PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

She/they. Sci-fi/fantasy writer, SQL DBA, writer, meganerd, progressive, queer, non-binary, single mom, Texan, Jewish, non-neurotypical, horses, fandoms writingwhilehuman.com DFW, Texas Joined September 2014

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PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

6 months ago

My friend Deb, a lifelong horse rescue activist, lost her magnificent horse Scarlett (and almost lost her other horse) to blister beetle poisoning. She is now facing a $12,000 vet bill. I am running a GoFundMe for her. Please pass along! gofund.me/7511d25d

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PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

9 months ago

okay guys this place sucks, I’m out. You can find me at penpaladin.bsky.social

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PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

9 months ago

I just don’t like onions.

Didiiiiiiii @Didiiiiiiiiii_

9 months ago

I just don’t like onions.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV

9 months ago

REJOICE WITH ME, INTERNET! Doc confirms that Cancer-Bob has shrunk substantially and is, quote, “squishier!” The chemo is working!

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Peter Shore @pshore73.bsky.social @pshore73

9 months ago

OH: " The natural predator of a data center is a backhoe."

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Bo Bolander @BBolander

9 months ago

i'm going to hollow out an economist and live inside their gutted ribcage like a smurf in a toadstool

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Micro SF/F stories @MicroSFF

9 months ago

"So, what's the weather like at your place?" The demon in the pentagram looked perplexed. "Why?" "Just making conversation," the sorceror said. "Same as always," the demin said, "sulfur and acid, heat and howling winds." "That's Hell for you." "Hell? No, we demons live on Venus."

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PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

9 months ago

Avril Lavigne isn’t real?

Travis Chapman @Travispaints

9 months ago

Avril Lavigne isn’t real?

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Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV

9 months ago

As usual, I believe this absolutely about every other human on earth.

Basho Society @BashoSociety

9 months ago

As usual, I believe this absolutely about every other human on earth.

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those feratu 🇵🇸 @onigirlsimp

9 months ago

This anon wasn’t roasted they were fucking ATOMIZED

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United Farm Workers @UFWupdates

9 months ago

One day after a “thirst strike” day of activism, the Asuncion Valdivia Heat Safety and Prevention Act was reintroduced. This bill is named after a farm worker killed by heat in 2004. We look forward to a day when rules like these are not written in blood. ufw.org/farm-workers-d…

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PenPaladin Jules @PenPaladin

9 months ago

I heard about the best book club. You assign a book, no one reads it, then when you get together, you talk about what you read instead of that book.

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9 months ago

😑 You know it hurts

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9 months ago

😑 You know it hurts

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9 months ago

Ok but I would really like to not have the trauma responses anymore

book quotes 📖 @bookpoets

9 months ago

Ok but I would really like to not have the trauma responses anymore

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Data Enthusiast with focus on SQL Server, co lead @data_wit and @TriPASSNC. My views do not reflect views of my employer. She/Her.

Mala Mahadevan @sqlmal

3K Followers 642 Following Data Enthusiast with focus on SQL Server, co lead @data_wit and @TriPASSNC. My views do not reflect views of my employer. She/Her.

Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter @nameshiv

69K Followers 3K Following Storyteller. Ignyte, Nebula, Hugo finalist. Work in @strangehorizons, @Slate, @LightspeedMag etc. https://t.co/xqnEcDvKdR

Big Bearded PowerShell Data Automation MVP x2, Blogger, Speaker, Data Saturdays PSConfEU, dbatools, dbachecks, dbatoolsMoL https://t.co/L7s4cMvElO

Rob He/Him - Not an A.. @sqldbawithbeard

8K Followers 2K Following Big Bearded PowerShell Data Automation MVP x2, Blogger, Speaker, Data Saturdays PSConfEU, dbatools, dbachecks, dbatoolsMoL https://t.co/L7s4cMvElO

Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)

Peter Shore @pshore73.. @pshore73

2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)

$Database\theme park writer, speaker, influencer. https://t.co/XeiAnCTIES editor and Data Platform MVP All reasonable opinions are mine! https://t.co/hRZRZ8KSlH$

Louis Davidson @drsql

4K Followers 2K Following Database\theme park writer, speaker, influencer. https://t.co/XeiAnCTIES editor and Data Platform MVP All reasonable opinions are mine! https://t.co/hRZRZ8KSlH

Certified Azure Data Engineer, IDERA ACE 2019, climbing enthusiast, and lots of other useful skills. Speaker, blogger, photographer.

Leslie @landrews5807

1K Followers 990 Following Certified Azure Data Engineer, IDERA ACE 2019, climbing enthusiast, and lots of other useful skills. Speaker, blogger, photographer.

