PorkPiesWithJelly @PorkPie96076938
A savoury snack with fatty pastry and jelly. Joined October 2020-
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Couldn't they be put to better use ghost writing diaries and betraying sources?
I see the water companies are continuing to pump raw sewage into our waterways.
What use is privatisation? Can anyone tell me a single benefit (to us) of having private Water, Rail, Energy and Mail?
The Beyonce overkill, and today's news that Taylor Swift has become a billionaire, are two sides of the same coin. The music industry, assisted by media, has undergone massive market consolidation, whereby a tiny elite of artists are deemed of interest and permitted to succeed.
If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT
How much room is there in her sisters ass?
How much room is there in her sisters ass?
The kidnapping and brainwashing of Ukrainian children is Putin's cruelest crime
The kidnapping and brainwashing of Ukrainian children is Putin's cruelest crime
When what was made up becomes a believed truth. The insane world we now live in.
When what was made up becomes a believed truth. The insane world we now live in.
If this is “a Christian nation”, then why are your places of worship so empty?
If this is “a Christian nation”, then why are your places of worship so empty? https://t.co/ejc2CDkzhW
Reporter: what do you like the most about Trump? Trump supporter: “I think he actually tells the truth…He has been more truthful with us than most professional politicians.” During his 4 years in the WH, Trump made 30,573 false/misleading claims
"A couple of Chavs have moved into my street, actually bought a house, with their wages. I can't believe the temerity of these plebs.. Where's my country gone? I'm switching to Reform, the tories aren't nasty enough anymore" "Yeah yeah, Leo, so, why did she leave you?"
A dog always returns to its vomit
“My name is Laura Haynor, and I’m a Minnesota resident and a Minneapolis-based pilot for Delta Airlines” GOP State Senator Gene Dornink: “Can you tell me what a typical work week looks like for you as a stewardess?” 🤦♂️
I now have to go out and see some jazz. Kill me now.
Laurence Fox answering the question “how many cunts are there in this photo?”…
“They carry loads, sometimes heavier than themselves and are just discarded when no longer useful, please send £2 a month and we at our sanctuary can make the rest of her life comfortable”🙏
“They carry loads, sometimes heavier than themselves and are just discarded when no longer useful, please send £2 a month and we at our sanctuary can make the rest of her life comfortable”🙏
@Feargal_Sharkey It's the grinning sycophants at Chichester Harbour Conservancy that I most feel sorry for. They also have a policy of never mentioning that sewage is being dumped into the AONB that they administer. They block those who mention it.
I have a lot more fun on Twitter now I'm anonymous. And only come on a couple of times a week.
Oh, it's a shame, isn't it?
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"I'm 65, and a white male", yes and every fucking game you co commented on you sounded like an even more depressed fucking Eeyore. You treated every game like you were being fucking tortured to watch. Things change, time to go, you mardy shithouse.
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.
Great side-eye from the dog
I see far bigger problems here than a parking dispute
This is what a privileged background, expensive private education, and never having done a hard day's graft does to you.... We really do need a fucking revolution.
Call me picky but I prefer the original.
What a horrible day. A man with a machete kills a child in Hainault and everyone’s shouting about WHICH SIDE should take ownership of a terrorist. He’s on his own side. Nobody else’s. Stop being dicks.
£2.50 for a latte used to feel like "affordable luxury" £4.20 feels like a pisstake.
Maybe they got rid of Mark Lawrenson from MOTD because he always looked like he’d been forced to sit in a caravan in Rhyl and browse through a book of beige carpet samples at knifepoint. Or maybe it was Woke? Who can say?
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly?
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly?
Love to the family Mark ❤️❤️❤️
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
Couldn't they be put to better use ghost writing diaries and betraying sources?
Can’t wait for this unelected billionaire squatter to fuck off.
'I want to move towards something that is more rigorous, more objective and potentially has more medical evidence when people are making those claims' @RishiSunak wouldn't be drawn on whether those suffering with anxiety will lose PIP payments | @Peston itv.com/news/2024-04-2…
Hieronymus Bosch had a penchant for painting @BorisJohnson in his visions of hell … #hell #Bosch #BorisJohnson
Either that or he was simply dull.
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
I see the water companies are continuing to pump raw sewage into our waterways.
I saw one in the wild! 😮 🤯 😂 🤦🏻♀️ #KnightsTemplar
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They really should bring back The Bill. It was one of the most incredible training grounds for younger actors.
David Tennant gave us a taste of the brilliance he would show in Des and Jessica Jones with this incredible early performance in The Bill, as the psychopathic child-abductor Steven Clemens. Stream #TheBill for free on UKTV Play!
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