Michael Harris @ParallelMike
Catholic. Husband. Father. Traditionalist. Digital Craftsman. Entrepreneur. KofC. bamboo.dev Cleveland, OH Joined November 2021-
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2yo: “I’m two years old!” 3yo: “and I’m 3 and we don’t rip books anymore!” 2yo: “yeah, I saw a spider!”
“You can have $9,000,000, or $0.” Kevin: “I’ll take $0 so I don’t have to pay 10%”
“You can have $9,000,000, or $0.” Kevin: “I’ll take $0 so I don’t have to pay 10%”
“I dunno bud, I think that’s too far.” 3yr old: “no, it’s one far!”
You all understand that the AI bubble is about to pop, right? And when it does all the hiring managers, who have been holding their breath waiting for the AI miracle, will take a deep breath, realize in horror that they are badly understaffed, and start hiring programmers with…
Father asks child, “where did the cookies that were in the cookie jar go?” having seen what happened. Atheist: The father must be an idiot.
Father asks child, “where did the cookies that were in the cookie jar go?” having seen what happened. Atheist: The father must be an idiot.
I’ll die on this hill
Today I remembered the beautiful story of a child who one day told Pope Benedict XVI that his family did not go to Mass. I'm sure the parents were mortified that their first communicant told the pope this! The Holy Father responded so beautifully. According to a priest friend who…
This is a joke but it’s really how urban renewal and traffic engineers killed our cities.
This is a joke but it’s really how urban renewal and traffic engineers killed our cities. https://t.co/8njmJHWQqO
This is what @Cleveland needs to do to Mayfield Rd.
This is what @Cleveland needs to do to Mayfield Rd.
IIS is wonderful, guys. Things I've learned recently... 1. (couple months ago) Just because your IIS Site is Started, doesn't mean it's actually running. 2. (today) Just because your IIS Site is Stopped, doesn't mean it's not actually running. Microsoft can't stop winning!
There is no place where it is always autumn 🤯
There is no place where it is always autumn 🤯
Our kids were all enthralled at the @ClevelandArt museum
Centering our entire civilization on 3-ton motorized easy chairs (cars) rather than human beings is one of the worst decisions in our history. It imposes enormous political, economic, social and health costs most people don’t ever think about or even see.
Centering our entire civilization on 3-ton motorized easy chairs (cars) rather than human beings is one of the worst decisions in our history. It imposes enormous political, economic, social and health costs most people don’t ever think about or even see. https://t.co/JfoVaeAhN3
all i do now is stare at my baby or stare at photos of my baby *while* holding my baby. it’s even better than ppl promised. the birth rate crisis is insane—this is the best drug ive ever taken, how is everyone not clamoring to get some of this stuff?
Thin skin, indeed.
@dhh I was told once that the God of all creation is addressed as Father, which is the greatest title a man can aspire to in life.
The reason you can so easily pull all-nighters in college is because you’re supposed to be having kids at that age.
The reason you can so easily pull all-nighters in college is because you’re supposed to be having kids at that age.
Having kids has been far easier and better than I expected. I debated writing about this four years ago when our first was born, but held off. Thought about it again two years ago after our second. With three kids under four now, my conviction has only grown. It's time:
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