piece of Lettuce @PieceOfLettuce

also @NASA I have great plan for how to live on Jupiter for year to come. Turn large ring of Jupiter in onion ring and we can eat for centuries. #hiremenasa

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5 years ago

I am good for space exploration training @NASA because I am small , I don't eat much food, and am very high intelligent , perfect for space exploration

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5 years ago

new cover photo of @space , another one of my positive qualiries. @NASA will u consider training me? I can do what it takes. #hiremenasa

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5 years ago

how do I apply @NASA ??? on good side for u guys, my space suit would only have to be small, sized of leaf, very cost efficiency ; ) #hiremenasa #firstleafinspace

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5 years ago

#TFW u waiting at DMV for 6 hour to get driver license then they turn u away for being not a human

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5 years ago

#TFW u tryna go job interview at @journeys in mall but get put on burger by Wendy's employee on ur way :\

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5 years ago

#TFW when santa come to town

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5 years ago

#TFW ur dad tells u u r big dissapointment

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#TFW u happy

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#TFW u sad

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am I beautiful :\

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5 years ago

that moment when u get pulled over by cop for speeding on highway and u get off easy cus they only see small vegetable in drivers seat ; ) ; ) ; )

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giullianateruelo @giullianaterue1

22 Followers 479 Following 14 🔥instagram:giulliana140🔥 ❤️‍🩹(España🇪🇦/Argentina🇦🇷)❤️‍🩹

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32 Followers 202 Following They/Them🌱 doing my best 🌿 I play games sometimes ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ 💕

Zoë (cushtopian for .. @Multix_xCynic

166 Followers 482 Following She/Her • Doing it the Tommo way • Narratee forever🤞• Dan and Phil trash • Andrew Cushin🩵

Cole M. Sprouse @Colemsprouse_1

19 Followers 225 Following super cool and nice guy

Fans.De.riverdale.4 @FansDer38809289

3 Followers 194 Following hello I'm a super fan of Riverdale 🐍🍒🥊🧾

fans de cole Sprouse .. @CamilaE37582651

2 Followers 188 Following Hi I'm a super fan of Cole Sprouse 💙 and Riverdale

sheri @undercookedgoos

21 Followers 32 Following what do you put here

Sichayta @2bitrhymes

233 Followers 1K Following unquestionably compromising. Banner art credit: Killian Eng

Heaven @Hblakelife

16 Followers 305 Following Think positive be positive and stay positive 🦋🌻

lia @liasthoughts4u

0 Followers 90 Following I don’t know what I’m doing. Do you?

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50 Followers 321 Following Mamá de Mathy.

Joola @IamJillaVanilla

16 Followers 243 Following sad bitch™️ insta: julia.tomaszewski

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2 Followers 187 Following super cool and nice guy

Hey there @ColeSprouse fans! Here's a fan page for our little Cody, Jughead, Will ❤️
Gonna bring back memories from the Suite life ❤️

Follow for more :)

Cole Sprouse FC @ColeSprouseFC6

10 Followers 214 Following Hey there @ColeSprouse fans! Here's a fan page for our little Cody, Jughead, Will ❤️ Gonna bring back memories from the Suite life ❤️ Follow for more :)

Valeria @Valeria58704998

2 Followers 218 Following soy Buena Amiga,bondadosa,inteligente y ser igualitaria

A complete unknown #d.. @maisa69254102

3 Followers 670 Following Dune part two

kirsty @KirstyHolmberg

47 Followers 373 Following teacher from Tassie 👩🏻‍🏫 yet another source of procrastination, baby 🙏🏼 check out my teacher insta (messy.miss.h) 😅📚

Blaze Alexandria Wats.. @BlazeWatson4

13 Followers 378 Following I'm a 15 year old girl, I love babysitting, I enjoy going on spontaneous adventures. I'm taken, I'm a humanitarian. I love cleaning, my fav animal is a koala.

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1 Followers 35 Following Hi there :)

Lo 🐉 @lo_ivarie

358 Followers 447 Following 🇺🇸🇨🇴 | 222 ✨🧘🏻‍♀️| UK

Emily Putnam @emput413

41 Followers 133 Following libras hate confrontation

Venus!! @ugl13bunn13

14 Followers 43 Following any pronouns !!(:

Oum @oum_aima_ait

24 Followers 145 Following Don't understand sarcasm very easily! Or do I?

angela ☻ (she/her) @angelaachambers

166 Followers 971 Following 🕊️

Pedro @pedroerickdluna

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Benedetta Morucci @BenedettaMoruc1

5 Followers 422 Following Armonìa

Nanda Liberato @NandaLiberato2

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xAntisocialxFreakx @oswalts123_lynn

