn Thelefty @Johnnthelefty
15K Followers 2K Following Research & Report on right-wing extremism. Citizen journalist, photographer, activist, recovering addict, drug policy & criminal justice reform advocate
ohio state is a women.. @Iovelandfrog
673 Followers 792 Following sports lesbian. blurry jpeg enthusiast. cis. she/her.
@saraterror.bsky.soci.. @HorrorNails
861 Followers 1K Following Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia). ADHD chaos muppet. cPTSD. Queen of Seahorse Penises. Queer AF. Boob monster.
New housesit left me a chocolate cake so that’s the bar you need to clear now.
Yall really let me walk around like Jeanette from Alvin and the Vhipmunks and weren’t gonna tell me
The view from my bed. God I am glad to be out of the land of palm trees, cement, and neon.
Repacking for the fourth time, still can't quite fit it all in the personal item bag. I'm going to keep winnowing things down. One pair of leggings is good enough for two days, right? 🤔👍
Hi Twitter . Yep I deleted . I basically will be periodically re activating to prevent a god damn deluge and impersonation accounts . Also I have Blue hair now
No! @PPSConnect : you figure something out! the needs of the teachers who are 1) all educated 2) experienced and 3) dedicated to teaching our children have been clearly stated! meet those needs!
RIP to the best and snuggliest baby girl ever. Raven 2005-2023
we won best Indigenous short at Bend film festival. and we are qualified for the academy award.
Since it was just our anniversary
Currently being bombared by the two flavors of neurodivergent children at once as I try to put pants on the one dancing in the backyard while the other follows me reciting every detail of every toy on her xmas list.
Truth in journalism: in fact Bastian DID make me a book “of all the things Mama loves…” Then handed it to me with a tired artist face & shrugged: “…it’s mostly peacocks and spaceships.” Which tbh is entirely legit. I fucking LOVE peacocks & spaceships. Me to a T.
I MADE YOU A BOOK FULL OF ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE, MAMA, AND THE FIRST ONE IS A GIRAFFE WHO’S HEART IS FULL OF SO SO MUCH LOVE WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I MADE YOU A BEAUTIFUL PRESENT
I have been reliably informed it is a giraffe.
So...I got my diploma today from @uoregon. It's official, I have my Master's of Science in Multimedia Journalism!!!
9 yo Charlotte is alive and going home and knew she was being rescued. I am so glad to hear. ♥️
@influenya @adhdjesse So ADD has actually stopped being used as a diagnosis upon the discovery of the actual statistics of ADHD types. It’s all been ADHD this whole time.
@short_straw @daganshani1 @sama Well, I’ll give them one thing, they probably know how to check their email.
Things I didn't know would be meaningful or possible: being cited in a Disney history book.
Today our 8 year old was talking about nightmares and said “I have bad producers in my brain” And that’s what it is like to be an LA child.
Picketing has gone on long enough that we are back to needing jackets in the morning
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