Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath
He’s Pat; she’s Math; we’re it. FOLLOW the pied pipers of rambling - two truth seekers in a world of lies. All clips on YT. Tiktok: @PatAndMath. Website soon! London, England Joined April 2020-
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@nw_nicholas Oh know will that effect his guitar and singing career. What a blow.
Tbf on people who think my characters are real... Michael is real.
When what the police should in fact be doing is stopping the Gray investigation on the basis that it potentially compromises a police investigation.
Speak for yourself! HAHAHA I HATE MYSELF
This hasagedreally badly.not one single promise made has been met. #BrexitDisaster
Cuh. #Brexit, eh? Deal? No deal? Even an #Australia type deal (aka #NoDealBrexit) - you might as well ask, “how long is a piece of string?” So we did. Watch it here. Or here youtu.be/CuFGX6ql2T0 . Or both. Who knows anymore? Just retweet it, yeah? CHEERS. #2MOPAM #string #FF
Right then: time to neglect that Christmas dog.
Jealous of people who have so much storage space that they don't know where gifts are hidden
All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!

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