jane doe @ParsnipButter
Just a normal, average, non-descript person. Semper ubi sub ubi. Joined March 2012-
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Trump: “So, I just wanna say H2O is essentially water… I’ve been seeing that term H2O and I just wanna say, that essentially means water.” Dumbest. Motherfucker. Ever.
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WOW! "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" has just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Donald Trump is gonna have a meltdown tonight! 😂 This is a Must-Watch! 🔥
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Follow the plan!
Due to the unmitigated gall of @WeAreSinclair, I have dumped their stock, cancelled all my @Disney subscriptions and dumped their stock, and cancelled 2 cruises for the family. @jimmykimmel deserves better than spineless corporate hacks.
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RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
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Give me a hug if you agree
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Charlie Kirk, who flunked out of Community College claimed that Ketanji Brown Jackson who has a Juris Doctor, cum laude from Harvard didn't have the brain processing power to go to college. Charlie Kirk was a racist.
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On this day in 1993, Dead Can Dance released their sixth studio album “Into the Labyrinth” featuring singles “Yulunga“ “The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove" and “The Carnival Is Over"
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Thank you, whomever wrote this.
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Won’t you join me? 🤚🏾🤚🏾
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Please donate to Allison’s GoFundMe. It’s the 1st response on this thread. Thank you and God Bless you. Good evening. I’m Glenn Davis. I’m the father of Allison Davis. She’s 13 years old and has Cancer. It’s Leukemia, Chronic Myeloid Leukemia also called CML. This is an…
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Manifest the hell out of this. 🙏🙏
I have a home library. Probably around 2,000 books. Question: Does having 3 books of The Very Hungry Caterpillar count as 3 separate books or one book with 2 additional copies? One of those books is sticky from the grape jelly incident.
I get between 20 to 30 spam DMs a day. I report and block every single one. I do this so that these MFers are kicked off and don’t bother anyone else. FYI, this includes the Drumpf spam DMs for the shit he’s shilling.
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"We Are MAGA" [Music Video]
Someone asked how old I am. I am “I-used-to-cut-45s-off-the-back-of-cereal-boxes” old. My favorite was “Sugar, Sugar” by The Archie’s. I still have it.
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Maybe it’s just me, but I’d much rather have an entire undocumented immigrant family with two happy trans kids living right next door to me than a white supremacist or a racist MAGA lunatic any day of the week.
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I’d give up my last dollar to have four more years of sleepy joe back, because that meant we all could sleep at night.
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