Brian @Pimptastic

Advertising creative and professional badass with an attitude problem. Your mom's house Joined May 2008

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Brian @Pimptastic

17 hours ago

A quiet decision to stop chasing every opportunity can free you from a life of constant exhaustion.

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Brian @Pimptastic

5 days ago

当下的馈赠蕴含着真实的隐形福气。紧凑三隔层软肩托特包稳妥收纳钱包、钥匙、化妆品，哑光中性材质适配办公、校园、休闲的城市短途漫游。

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Brian @Pimptastic

a week ago

Always keep happiness in your life.When the rain ended, the sun appeared once more, spreading a rainbow across the park, its hues vivid and brilliant, reaching from one side of the sky to the other.

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Make the world a kinder better place. Learn to take helpful feedback without getting upset; it offers a faster route to getting better that you'd otherwise spend much more time finding just by trying things and making mistakes.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 weeks ago

🚠Sweet orange with sugarShe pulled out her gun, pointing it at Marcus, his eyes widening in terror, begging for his life, promising to return the money, to work for free, to do anything, but Elara didn’t listen, she never did.

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Brian @Pimptastic

4 weeks ago

👾Walk with Son The water is coldEvery emotional wound you fully heal hardens your inner spirit accept hard life events as growth fuel walk forward wiser braver calmer with each new rising sunrise

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Brian @Pimptastic

4 weeks ago

🪕Letting the cat outside Amazed by the worldI re-bait the hook once more, casting into the deeper water, and wait, my patience rewarded with another tug, this time a small flounder, its flat body blending with the sand below if I let it go.

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Brian @Pimptastic

4 weeks ago

🌓Walk with girlfriend Gifts, picked outLight airy hopefulness fills my heart every time you share your wild unspoken lifelong dreams with me, optimistic affection eager to walk that path hand in hand.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@realstewpeters Are you actually this stupid or are you cynically exploiting the stupidity of your followers?

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@SamParkerSenate Fuck you.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@MaxTundra Yeah I’m sure Tracy Chapman is so upset about the small fortune in royalties she’s earning from the wildly successful new cover version. And no doubt equally distraught over the fact that a new generation is discovering and enjoying her song.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@MythicHonorific @GreatLakexit @IMCdoxx @nakeyriders @MackLamoureux @VICENews You seem to be a dipshit.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@iluvelonmusk @DonnyFerguson GFY

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@DonnyFerguson @daveweigel By the way, the phrase “one day for no reason at all” is short for “one day, for no reason at all, they started rounding them up and putting them in camps.” “Them” meaning Jews. It’s a nazi meme.

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Brian @Pimptastic

3 years ago

@NuffPlaces2Hide @bennylin0724 @Timcast Yes the master plan of selling more beer and maybe helping marginalized people feel a little better about themselves through lightly modified branding. Congratulations you cracked the code. What a next level genius.

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Brian @Pimptastic

4 years ago

@MattWalshBlog Truly one of the most vile things I’ve ever seen on this site and that’s saying something. Thanks, twitter, for amplifying this hateful ghoul. Really doing the lord’s work.