Lisa Pendlebury @Pendlebug

Thank you all so much for the Mother's day messages. I was a little confused at first because Mother's Day is in March in England, but I have been informed that it's today in America! I feel like Twitters International Grandma! Happy Mother's day to all of the Mother's on Twitter

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Mark Pendlebury @3kidneyguy0607

6 years ago

Where am@I supposed@to buy effing toilet paper?!? I buy a pack a week. Stop buying it all you freaks! You’re being ridiculous! It isn’t a diarrhea epidemic! #QuarantineLife #PandemicParanoia

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Lisa Pendlebury @Pendlebug

6 years ago

Check out Chakira's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/tN6D7R/

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Mark Pendlebury @3kidneyguy0607

6 years ago

Do they say “hey Alexa” in Russia, or do their smart speakers have a different name? #hmm. #IWonder

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Theo Von @TheoVon

6 years ago

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Daniel Sloss @Daniel_Sloss

6 years ago

Isolation can put a lot of strain on your relationship, so may I suggest watching my stand-up special Jigsaw on Netflix. It's very cathartic and will strengthen your relationship in these upcoming months. The sooner the better, actually.

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Josh Simons @JoshuaMSimons

6 years ago

I've decided to self-quarantine. I'm not sick, I just don't want to be around people.

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Lisa Pendlebury @Pendlebug

6 years ago

It’s unfortunately true 'Cancer Ghosting' Is Real -- Many Survivors Say Friends Suddenly Disappear After a Diagnosis survivornet.com/articles/cance…

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Natalie @jbfan911

6 years ago

Idk who needs to hear this but relax your shoulders, unclench your jaw, and give me a lot of money

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Mark Pendlebury @3kidneyguy0607

6 years ago

Yes. That’s exactly what I want actually.

Quite Interesting @qikipedia

6 years ago

Yes. That’s exactly what I want actually.

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bert kreischer @bertkreischer

6 years ago

Buy the tickets to my show, send me a link on amazon to the shoes and I’ll have them waiting for you at the show!

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Mark Pendlebury @3kidneyguy0607

6 years ago

My youngest’s school had a #ThrowbackThursday for the kids where they got to dress up like it was the 80’s-guess what mine did? @Stranger_Things #season3 #Eleven #El what do you guys all think- did she pull it off? I think she nailed it

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Lisa Pendlebury @Pendlebug

6 years ago

I guess if you’re over a certain size, stores assume you don’t need a winter coat. Not everyone is overweight from lack of self care. Sometimes the circumstances are just beyond our control. Still need a flipping coat.