Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm
I'm a University Professor. I have opinions. Sometimes I share them right here on twitter! p = .07 Joined December 2012-
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This is clown stuff. Stick to telling folks what to wear for Halloween 👍👍
This is clown stuff. Stick to telling folks what to wear for Halloween 👍👍
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It was transphobic garbage. But way to just tweet through it, a disgrace!
It was transphobic garbage. But way to just tweet through it, a disgrace!
At the museum today, none of the hominids had a racist bone in their bodies either. 🤔 #billmaher
Who thinks Jimmer Fredette deserves another shot in the league?
Thumbs up for Macklemore, best rapper of all time.
Who wants mayo on both sides of that sandwich?
Straightforward from here: (1) investigate trump russia ties (2) impeach trump (3) donny jr. ascends throne
BREAKING: A copy of Flynn's letter of resignation.
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Thinking of offering TA positions only to women & ethnic minorities. It's not exactly a white male ban... more like extreme vetting.
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Before this authoritarian state a long-suffering manuscript making it through peer review would've meant something. Now. Shrug emoji.
Me: If you give me materials BEFORE our meeting I can be more helpful. Grad: I did. Me: <checks email> But, you sent at 3am. Grad: .. Me: ..
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Can we all just skip to mid-January when all our #resolutions have failed? #HappyNewYear #NYE2016
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