John Albers @Prior2PrintCEO
I write for myself. I edit for everyone else. I hold high expectations of quality in what I read and write. Clients hate me for it. That's the job. p2proofreading.com Florida, USA Joined December 2011-
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@jephjacques America's a great country to be healthy in. Get sick and you're pretty much gonna stay sick.
Has everyone Tweeted about how outraged they are at politicians/gun control/media/mental health? Done? Good. Here: goo.gl/70o3
"Is that a car alarm? Let's go help!" said no one ever.
@speedysays If only Stride technology could be applied to Fruit Stripe. It would be the ULTIMATE gum!
Just been hired to work for altergamer.com. Finally, the chance to get paid for complaining about video games!
Waited 16 years for Mother 3 to be developed and translated into English. But it's here now. So why does the effing phone keep ringing!!??
Self-promotion, and its success, is the single-most reason narcissism is now a necessary trait for one's career and advancement.
Biggest internet fault: The greatest praise you read about someone was written by that very person. Case in point: captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2008/10/tatsuy…
Don't you hate it when you compliment a friend on a mustache and suddenly she's not talking to you anymore?
@betweenfailures Was that the one where he delivered to a hospital whose director of medicine was Matt LeBlanc? "How You Doin'?"
@betweenfailures Wonderful art, and proof yet again that I am close to the polar opposite of the best person.
@choochoobear She never could see anything without her glasses.
I noticed people like to post pics of their lunch here. Do starving people in Africa just post photos of dirt so they don't feel left out?
Plus, how many wizards out there would only know Conjure Pills? That's really the only spell you need to know.
The Harry Potter world never made sense to me. "Are we gonna cure cancer?" "Nah, dude. Magic candy."
@choochoobear Just another morality play meant to scare the impressionable and dumb into obedience. One of the hallmarks of Christianity.
@choochoobear Couldn't tell ya. Most of what I recall as a Catholic was summed up by the priest: "Do what I say or go to Hell."
Nothing going on, but still feeling sufficiently self important to need to crow about it.
@wilw As someone whose middle name is Richard, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you.
@quirkybird I'm just glad I don't have to worry about boycotting Five Guys. :)
Speedy @speedysays
642 Followers 725 Following Living the Misanthropic Dream likely in the vicinity of two hallucination-laden yokels.
Jamie Noguchi | Penci... @angryzenmaster
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him | Washington, DC based Cartoonist/Illustrator/3D Sculptor | Co-Creator of #SchoolForExtraterrestrialGirls
Angelo Harback @AngeloHarback23
57 Followers 260 Following
Alayna Abujaber @AlaynaAbujaber5
132 Followers 603 Following
D.L. Bogdan @DL_Bogdan
487 Followers 2K Following Author of SECRETS OF THE TUDOR COURT, RIVALS IN THE TUDOR COURT, THE SUMERTON WOMEN, and THE FORGOTTEN QUEEN (Kensington, Feb., 2013)
EverySingleTicket @ESTGoldTickets
34 Followers 165 Following Discounted Concert Tickets. Sports Tickets, Theater Tickets. http://t.co/PcqRCo80Va great deals on sold out premium seats to all events - Major Ticket Savings.
Rena Ereth @RenaEreth6544
187 Followers 609 Following Music is a business, just like any other business. You produce a product, your music, and you are trying to sell that product to your customers
0dd1ty @0dd1ty
93 Followers 146 Following I like to find, create and share odd stuff for odd people. Video games, movies, weird pictures. If it's odd, it's cool in my book.
Brittany Gargan @BrittanyGargan6
186 Followers 596 Following The music industry has changed, and so have the pathways that musicians need to take to become successful musicians
Krystina Suhaiza @KrystinaSuhaiza
200 Followers 597 Following Every singer and band is an entrepreneur. Before they make any big money they have to take a ride on the money-go-round of the music industry
Crux Crusher @pengraffe
1K Followers 179 Following Climbing, books, and Netflix. Not much else to know about me. she/her pronouns.
Sven Bianchi @svenbianchi
12K Followers 0 Following I write the songs that make the whole world cringe.
Cosette Hurlbut @cosetteisclumsy
7K Followers 1 Following College student, probably not as smart as she thinks she is
Yuko @aidosaur
29K Followers 228 Following drawing dragons for comics games & animation // character design @ fields of mistria // won some awards // business q's👉 @grohac // icon by @bisonfisticuffs
Yelling Bird @yelling_bird
11K Followers 1 Following SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES
Lar @lartist
17K Followers 582 Following https://t.co/vv1SasbZ9s - New comics seven days a week! - he/him/unca I draw a lot of random cartoons. I have a Redbubble. If you want one on a thing, just ask.