@sqlbek’s food taster | #sqlfamily | Microsoft MVP, Data Platform | #Redgate100 | singing girl | she/her | just my opinions | @dgmelkin@dataplatform.social

Deborah Melkin @dgmelkin

Senior DBA, 20+ years experience.
Views are entirely my own unless stated otherwise.
He/him.
Same name on https://t.co/MNAgHOHLyg
Mastodon: @arrowdrive@techhub.social

Anders Pedersen @arrowdrive

1K Followers 593 Following Senior DBA, 20+ years experience. Views are entirely my own unless stated otherwise. He/him. Same name on https://t.co/MNAgHOHLyg Mastodon: @[email protected]

I work at Microsoft on the Database Docs team 🏳️‍⚧️ Not a “he” #AzureDataCommunity #ActuallyAutistic #Actor #Writer #Queer #NonBinary. Find me on Mastodon.

Randolph West is not .. @_randolph_west

509 Followers 423 Following I work at Microsoft on the Database Docs team 🏳️‍⚧️ Not a “he” #AzureDataCommunity #ActuallyAutistic #Actor #Writer #Queer #NonBinary. Find me on Mastodon.

L_ N___ @sqL_handLe

2K Followers 3K Following n–n–no… nobody's fault but mine. virtue signaler; seasoned database systems scientician; he/him.

Justin Dearing @zippy1981

2K Followers 4K Following He/Him/His. Karateka. Landlord. Programmer. Husband, Dad. Today is a good day to die!

SQL Goddess of Destruction (she/her). Data Mangler for a company that does things. Opinions are my own, unless I stole them fair and square from someone else.

@[email protected].. @sqlgrrl

2K Followers 1K Following SQL Goddess of Destruction (she/her). Data Mangler for a company that does things. Opinions are my own, unless I stole them fair and square from someone else.

Sr Database Dev @AbarcaHealth, Data Platform MVP, @FosterFamilyNC, @volunteerforGAL, MHFA Certified, @DATA_DEI, @TriPassNC, MH Resources https://t.co/2oBMFHUyfW

Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano

2K Followers 706 Following Sr Database Dev @AbarcaHealth, Data Platform MVP, @FosterFamilyNC, @volunteerforGAL, MHFA Certified, @DATA_DEI, @TriPassNC, MH Resources https://t.co/2oBMFHUyfW

Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

Joey D'Antoni @jdanton

4K Followers 2K Following Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. I like animals and tweeting a lot. She/they, either works. Queer, ND, and probably watching a horror movie.

Hillary Monahan (Some.. @HillaryMonahan

15K Followers 2K Following Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. I like animals and tweeting a lot. She/they, either works. Queer, ND, and probably watching a horror movie.

Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @centric by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed

2K Followers 926 Following Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @centric by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

Food snob, wine, bourbon and stout lover, basset hound owner and a SQL Server Database geek that loves data. These opinions are my own. She/Her. WEAR A MASK!

Tamera Clark @tameraclark

2K Followers 2K Following Food snob, wine, bourbon and stout lover, basset hound owner and a SQL Server Database geek that loves data. These opinions are my own. She/Her. WEAR A MASK!

Azure Fast Track Engineer @Microsoft. One Tenacious DBA. Enjoy the mountains, Celtic/highland games, & time with the family. Opinions are my own. He/Him

Daniel Taylor | DBABu.. @DBABullDog

2K Followers 2K Following Azure Fast Track Engineer @Microsoft. One Tenacious DBA. Enjoy the mountains, Celtic/highland games, & time with the family. Opinions are my own. He/Him

Jeff Rush (He/Him) �.. @jeffrush

2K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Powerlifter.

Data Architect, #SQLFamily, former PASS volunteer,
RBall/Pball enthusiast, Dirt bike fanatic, Pedal Biker, Hiker
joined twitter 2:17 PM May 13th 2008

TJay Belt @tjaybelt

3K Followers 878 Following Data Architect, #SQLFamily, former PASS volunteer, RBall/Pball enthusiast, Dirt bike fanatic, Pedal Biker, Hiker joined twitter 2:17 PM May 13th 2008

Shashaez @Shashaez122393

0 Followers 99 Following

Kelly Jones @KellyJo6016729

0 Followers 908 Following

Matthew Haskell @haskell05_matt

7 Followers 32 Following

_JaneD_2S @2sJaned20022

23 Followers 2K Following

el_fili_mon @el_fili_mon

6 Followers 20 Following Fakemon creator

Thetate @Thetate26580

13 Followers 2K Following #32

GillRichardson @4346nd1X7Ul6o

54 Followers 717 Following 💗💗Follow me back💗💗 Nice to meet you🌹🌹🌹 Can you make friends with me🥰🥰

Gethasm @Gethasm157756

9 Followers 2K Following Creating fun moments !

〰 @yeasuremaybe

73 Followers 673 Following

Neytea @Neytea457419

8 Followers 3K Following #35

Am a professional rendering my service to help and assist all orphanages to get to their fit and assist them to get the right donors for there campaign