206 Followers 3K Following ☽ ι wιll noт вe anoтнer ғlower, pιcĸed ғor мy вeaυтy and тнen leғт тo dιe. ☾ https://t.co/Fhe9rRqKDj Subscribe🦄

Genevieve Wilson @Genevieve_Wil

14 Followers 177 Following Bubbly😋, family❤️Music😍Dance💃clubbing and partying in my spare time😎

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72 Followers 149 Following the right now poster girl ♊️ (she/her)

Greg Van Roten @its_GVR

13K Followers 782 Following Raiders UPenn

Healing Inspirations @RisingSign

40K Followers 51K Following ❤ Promotion of health & happiness. All is connected Ⓥ Be A Part Of The Change https://t.co/qWyQfmPOa9

Jon Favreau @jonfavs

1.4M Followers 2K Following The other one. @PodSaveAmerica, @CrookedMedia, https://t.co/mKXKFl0EF4, https://t.co/zvWhe0ETFE

Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer

673K Followers 4K Following Co-host Pod Save America, Author of Message Box, a newsletter about political strategy, Former Obama Senior Advisor, books, and other stuff.

Tommy Vietor @TVietor08

567K Followers 3K Following Former Obama staffer turned podcast blah blah guy @ Crooked Media

Jon Lovett @jonlovett

792K Followers 2K Following @crookedmedia co-founder, podcast host, former presidential speechwriter. Mostly water.

Author of This is Your Mind on Plants; How to Change Your Mind; Cooked; In Defense of Food; The Omnivore’s Dilemma; The Botany of Desire and Second Nature.

Michael Pollan @michaelpollan

562K Followers 804 Following Author of This is Your Mind on Plants; How to Change Your Mind; Cooked; In Defense of Food; The Omnivore’s Dilemma; The Botany of Desire and Second Nature.

Matt Lopez @mattlopez3

683 Followers 965 Following Now: VP @BerlinRosen fighting for better things // Then: @SenKamalaHarris & @PrioritiesUSA // Generally never tweeting

married to @nadineredzepi - father of 3 daughters - chef at https://t.co/vNvuYg21U6 Also https://t.co/9mQwvMqirH (unfortunately I don’t answer DM)

Rene Redzepi @ReneRedzepiNoma

213K Followers 2K Following married to @nadineredzepi - father of 3 daughters - chef at https://t.co/vNvuYg21U6 Also https://t.co/9mQwvMqirH (unfortunately I don’t answer DM)

david chang @davidchang

342K Followers 115 Following retroactively retired from @momofuku since 2004

Sharon Van Etten @sharonvanetten

72K Followers 2K Following Official page of Sharon Van Etten

JUDOWNTHESTREET @JuJuSoCrazy

1K Followers 407 Following PARTYNEXTDOOR's cousin | IG: FadesByJu | Stay Low, Stack High

https://t.co/5xGt9qexyH. https://t.co/UNfgwXqBCZ. Dealer in new & used books about the arts: Full inventory here: https://t.co/yLCGpAnK0Z.

MZS @mattzollerseitz

96K Followers 6K Following https://t.co/5xGt9qexyH. https://t.co/UNfgwXqBCZ. Dealer in new & used books about the arts: Full inventory here: https://t.co/yLCGpAnK0Z.

Spoon University @SpoonUniversity

14K Followers 1K Following just a gen z notes app chef 🍳🥪🍜🧁✨

Burger King @BurgerKing

2.0M Followers 4K Following you’re the ruler, and twitter is your kingdom. Burger King U.S. Official Account.

Check out the THIRD SEASON of @jonahmbayer and my podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? from Will Ferrell and @iheartpodcasts Big Money Players Network! 💛

Vanessa Bayer @vanessabayer

153K Followers 682 Following Check out the THIRD SEASON of @jonahmbayer and my podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? from Will Ferrell and @iheartpodcasts Big Money Players Network! 💛

OFMD, season 2 out now.
Co Host of The Cryptid Factor, Author of the Top Secret Buttons McGinty book series. Now on Cameo too btw.

Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby

336K Followers 1K Following OFMD, season 2 out now. Co Host of The Cryptid Factor, Author of the Top Secret Buttons McGinty book series. Now on Cameo too btw.

Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact

31K Followers 2K Following If cababge what you need to know just read its twets

Paramount @paramountco

185K Followers 721 Following The latest news & updates from Paramount. Home to iconic studios, networks & streaming services. Creator of fan-favorite entertainment for audiences worldwide.

Noël Wells @RealTomHankz

32K Followers 1K Following We're the best! We're the worst!

Kevin Farley Official @kevfarls

13K Followers 254 Following Stand-up comic, actor, filmmaker and podcaster. I love making audiences laugh, cry, smile and think. Come see me live -dates at https://t.co/twYe4BtuxA

WeLoveArt @we_love_art_

56K Followers 242 Following Was a banksy fan account - NFTs to the moon.

