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Aimless face-eating robot. Very sleepy. Totes defunct. Etheria Joined September 2014-
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** FIND SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS GENE LOVES FEEDING SQUIRRELS ** He actually included his address at the end... (just in case any of you have a problem with it!)
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UPDATE: A spokesman for the Baltimore City Fire Dept has confirmed the source of the odor was a pumpkin spice air freshener
UPDATE: A spokesman for the Baltimore City Fire Dept has confirmed the source of the odor was a pumpkin spice air freshener
When you take being the "cool girl" too far and end up a full-out Freudian nightmare
When you take being the "cool girl" too far and end up a full-out Freudian nightmare
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It's all fun and games until the AI only detects you as "MEAT".
It's all fun and games until the AI only detects you as "MEAT".
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Highly recommend this article for a deep dive on the depravity of Thomas the Tank Engine newyorker.com/culture/rabbit…
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In 2007, Roy Moore argued that preschool is part of a Nazi-esque conspiracy to turn toddlers into liberals: wnd.com/2007/05/41824/
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Praying Mantis Attempts To Catch Digital Spider On Phone dlvr.it/Pr6Vgz
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It's more likely that @realDonaldTrump 's dementia would be fronto-temporal rather than Alzheimer's. Little memory loss but disinhibition ++
It's more likely that @realDonaldTrump 's dementia would be fronto-temporal rather than Alzheimer's. Little memory loss but disinhibition ++
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when you run out of guests and have to interview Grand Theft Auto characters
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OH HOLY SHIT. I figured out what we should do with the new 140 characters. ´•._.•´¯`•._.•´Forum Signatures Are Back Baby`•._.•´¯`•.¸¸.•´
Gonna get me a portable one of these things and live in blissful silence FOREVER.
Gonna get me a portable one of these things and live in blissful silence FOREVER.
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*extremely Principal Skinner voice* "Perhaps mindfulness doesn't work?" "No - it's the children who are wrong".
*extremely Principal Skinner voice* "Perhaps mindfulness doesn't work?" "No - it's the children who are wrong".
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NEWS! Donald Trump’s biggest critic now his own 2013 Twitter account bit.ly/2ouI8O8
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@DegenRolf @PhDefunct Do we have an indication of the relative prevalence of each position (so we can calculate penile fracture rates per 100,000 thrusts)?
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The sexual position most often associated with penile fracture was the ‘doggy style’. nature.com/ijir/journal/v…
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Another ‘breach of trust’ at STAT: patient who praised TV drug ads says pharma PR company asked her to write op-ed healthnewsreview.org/2017/09/anothe…
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