Joey Kendra @JoeyKendra74309

536 Followers 5K Following Am a professional rendering my service to help and assist all orphanages to get to their fit and assist them to get the right donors for there campaign

Frederick Lake @fredericklake_

4 Followers 53 Following Just a cosmetologist, studying fashion design, and catching Pokémon in my spare time.

Anonymous4859 @anonymous5948

1 Followers 818 Following

Dallas DBAs @Dallas_DBAs

153 Followers 82 Following A database consultancy in TX, serving clients all over the USA.

A low-code start-up from Brisbane, Australia. ☀️ Rapidly build custom business applications on top of a MySQL DB. 🚀 More info and free download on https://t.co/P4biCPe0mt

Five.Co @FiveDotCo

1K Followers 5K Following A low-code start-up from Brisbane, Australia. ☀️ Rapidly build custom business applications on top of a MySQL DB. 🚀 More info and free download on https://t.co/P4biCPe0mt

#ActuallyAutistic, mother, atheist, furry, nonbinary, poly/pan, transhumanist. I write. 🔞 Forming a polypile w/ @BixieZelkova. I hate this site.

mom4mom🔞 @MostLikelyToRun

85 Followers 540 Following #ActuallyAutistic, mother, atheist, furry, nonbinary, poly/pan, transhumanist. I write. 🔞 Forming a polypile w/ @BixieZelkova. I hate this site.

Music Nerd, Paleontology, Weird History, Local Folklorist, Former Radio Host, Spreader of Knowledge, fan of SpongeBob and Juan Carlos Bodoque. He/Him.

Matt McClellan @Mattmcclellan1R

1K Followers 5K Following Music Nerd, Paleontology, Weird History, Local Folklorist, Former Radio Host, Spreader of Knowledge, fan of SpongeBob and Juan Carlos Bodoque. He/Him.

Joshua Higginbotham @jhiggs_data

588 Followers 900 Following Senior Architect @ Centric Consulting | Data Platform MVP | Co-Chapter Leader Louisville Data Technology Group | He/Him

whosaidwhattowho @okterrific1977

239 Followers 1K Following Peekaboo 😜

DaBeliever Unbothered @Dabeliever1941

9 Followers 41 Following

Cis str8 He/Him💍💍Supports accessible, diverse, and inclusive #ttrpgs #SuicidePrevention hotline☎️998🙏 🫂No Hate Love one another
🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿 🇺🇦🇸🇩🐳🐝🟦☁️

🍉Auld Shane Gamer�.. @AuldShaneGamer

5K Followers 4K Following Cis str8 He/Him💍💍Supports accessible, diverse, and inclusive #ttrpgs #SuicidePrevention hotline☎️998🙏 🫂No Hate Love one another 🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿 🇺🇦🇸🇩🐳🐝🟦☁️

Lyn Heath @Camel_Farm

12 Followers 134 Following

Cultural anthropology student, NB trans man, human being. he/they, gay/bi, poly. Chonky Kitty/Quiet Chaos Creature/Purveyor of Dad Jokes. Both kinds of lefty.

Big Tiddy Goth Boyfri.. @anthrocultur

2K Followers 5K Following Cultural anthropology student, NB trans man, human being. he/they, gay/bi, poly. Chonky Kitty/Quiet Chaos Creature/Purveyor of Dad Jokes. Both kinds of lefty.

Kio @Kio5581

241 Followers 1K Following

Non-binary trans queer human. Reads books. Makes SQLserver + PowerBi go brrr. Has #MECFS. Contains feminism and rage. Pronoun Admin EN: they/them | NL: hen/hun

Els @geekingthething

2K Followers 4K Following Non-binary trans queer human. Reads books. Makes SQLserver + PowerBi go brrr. Has #MECFS. Contains feminism and rage. Pronoun Admin EN: they/them | NL: hen/hun

Shalamarr on AO3 - go.. @ShalamarrAO3

863 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/Td2pzA7bYv | I write fluffy "Our Flag Means Death" fanfic with a scooch of low-key smut

The Theyd of Frontier.. @lokisalchemist

Import existing #SQL or #develop new #database without writing a single line of #code. Visualize your schemas to share & collaborate with your team. https://t.co/LVnl0ws0aG

ERD Lab - Free Data M.. @ERDLab_io

469 Followers 4K Following Import existing #SQL or #develop new #database without writing a single line of #code. Visualize your schemas to share & collaborate with your team. https://t.co/LVnl0ws0aG

hally @birdbrainmd3

3K Followers 2K Following 24 ✡︎ absolutely hate chiropractors. she/her Chicago«-»Memphis

Former teacher reporting on Orlando theme park a11y. Immunodeficient+ lung disorders = masking before it was cool. Currently rocking an Aranet + P100.