Speedy @speedysays
642 Followers 725 Following Living the Misanthropic Dream likely in the vicinity of two hallucination-laden yokels.
Jamie Noguchi | Penci... @angryzenmaster
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him | Washington, DC based Cartoonist/Illustrator/3D Sculptor | Co-Creator of #SchoolForExtraterrestrialGirls
Adam Savage @donttrythis
1.2M Followers 866 Following Editor-in-Chief of @testedcom and author of #EveryToolsAHammer. Former co-host of #MythBusters. Inquiries: @wmespeakers
Sprite Monkey @SoMTheater
55 Followers 59 Following The OFFICIAL saucesome twitter page for OFFICIAL tweets on SoMT. For OFFICE use only.
Travis Pennington @writertravis
42K Followers 7K Following Associate literary agent, media/marketing @KnightAgency. Author. Most importantly, dog person.
gingersbread @gingersbread
47 Followers 0 Following The official site and comic Twitter for Ginger's Bread!
Ellipsis @EllipsisGoblins
9K Followers 174 Following A Goblin Queen. https://t.co/IwSqZPFPqY . She/Her. My more personal account is here... https://t.co/bTgha0URIB
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis
19K Followers 531 Following https://t.co/djG5lFk6zu "Award"-winning cartoonist. Internet Pornlord. Transformers Wiki. Taco Bell. Acts 10:13. he/they
Dave Barrack @grrlpowercomic
3K Followers 617 Following An atypical superhero comic about a crazy nerdette who becomes a superheroine. Action, humor and cheesecake abound. Mostly humor. Possibly ninjas.
Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner
96K Followers 4K Following Soonish, Open Borders, Bea Wolf, and new book: A City on Mars Married to @fuschmu. @[email protected] (Support at https://t.co/xXXR5KKuTr)
SMBC Theater @smbctheater
2K Followers 436 Following Hand to Mouth teaches struggling people how to cook for themselves with dark humor and cheap pans. SMBC Theater was a sketch show in the golden Age of youtube.
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich
41K Followers 76 Following can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin' rocks seem such a breeze
Girl Genius @girlgenius
6K Followers 69 Following Adventure, Romance, Mad Science! Phil & Kaja Foglio's Girl Genius novel series is up to 4 volumes, and their Hugo Award-winning comic is free to read online!
Terry Pratchett @terryandrob
162K Followers 245 Following Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins; Books Written Cheap
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Yamino🟥⬛️⬜�... @Yamino
9K Followers 734 Following https://t.co/26AVMMvSQJ Webcomic+ Game Creator Founder of Princely Girl Games🖤 🔞 🎨Sister Claire/Black Rose Revue I ♥skateboarding and wlw stories
MartinWhitmore @MartinWhitmore
565 Followers 570 Following Don't want to delete this account and let someone else take it - but you won't find me here anymore. Look for me on Instagram and BlueSky under the same name.
Tycho Brahe @TychoBrahe
84K Followers 68 Following
Dylan Meconis @dmeconis
9K Followers 288 Following Creator of graphic novels Bite Me!, Family Man, Outfoxed, The Long Con, and Queen of the Sea. Member @helioscopepdx. Friendly vampire. She/they. 🏳️🌈
Gina Biggs * Strawber... @ginabiggs
3K Followers 318 Following Sweet & Sexy comics! Creator of https://t.co/NMQ4gyw9BO and Red String. Runs erotic comics site, https://t.co/emIw1VRLcj (18+). COMMISSIONS OPEN
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Cheerful Darkness @happygoth
450 Followers 287 Following Atlanta creative, in a historical reenactment group, Star Wars nerd, bookbinder, latent gamer. Character in the Devil's Panties comic. (she/her)
Danielle Corsetto @dcorsetto
31K Followers 1K Following Cartoonist. Girl Scout. Tea lush. she/they/y'all
Mel Hynes @MelHynes
305 Followers 191 Following Crazy cat lady who writes Two Lumps, and other things
sohmer @sohmer
15K Followers 208 Following No Longer Posting or Checking Twitter. Giving BlueSky a shot - https://t.co/mmhs1y4nOw
Erika Moen • patreo... @ErikaMoen
33K Followers 2 Following • She/Her • Spouse: @PlusTenStrength • Studio: @HelioscopePDX • Agent: @MonikaVermaLGR • Co-created: @OhJoySexToy
jam @jamdr0id
5K Followers 352 Following 🦋jammyness | @[email protected] Comics on the way to a SolarPunk future. Sustainable tech engineer. Cat fosterer 💜 New Book https://t.co/Z3GjKEIa9w
Devil's Panties @devilspanties
2K Followers 1 Following Not Satanic Porn. Follow us on Mastodon and Bluesky: https://t.co/VOmhpwso9a https://t.co/RnW4TnRGQF
Jennie Breeden @jenniebreeden
5K Followers 277 Following webcomic monkey. Posting daily comic on The Devil's Panties since 2001
Randy Milholland @choochoobear
19K Followers 590 Following Cartoonist. I draw a pudding cat and I draw Popeye for Sundays. He/Him. Opinions are my own, and probably very grumpy.
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