Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm
I'm a University Professor. I have opinions. Sometimes I share them right here on twitter! p = .07 Joined December 2012-
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This is clown stuff. Stick to telling folks what to wear for Halloween 👍👍
This is clown stuff. Stick to telling folks what to wear for Halloween 👍👍
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It was transphobic garbage. But way to just tweet through it, a disgrace!
It was transphobic garbage. But way to just tweet through it, a disgrace!
At the museum today, none of the hominids had a racist bone in their bodies either. 🤔 #billmaher
Who thinks Jimmer Fredette deserves another shot in the league?
Thumbs up for Macklemore, best rapper of all time.
Who wants mayo on both sides of that sandwich?
Straightforward from here: (1) investigate trump russia ties (2) impeach trump (3) donny jr. ascends throne
BREAKING: A copy of Flynn's letter of resignation.
Girl, If I've got to live in a fascist kleptocracy, then at least I get to share it with you. #ValentinesDay
Thinking of offering TA positions only to women & ethnic minorities. It's not exactly a white male ban... more like extreme vetting.
Is there a prediction market for nuclear winter yet? @FiveThirtyEight @PredictWise
Before this authoritarian state a long-suffering manuscript making it through peer review would've meant something. Now. Shrug emoji.
Me: If you give me materials BEFORE our meeting I can be more helpful. Grad: I did. Me: <checks email> But, you sent at 3am. Grad: .. Me: ..
Professor Sarcasm retweeted
Can we all just skip to mid-January when all our #resolutions have failed? #HappyNewYear #NYE2016
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Can we all just skip to mid-January when all our #resolutions have failed? #HappyNewYear #NYE2016
@ProfSarcasm Still a thing just so busy playing no time to stop. #PokemonGO
I just wrote an exam on terrorism I feel bad for my professor my last 2 pages my handwriting was worse than terrorism @ProfSarcasm
Www! Thanks no neither can I. x.com/profsarcasm/st…
Remember this from the #RNCinCLE? Yeah, i can't unsee it either. 😔
*full body shudder* x.com/profsarcasm/st…
Remember this from the #RNCinCLE? Yeah, i can't unsee it either. 😔
Which is extendable to grant applications... x.com/profsarcasm/st…
An app that rejects my papers before I submit them to journals, saving everyone time.
How all professors feel now during their grading marathons @ProfSnarky @ProfSarcasm #grading #professorproblems
Grad: so I can distribute this, right? x.com/profsarcasm/st…
Grad: check out my survey, I think we're ready to collect responses. Me: <points out 57 proofreading errors/typos> Grad: ... Me: ...
@ProfSarcasm What happens in the lab...stays in the lab. @actualham
@ProfSarcasm ...and find good hiding places for bodies...#GetRidOfFingers&ndTeeth Morbid, but good advice. #FarmGirlWithLotsOfLand
I'm just as #Narcissistic as @realDonaldTrump, only I'm much less successful at it. #GOPDebate
Grad: Is there an easier way to do this? Me: ... Grad: Seems pretty hard. Me: ... Grad: ... Me: Well, you could just quit. That'd be easy.
@ProfSarcasm usually comes topped with a sprinkle of racism
@ProfSarcasm My bacon-wrapped breakfast cupcakes this morning tasted like hard-won liberty instagram.com/p/4uHmknRytG/
@ProfSarcasm I don't care (much) about people knowing what porn I watch but my google searches need to remain private.
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