Jordan is living her .. @notkitsnicket

608 Followers 2K Following Former teacher reporting on Orlando theme park a11y. Immunodeficient+ lung disorders = masking before it was cool. Currently rocking an Aranet + P100.

Lane ⚒️Annie Wilk.. @efloydmotter

458 Followers 1K Following Perpetually exhausted bog gremlin ~ 33yo • she/her • queer • neurodivergent • NSFW/🔞/minors DNI• annoying horror movie buff

37, ADHD addled, anxious people pleaser struggling to navigate living as their authentic self; they/them;
banner from https://t.co/whSO9EbSdx

a Dent in your head @DentInYourHead1

108 Followers 357 Following 37, ADHD addled, anxious people pleaser struggling to navigate living as their authentic self; they/them; banner from https://t.co/whSO9EbSdx

Formerly Geena Can Blow Me. 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her); disliker of Nazis (seriously, Jack; get your shit together); Social Justice Wheeled Warrior ~Black Lives Matter~

Geena — Worrier Pri.. @GDubbaE

1K Followers 3K Following Formerly Geena Can Blow Me. 🏳️‍⚧️ (she/her); disliker of Nazis (seriously, Jack; get your shit together); Social Justice Wheeled Warrior ~Black Lives Matter~

Microsoft Fabric MVP. Love finding new ways to see the world. I co-write about PBI, SQL, and more on https://t.co/PMUHYocetR 💡 #HappyCoding

Kristyna Ferris (Hugh.. @data_dragoness

503 Followers 230 Following Microsoft Fabric MVP. Love finding new ways to see the world. I co-write about PBI, SQL, and more on https://t.co/PMUHYocetR 💡 #HappyCoding

Brainrot TM @big_stoopit

170 Followers 1K Following short king just living 28 he/him 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Ross Overstreet @rossover

20 Followers 1K Following Exited: founder & CTO of https://t.co/AGIfASRgBR. Current: angel investor: saas, startups, fintech.

I write SQL and Python. I wax morosely poetic. I muse. Musings are my own and have no relation to entities living or dead. Also I like animals. 🔯

sql and python and be.. @sleepysqldev

46 Followers 309 Following I write SQL and Python. I wax morosely poetic. I muse. Musings are my own and have no relation to entities living or dead. Also I like animals. 🔯

LagoLepuri @LagoLepuri

7 Followers 66 Following

no longer here @mottlemoth

2K Followers 478 Following

she/her | 30s | disaster queer | multifandom/multishipper | spn, star wars, mcu, ofmd etc. | unhinged on main

🏳️‍🌈 🔞 mastodon: @angelkized@kind.social

Kimberley (she/her) a.. @angelkized

Gamer, Tinkerer, Builder of Semimagnificent things! Disc Golf Player, Diddums the Great and Terrible, and All Around Geek!
He/Him #ActuallyAutistic See pinned.

MindParadox @MindParadox

237 Followers 655 Following Gamer, Tinkerer, Builder of Semimagnificent things! Disc Golf Player, Diddums the Great and Terrible, and All Around Geek! He/Him #ActuallyAutistic See pinned.

Chaotic thought catalog. This is the only social media I have that isn’t tied to my full name and it shows. Terra. she/her. “home” = WA, HI, NYC, Toronto.

Snerra Snoy 🍊☠�.. @firemanbiddle

234 Followers 727 Following Chaotic thought catalog. This is the only social media I have that isn’t tied to my full name and it shows. Terra. she/her. “home” = WA, HI, NYC, Toronto.

Dead Coast Games @deadcoastgames

227 Followers 590 Following We are queer partners making games. Emp (they/them) and Boux (he/they) Free Palestine Our Server https://t.co/62pQtvmIYT

Em(ber) | 29 | they/them | queer | writer. Good Omens & OFMD & such. Also journeytogallifrey most places! (icon @poika_, header @angelbadwolfie)

ember (fallen) journe.. @embergallifrey

432 Followers 2K Following Em(ber) | 29 | they/them | queer | writer. Good Omens & OFMD & such. Also journeytogallifrey most places! (icon @poika_, header @angelbadwolfie)

Amy @Amy15730

19 Followers 198 Following I am a little sister who likes freedom.

#Unsigned #NewAge #songwriter & #musician, also a #writer of #scifi #fantasy (The Long Way Home) & #unpopular #poetry (Twilight Catharsis) on #Tumblr.

Shadowed Grace @Shadowed_Grace

3K Followers 4K Following #Unsigned #NewAge #songwriter & #musician, also a #writer of #scifi #fantasy (The Long Way Home) & #unpopular #poetry (Twilight Catharsis) on #Tumblr.