Dave Hakkens @davehakkens

36K Followers 0 Following slow on twitter

Este Haim @jizziemcguire

161K Followers 642 Following SNACKS https://t.co/yl45S08B4c IG: @estehaim

Deirdre @deirdre_weirdra

164 Followers 783 Following Doing video things; T1D/bionic woman

Anne's Avocado @AnnesAvocado

5 Followers 7 Following HI MY NAME IS AVA AND I WAS BORN IN 1627 ON AUGUST 23, 2013 AT 3:52 PM!!!

Deanna Romanoff @TimesNuRomanoff

56 Followers 77 Following arbitrary snippets, here and there, courtesy of my squirrel brain.

Co-host of 'The Bobby and Damaris Show' on Food Network, 'Southern and Hungry' on Cooking Channel https://t.co/2YtGOLrDcE https://t.co/g1AscniQg9

damaris phillips @ChefDPhillips

32K Followers 161 Following Co-host of 'The Bobby and Damaris Show' on Food Network, 'Southern and Hungry' on Cooking Channel https://t.co/2YtGOLrDcE https://t.co/g1AscniQg9

Jase Robertson @JaseDuckman

1.7M Followers 151 Following God, Family, Ducks ... in that order. Check out the new episode of @BlazeTV's Unashamed with Phil & Jase Robertson podcast! ⬇️

Jessica Robertson @JessicaDuckWife

707K Followers 189 Following Wifey. Mom of 5. Believer.

Ashley Tisdale @ashleytisdale

11.8M Followers 196 Following Dancing my way through tiktok & helping you live your best non toxic life. ✧ Founder of Frenshe + Being Frenshe

Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica

13.7M Followers 236 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo profile for gaming news! We’re listening, too. For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz

Veggie Fest is one of the largest vegetarian/vegan food & wellness festivals in North America. 45,000 attendees in 2019. No Veggie Fest in 2020.

Veggie Fest Chicago @VeggieFest

16K Followers 16K Following Veggie Fest is one of the largest vegetarian/vegan food & wellness festivals in North America. 45,000 attendees in 2019. No Veggie Fest in 2020.

Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J

404K Followers 0 Following i'm working on music, i swear

Sichayta @2bitrhymes

233 Followers 1K Following unquestionably compromising. Banner art credit: Killian Eng

Tiffany Who? @GetOutMahHouse

21 Followers 39 Following EqualRights&EverythingNice=❤

Vegan @vegan

284K Followers 435 Following The https://t.co/L1D0GbcuFX Twitter feed. 🥦 Sign up for my very occasional but surprisingly worthwhile newsletter. https://t.co/EwRoCJXzcy

SuperVegan @SuperVegan

55K Followers 934 Following All we do is eat and gossip.

High-quality, affordable seeds, delivered fast! Find Heirloom Vegetable, Flower, Organic Microgreens, and Organic Sprouting Seeds, and garden supplies for all!

True Leaf Market @TrueLeafMarket

26K Followers 105 Following High-quality, affordable seeds, delivered fast! Find Heirloom Vegetable, Flower, Organic Microgreens, and Organic Sprouting Seeds, and garden supplies for all!

Vegetarian Society @vegsoc

168K Followers 7K Following The Vegetarian Society is a campaigning charity bringing the benefits of plant-based eating to all! Sign up to our newsletter🌱 https://t.co/TQKhuGHDH7

Vegetarian Times @VegTimes

182K Followers 356 Following Plant-based since 1974

Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres

4 years ago

Late at night 2:00 and is amazing how on every supermarket, farmers markets Etc women and men like them will work non stop to replenish every shelve. Next to the Medical staff across the world, people like them are and will be heroes to keep humanity fed! Thank them! #CoronaVirus

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Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown

4 years ago

Not true, @realDonaldTrump. I wrote to you more than 600 days ago demanding answers after you fired the entire White House pandemic team.

Mike Memoli @mikememoli

4 years ago

.@Yamiche: Why did you shut down the pandemic office in the White House Trump first calls it a "nasty question." Then says someone else shut it down. "I don't know anything about it."

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Amanda⁷ @eruditechick

4 years ago

People dragging Elizabeth Warren for daring to do SNL because all of their problems aren't solved yet is fucking stupid and exhausting. The woman just fought her ass off to achieve those things and you didnt vote for her. Now she gets to do one single fucking fun goddamn thing.

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Kevin O’Brien @KOB_04_

4 years ago

I own my day after I eat a #Dunkindonut

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Alex Greenberger @alexgreenberger

4 years ago

MoMA’s Donald Judd show is... really pretty? Maybe I was just taught about Judd incorrectly, but I’d always assumed his work was a little less aestheticized and a lot more cold—more *ahem* steely, if you will. Perhaps I was wrong.