Damon Vinci 🇺🇸�.. @23XIsquirrel

662 Followers 3K Following He/Him - Straight but not narrow - Ally - not a weirdo

Data Engineer, SQL, Analytics, Azure, and DevOps. RT ≠ endorsements. Follow @ecpcountry for my music tweets. ecpdata@mas.to (if we have to move)

Ed Pearson @ecpdata

744 Followers 2K Following Data Engineer, SQL, Analytics, Azure, and DevOps. RT ≠ endorsements. Follow @ecpcountry for my music tweets. [email protected] (if we have to move)

Stuart R. Ainsworth @codegumbo

2K Followers 2K Following Dad. Grandfather. Husband to @betseeva. @stacy_ainsworth's kid brother. Views are mine, and usually nobody else’s.

I'm a SFF writer and artist and I post about fantasy, wrtiting, art, science, dnd, LGBTQIA+ and sometimes cats. I'm an enthusiast of wizards and gods #msmf

Percival (he/they) �.. @nettlewildfairy

356 Followers 1K Following I'm a SFF writer and artist and I post about fantasy, wrtiting, art, science, dnd, LGBTQIA+ and sometimes cats. I'm an enthusiast of wizards and gods #msmf

I write & garden. Strong feelings about bugs, plants & heirloom vegetables. Wrote some books, won some awards. T. Kingfisher is my secret identity. She/Her

Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV

67K Followers 731 Following I write & garden. Strong feelings about bugs, plants & heirloom vegetables. Wrote some books, won some awards. T. Kingfisher is my secret identity. She/Her

Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. jortsandjean@gmail.com

Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat

221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]

'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV

Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.

Shepherd @NeolithicSheep

37K Followers 394 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.

New York Times bestselling author of October Daye, InCryptid, Wayward Children, and more. I am also @miragrant. She/her, please.

Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire

74K Followers 1K Following New York Times bestselling author of October Daye, InCryptid, Wayward Children, and more. I am also @miragrant. She/her, please.

Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter @nameshiv

69K Followers 3K Following Storyteller. Ignyte, Nebula, Hugo finalist. Work in @strangehorizons, @Slate, @LightspeedMag etc. https://t.co/xqnEcDvKdR

Rie Merritt🌻 @IrishSQL

7K Followers 836 Following Mom, Feminist, Liberal, Southern girl, She/Her, https://t.co/mf0kZjtd2N, MVP Lead Data Platform, #MVPBuzz Tweets are my OWN

Peter Shore @pshore73.. @pshore73

2K Followers 1K Following Happily married in Ohio originally from the Philly 'burbs. Polynerd SQL Server DBA @CbusPASS chapter leader. 2020/21 #IderaAce Opinions are my own. (he/him)

Leslie @landrews5807

1K Followers 990 Following Certified Azure Data Engineer, IDERA ACE 2019, climbing enthusiast, and lots of other useful skills. Speaker, blogger, photographer.

Data training for busy people. Power BI Consultant. Pluralsight author. He/Him.
Mast: @Sqlgene@techhub.social
Bsky: @sqlgene.com

Eugene Meidinger @SQLGene

3K Followers 674 Following Data training for busy people. Power BI Consultant. Pluralsight author. He/Him. Mast: @[email protected] Bsky: @sqlgene.com

Anders Pedersen @arrowdrive

1K Followers 593 Following Senior DBA, 20+ years experience. Views are entirely my own unless stated otherwise. He/him. Same name on https://t.co/MNAgHOHLyg Mastodon: @[email protected]

King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Tweets by @bitterkarella

The Midnight Society @midnight_pals

33K Followers 560 Following King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Tweets by @bitterkarella

L_ N___ @sqL_handLe

2K Followers 3K Following n–n–no… nobody's fault but mine. virtue signaler; seasoned database systems scientician; he/him.

Justin Dearing @zippy1981

2K Followers 4K Following He/Him/His. Karateka. Landlord. Programmer. Husband, Dad. Today is a good day to die!

@[email protected].. @sqlgrrl

2K Followers 1K Following SQL Goddess of Destruction (she/her). Data Mangler for a company that does things. Opinions are my own, unless I stole them fair and square from someone else.

Rabbi, award-winning author. Newest 📚 ON REPENTANCE & REPAIR. 🌱 Spirituality + justice missives, Life is a Sacred Text💥Collective liberation or bust. she/her

Rabbi Danya Ruttenber.. @TheRaDR

151K Followers 2K Following Rabbi, award-winning author. Newest 📚 ON REPENTANCE & REPAIR. 🌱 Spirituality + justice missives, Life is a Sacred Text💥Collective liberation or bust. she/her

Tracy Boggiano 🛡 @TracyBoggiano

2K Followers 706 Following Sr Database Dev @AbarcaHealth, Data Platform MVP, @FosterFamilyNC, @volunteerforGAL, MHFA Certified, @DATA_DEI, @TriPassNC, MH Resources https://t.co/2oBMFHUyfW

Joey D'Antoni @jdanton

4K Followers 2K Following Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag Works @dcacco. he/him, Black Lives Matter blue check

Artist, falconer, yak-wrangler, beekeeper, owned-by-emus. Licensed wildlife rehabilitator and educator, focusing on vulture conservation.

Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather

33K Followers 904 Following Artist, falconer, yak-wrangler, beekeeper, owned-by-emus. Licensed wildlife rehabilitator and educator, focusing on vulture conservation.

Hillary Monahan (Some.. @HillaryMonahan

15K Followers 2K Following Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. I like animals and tweeting a lot. She/they, either works. Queer, ND, and probably watching a horror movie.

Matt Gordon @sqlatspeed

2K Followers 926 Following Sr. Architect, Data & Analytics @centric by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

Hozier @Hozier

1.0M Followers 636 Following 'UNHEARD' EP OUT NOW 🖤

inTRANSitive @intransitiveAR

2K Followers 72 Following 🏳️‍⚧️Resilient Trans folks in Arkansas To Donate: https://t.co/iDRk6xID9Y

Quarter Horse News is an award-winning news outlet that provides extensive and timely news from the Western performance horse world.
https://t.co/MAk87MqPx2

Quarter Horse News @QHNews

32K Followers 312 Following Quarter Horse News is an award-winning news outlet that provides extensive and timely news from the Western performance horse world. https://t.co/MAk87MqPx2

@dimension20show | @WorldsBeyondPod | @CollegeHumor | @Droppouttv | @WayfinderExp | @storypirates | Bigger - @ucbtla | House of Gains - @TheYardTheater | He/Him

Brennan Lee Mulligan @BrennanLM

🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk

WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk

ship(wright) @shipwrote

147 Followers 2 Following 38. they/he. here. queer. I write stuff sometimes. also @shiphitsthefan. 🔞 nsf🚌

Shalamarr on AO3 - go.. @ShalamarrAO3

863 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/Td2pzA7bYv | I write fluffy "Our Flag Means Death" fanfic with a scooch of low-key smut

26/Chilean 🇨🇱/Freelance Artist/2D Animator in the making.
Storyboard Artist on #DinosaurEmpire
My Patreon: https://t.co/3iL90TXgSm

Arturo García @ARGAtheropodfan

5K Followers 1K Following 26/Chilean 🇨🇱/Freelance Artist/2D Animator in the making. Storyboard Artist on #DinosaurEmpire My Patreon: https://t.co/3iL90TXgSm

Editor & Publisher at Dancing Star Press. Science Geek. Maker of beaded things. Entirely composed of side projects. Too fond of ironic caps-lock, sorry. She/her

Jennifer Crispin | Da.. @greeniezona

394 Followers 490 Following Editor & Publisher at Dancing Star Press. Science Geek. Maker of beaded things. Entirely composed of side projects. Too fond of ironic caps-lock, sorry. She/her

World’s greatest author. Romance: Self-published. Horror: @TorNightfire Agent: @Dongwon BURY YOUR GAYS, out 7/9/24 https://t.co/5xqp7rk7vN

Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

100K Followers 446 Following World’s greatest author. Romance: Self-published. Horror: @TorNightfire Agent: @Dongwon BURY YOUR GAYS, out 7/9/24 https://t.co/5xqp7rk7vN

Comedian, actor and entire Indie Band. #DerryGirls #Holding #TheMichaelFryShow Management: @Collab_Agency UK Acting: @ebdonmgmt VO: @voicebankie (He/Him)

Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry

126K Followers 3K Following Comedian, actor and entire Indie Band. #DerryGirls #Holding #TheMichaelFryShow Management: @Collab_Agency UK Acting: @ebdonmgmt VO: @voicebankie (He/Him)

it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq

4K Followers 2K Following PI lawyer | doing my best | terminally online

Publisher of supernatural horror. Coming APR 23 ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST by Gemma Amor; MAY 21 Paul Michael Anderson's THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH

Cemetery Gates Media @CemeteryGatesM

8K Followers 654 Following Publisher of supernatural horror. Coming APR 23 ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST by Gemma Amor; MAY 21 Paul Michael Anderson's THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH

Tony Revolori @TonyRevolori

40K Followers 139 Following I lie for a living...

Pronounced (Um-Ur) Loud face. Professional at being other people. @Beyond_Equality Facilitator - Agent: @insightM_P / - Things I’ve directed 👇🏽

Indian Jones @amarchadhapatel

6K Followers 983 Following Pronounced (Um-Ur) Loud face. Professional at being other people. @Beyond_Equality Facilitator - Agent: @insightM_P / - Things I’ve directed 👇🏽

Annabelle Davis @AnnabelleLDavis

14K Followers 889 Following Little actress and artist.

Ya know, Till the Bit.. @AliciLee

2K Followers 781 Following Nerd, Enchantress,Unholy Matriarch, Gardener, & proud owner of Cut Purse Creations. she/her

last unicorn quotes a.. @lastunicornbot

2K Followers 1 Following ㅤ ㅤa bot that once tweeted quotes from 'the last unicorn' book & movie every hour ㅤ

Favfi @favouritefi

8K Followers 745 Following Fi or Favfi / 25 / also on Tumblr & IG both @favouritefi

Darling Data @erikdarlingdata

5K Followers 131 Following I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. YouTube: https://t.co/pDs8EXmGik

Peterbeagleverse @Peterbeaglever1

1K Followers 27 Following Welcome to Beagleverse® The Next Chapter ✍🏻 Author || Activist || Human 📚

no longer here @mottlemoth

2K Followers 478 Following

MindParadox @MindParadox

237 Followers 655 Following Gamer, Tinkerer, Builder of Semimagnificent things! Disc Golf Player, Diddums the Great and Terrible, and All Around Geek! He/Him #ActuallyAutistic See pinned.

🧙‍♀️ Atmospheric witch cottage building game
🧡 Wishlist: https://t.co/JNOXyRDa9f
📰 Press: https://t.co/4bL17xghxX
🐈 Publisher: @FireshineGames
Thx @medienboard @DEHIVE_Berlin

REKA @emberstorm_de

23K Followers 324 Following 🧙‍♀️ Atmospheric witch cottage building game 🧡 Wishlist: https://t.co/JNOXyRDa9f 📰 Press: https://t.co/4bL17xghxX 🐈 Publisher: @FireshineGames Thx @medienboard @DEHIVE_Berlin

Matthew Cortland, the.. @mattbc

54K Followers 3K Following Lawyer, immunocompromised, writer, public health nerd | Then: SSI. Be A Hero. Now: data & policy, disability, healthcare. they 🏳️‍🌈

Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes

40K Followers 5K Following I'm on the skeetsite, or find me on my blog: https://t.co/WFs0G4QNdo

Cassandra @cassandrafaris

4K Followers 1K Following The Human Side of Tech 👩🏽‍💻 @CodeMash Board 💡 Gamer 🎲 Soccer Fan ⚽️ Speaker 💬 @veeam Product Strategy Technologist ☺️ Wanderer 🗺 she/her 🏳️‍🌈

Isobelle Ouzman @isobelleouzman

7K Followers 196 Following Altered Book artist 👋🏻

Fishtrouts 🐉 @fishtrouts

75K Followers 20 Following Trout | Creator of webcomic How to be a Dragon

Reductress @Reductress

298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO

Jason Lehn (they/them.. @JasonLehn

1K Followers 976 Following Jewish•Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly•Hopeful Agnostic•they/them•Trans/Non-binary

Madeline Sharafian @maddieshara

43K Followers 1K Following Pixar head of story who loves comics and apples (She/Her) Director of "Burrow" on Disney+

🇺🇸🇹🇼 2D artist || I draw comics, creatures, and a whole lot of fanart || they/them || over 30 :y || contact: feriowind@gmail.com

ferio ➡️ K-09 @ C.. @feriowind

44K Followers 587 Following 🇺🇸🇹🇼 2D artist || I draw comics, creatures, and a whole lot of fanart || they/them || over 30 :y || contact: [email protected]

👁‍🗨 Freelance Artist | Swamp Witch™ | Latina | Paranormal Enthusiast | Monster Devotee | Do not trace / edit / or take my artwork for personal use 👁‍🗨

☾ WITCH ☾ @BewitchedInk

🏳️‍🌈 || 23 || anti-NFT + anti-AI, TERFS DNI || business: stillindigo.art@gmail.com || portfolio and store at link below ||

lindi @stillindigo

157K Followers 2K Following 🏳️‍🌈 || 23 || anti-NFT + anti-AI, TERFS DNI || business: [email protected] || portfolio and store at link below ||

smouldering star @Lagopneuma

33 Followers 71 Following FFXIV: Lago Aletheia @ Adamantoise | 41 | he/him | warrior of light, task mage, bleeding heart degenerate

gloom mistress @alsobionic

90 Followers 146 Following always be beeping || tutufi tufi @ adamantoise

Chelsea! ➡️C2E2�.. @WinglyCoded

A record of the plague years. Z”L. (Also on: Mastodon: plaguepoems; Instagram: plague_poems; Threads: plague_poems; Bsky: plaguepoems)

Plague Poems @PlaguePoems

20K Followers 137 Following A record of the plague years. Z”L. (Also on: Mastodon: plaguepoems; Instagram: plague_poems; Threads: plague_poems; Bsky: plaguepoems)

wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: weirdlilguys@gmail.com • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇

cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys

2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇

Software engineer and public servant. Passionate about tech, DEI, and sexual wellness. Non-binary, demigirl, any pronouns. Inclusive Muslim ☪ @imcvmuslim

Defines Fineout @defiines

332 Followers 868 Following Software engineer and public servant. Passionate about tech, DEI, and sexual wellness. Non-binary, demigirl, any pronouns. Inclusive Muslim ☪ @imcvmuslim

Helping Revenue Leaders scale beyond 10M ARR. Sharing lessons on masting revenue operations for sustainable growth.

Founder, Doggy Mum 🐕 + Travel ❤️

🍊 Natalie Furness @Natalie_Furn

9K Followers 6K Following Helping Revenue Leaders scale beyond 10M ARR. Sharing lessons on masting revenue operations for sustainable growth. Founder, Doggy Mum 🐕 + Travel ❤️

Randall Munroe @xkcd

352K Followers 1 Following I draw the comic xkcd

Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. @TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Cis. She/her. Dr. https://t.co/x5ErK7B0CB

Katie Mack @AstroKatie

411K Followers 4K Following Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. @TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Cis. She/her. Dr. https://t.co/x5ErK7B0CB

Independent LGBTQ+ journalist, mom, D&D DM.
Tips: https://t.co/mkAPnaC2gz //
Booking & content: https://t.co/nE9OKqX4eX //
Venmo erin888

Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn

216K Followers 2K Following Independent LGBTQ+ journalist, mom, D&D DM. Tips: https://t.co/mkAPnaC2gz // Booking & content: https://t.co/nE9OKqX4eX // Venmo erin888

Solo Gamemaker making something new. Made @Headmastergame. Former Game Director @VVisionsStudio. Proud Dad. https://t.co/sVBqZe1X8k

Ben Throop @ben_throop

4K Followers 1K Following Solo Gamemaker making something new. Made @Headmastergame. Former Game Director @VVisionsStudio. Proud Dad. https://t.co/sVBqZe1X8k

Julian Johnson @FreddyFoxFreddy

5K Followers 2K Following Visual Effects Artist, Dinosaur wrangler.

i write and draw comics
working on: sunstone v8, death vigil v2, the queen and the woodborn v1, achilles shieldmaidens v1, fine print v1
NSFW account warning!

stjepan sejic/ nebezi.. @stjepansejic

180K Followers 398 Following i write and draw comics working on: sunstone v8, death vigil v2, the queen and the woodborn v1, achilles shieldmaidens v1, fine print v1 NSFW account warning!

Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV

8 months ago

This whole new world opened up, whereupon the cat stepped on my CPAP and turned it off and I woke up. Regrettably, I do not think I still know the language of foxes.

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krakenjen @brackenwife

9 months ago

it has come to my attention that the color of a heart emoji means something and i would like to announce you can pry the flat red ones out of my cold, dead hands (which will be any day now because i am so ooooooolllld, UGH)

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Carissa @CarissasNewLife

9 months ago

I’m having a severe depression day and my husband is cooking me chocolate chip pancakes in a lil Anthropologie apron while playing chef music. Is this biblical manhood???

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Lore 🍂 @SkeletonCrimes

9 months ago

my friend painted my faaaaaaace 🥰

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Nobilis Reed @Nobilis

9 months ago

@JAC_OnTheBrazos @PenPaladin The age gap formula is half your age plus seven. So the youngest a 200 year old vampire could date is 107. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV

9 months ago

REJOICE WITH ME, INTERNET! Doc confirms that Cancer-Bob has shrunk substantially and is, quote, “squishier!” The chemo is working!

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Peter Shore @pshore73.bsky.social @pshore73

9 months ago

OH: " The natural predator of a data center is a backhoe."

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brawls @brawlite

9 months ago

i also bought a raincoat and some stupid little halloween felt ghosts, and now i am going to make some MUFFINS. i am feeling so good about not working and also not spending like 5 hrs in a car to set up a tent in the pouring rain

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brawls @brawlite

9 months ago

/food wild blueberry and banana muffins!!!

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@JAConthebrazos.bsky.social @JAC_OnTheBrazos

9 months ago

@PenPaladin Like I think if he was 200 years old and she was 100 years old then sure bug age gap but manageable. But tbh I don't think in real life a vampire could have a meaningful relationship with a human due to the experience of time. This is just a weird fantasy of a fantasy.

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Bo Bolander @BBolander

9 months ago

i'm going to hollow out an economist and live inside their gutted ribcage like a smurf in a toadstool

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@JAConthebrazos.bsky.social @JAC_OnTheBrazos

9 months ago

Calling in reenforcements. (yes it's tiny but it was free and never been used before)

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Lore 🍂 @SkeletonCrimes

9 months ago

today’s eggms

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Sally Urwin @PintSizedFarmer

9 months ago

Do you know what I've just done? Family farm tour was £24. So lady gave me £30. She needed £6 in change. I shuffled off to get the change and then had a brain fart and GAVE THE LADY £26 BACK!! She just took it and left 😭 I'm actually PAYING people to go on my tours 😭